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Message from ZZZ (not an xo poaster) in re: Xo Lawsuit vs EPAH
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Fear-inspiring partner selfie Just conveying message and have no opinion on the substance of said comments: Mr. ZZZ reviews the xo threads on this matter and wanted me to relay that "EPAH is getting destroyed" and that he believes all of the posters who praised EPAH's brief are "100%" EPAH alts and/or EPAH's client because no one who is well versed in the applicable case law could possibly be dumb enough to think EPAH's motion is actually good. Again, his words. Not mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969709) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:54 PM Author: Lime national They're primarily various clients. Only six of them are my alts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969821) |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 12:48 AM Author: carmine lettuce school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44971422) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:52 PM Author: Aromatic new version filthpig Lol. Tell him he shouldn’t have signed that shit. There are lots of opps to sell out right away w a t14 law degree and no biglaw but they are never worth it. Use better judgment next time. This time will be a pass but wise up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970489) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:53 PM Author: Aromatic new version filthpig Swlatd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970493) |
Date: August 5th, 2022 5:25 PM Author: Flatulent university utterly devastating for epah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969718) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:41 PM Author: Vibrant thirsty water buffalo liquid oxygen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969768) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:28 PM Author: Hairraiser lake bawdyhouse really tough guy When is the response due? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969727) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:29 PM Author: Fear-inspiring partner selfie Not an expert on this venue but isn't opposition deadline triggered by the hearing date? Which EPAH purportedly failed to reserve? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969731) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:30 PM Author: clear histrionic field clown That was what TSINAH said before weirdly blanking his poasts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969732) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:31 PM Author: Hairraiser lake bawdyhouse really tough guy I don't know. States that do it that way are fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969735) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:30 PM Author: disrespectful cumskin ceo Yeah ok, my dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969733) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:33 PM Author: khaki zombie-like nibblets good content, please get him to provide more commentary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969739) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:34 PM Author: Wild halford what is going on? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969740) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:40 PM Author: doobsian persian dopamine apparently every shitlawyer is filing for sanctions against every other shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969763) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:39 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home This is 100% true because Kenny and ZZZ are co-counseled on cases if you Google their names. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969761) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:45 PM Author: Fear-inspiring partner selfie We are professionally acquainted outside of xo although I can see how it seems weird there are shitlawyers who don't post on xo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969781) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:07 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home Yes, crazy coincidence for a non xo poaster co-counseled with Kenny, representing Tsinah and suing EPAH. Chances are 1 in a million but coincidences happen.
Kenny is 180. EPAH is 180. Tsinah is 180. |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:19 PM Author: Fear-inspiring partner selfie I love EPAH and begged him to hangout with me when he was in LA. He has no idea we were former biglaw colleagues and have a good friend who was staffed on EPAH's lit files when latter was a rockstar at the firm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969946) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:20 PM Author: razzle goyim affirmative action We'll all need to get drinks in Hawaii (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969952) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:31 PM Author: razzmatazz market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970020) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:53 PM Author: Lime national Could you ask him a little bit more about his theory of PJ, and whether he was the one who drafted that gem of a complaint? ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969814) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 5:58 PM Author: Ultramarine garrison fanboi How doesn't that immunity case settle the matter? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969841) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:34 PM Author: razzmatazz market epah interpreted the "concerning litigation" part broadly. there was no cite to any case where it was used for the type of proceeding epah is talking about, so i wonder if it would be a matter of first impression. still think epah is right but it's not a sure thing.
the personal jx shit sounds like a sure thing though. |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Orchid location First impression for attorney admissions committee, sure. But there are likely a bunch of analogous areas outside of a trial court where it's been applied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970227) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:12 PM Author: razzmatazz market yeah like i said i think epah is still right but it's not 100% slam dunk settled law (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970334) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:39 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage The PJ argument seems to be a slam dunk. How the hell do you get around that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970443) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: razzmatazz market agreed. i'm excited to see the response. this is a lolsuit between lawyers and epah is a litigator who manages his own cases. i have no idea why they would decide to sue him knowing he knows his way around court. maybe like epah said the plaintiff is super buttmad and just files frivolous suits constantly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970480) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:57 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home I can’t even think of a plausible PJ argument. Excited about the opoesition and the sanctions motion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970505) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage My prediction: if op is right then zman is a dimwit and won’t pull the case. EPAH will file a lolzy sanctions motion. It may be granted bc any idiot would see the PJ issue.
Court won’t pass on the immunity issue and will toss the case due to lack of PJ. |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Lime national My prediction: RT told zman and EJ that he'll cover any $anctions that are ordered, but neglected to mention that he's flat broke, and they just assumed that the founder of a "nationally recognized law firm" mu$t be rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970615) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:30 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home Fascinating stuff and good legal drama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970653) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:22 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home EPAH said if the case is dismissed he files a malicious prosecution action. If it’s not dismissed he files a sanctions motion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970618) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:25 PM Author: Lime national They seem like nice enough guys, but they do have to pay me for my time. My posting yesterday and today aside, I'm busy af on real cases. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970631) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:34 PM Author: Provocative mahogany sweet tailpipe nursing home How many hours a week working (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970669) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:59 PM Author: Lime national Mostly ten hour days plus a couple hours on the weekend. It's not always this busy, but multiple things are happening at one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970770) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:10 PM Author: cerise fantasy-prone rehab I have no clue what's going on ITT.
Cliffs? |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:12 PM Author: Lime national I've found that if you don't post literally every day, you miss the boat on some great episodes of xo, and then it gets to be too late to catch up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969907) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:16 PM Author: razzle goyim affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44969927) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 6:29 PM Author: cerise fantasy-prone rehab Can't a guy go on a man-sex bender for a few days and not get left out?
(To be fair, I made a lot of money) |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 12:58 AM Author: carmine lettuce school cafeteria A slimy attorney in CA was sending demand letters to convenience stores around the country threatening to sue them for selling illegal boner pills (seriously). EPAH sued him saying that this was an illegal shakedown. The slimy attorney vowed revenge against EPAH. The slimy attorney got another client who lives in Florida to sue EPAH claiming that EPAH prevented slimy attorney from being admitted pro hac in Texas in another case. EPAH filed a devastating response to that case.
If you know EPAH's IRL identity, you can search for his name in the court database for Monroe County, Florida. It's worth reading his entire response (and watching the YouTube video in his response). The whole thing is incredibly 180.
Also, as a fun aside, the attorney suing EPAH in this Florida case is the same attorney who is representing TSINAH in his eviction case. And apparently the slimy attorney who is harassing EPAH is also a poaster (albeit a quotemo). |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 7:41 AM Author: cerise fantasy-prone rehab 180. I'm on everyone's side for creating such 180 content / drama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44971915) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 7:11 PM Author: Mauve Fragrant Public Bath did EPAH argue 1st Am immunity because the letter he wrote falls squarely under the "petition the government for the redress of grievances" clause?
i've seen many cases where people don't raise the argument but it's so powerful. |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:37 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage He made two arguments, one of which is that he’s been to Florida four times ever, one of which was in 1987 to go to Disney so there’s no PJ against him there.
Supposedly the alleged conduct occurred in Texas so I’m interested to see how P can just randomly sue EPAH in Florida just because.
(Not EPAH alt) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:09 PM Author: razzmatazz market "Supposedly the alleged conduct occurred in Texas so I’m interested to see how P can just randomly sue EPAH in Florida just because."
that's the oddest thing about this and i wonder why epah didn't discuss it more. how tf does any of this have to do with florida? |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: Lime national Strictly speaking where the conduct occurred is a venue issue, not a PJ issue. Even if emphasizing that would be appealing to a busy judge, I engage in only the most RIGOROUS form of legal scholarship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970607) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: razzmatazz market embarrassing q to ask as a litigator but doesn't a florida state court need some nexus to the claim to have subject matter jx? like, even if you and plaintiff both lived in fl shouldn't the venue be where the injury occurred? or is there like a reverse erie thing where you could be compelled to litigate in florida but they would apply the law of the state where the injury occurred? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970648) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:32 PM Author: Lime national Where the thing occurred could be grounds for a forum non conveniens venue motion, but the court has jurisdiction over anyone it can reach with its long-arm statute + minimum contacts. That's what the "personal" part of the phrase means I think. The second part is a "choice-of-law" issue that would be controlled by FL's choice of law statutes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970658) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:34 PM Author: razzmatazz market hmmm.
i guess i don't know how this works for state shit. i remember learning all about it for federal diversity jx but i've never heard of someone filing suit against someone in a state court where neither the person lives nor where the injury occurred. ODD. |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:03 PM Author: Lime national Yeah I might be overlooking something. Maybe I'll start my reply with "All the stuff zman is talking about happened in CA and TX but for some reason he's suing in FL, and me and my friends can't figure out why." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970784) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:05 PM Author: razzmatazz market lmk if i can send you an invoice for my services when it comes time to calculate attorney's fees (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970791) |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 1:01 AM Author: carmine lettuce school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44971462) |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 1:01 AM Author: carmine lettuce school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44971460) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:17 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage I recall (wrongly I suppose) that committing a tort in a state confers jurisdiction over the tortfeasor there. I’m wrong here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970828) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:23 PM Author: razzmatazz market i don't think you're wrong, assuming the person has minimal contacts for personal jx, which would be hard to avoid if you committed a tort there. but the issue here is that the alleged tort occurred far from florida. so, even if p and d were florida residents, would florida state court be an appropriate venue if one objected? if you and i are both residents of MFH and get into a car accident in cali, can i sue you in NY? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970840) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:28 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage Man fuck this, I already took civ pro and the bar exam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970855) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:30 PM Author: razzmatazz market yeah they cover it all for fedcourts but i'm flummoxed re: state court. it would seem in my hypo that it would be better for both litigants to go to court in mfh, but does a state even have jx over something that happened outside it's borders? i feel like i'm about to get pwned here because this seems like something i should know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970862) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:15 PM Author: Fishy Stimulating Mad Cow Disease I wonder if EPAH knows about this (or perhaps a similar florida statute if one exists), which would provide an alternative basis for dismissal (that is burden shifting on the merits) and recovery of attorneys fees:
https://statutes.capitol.texas.gov/Docs/CP/htm/CP.27.htm |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:24 PM Author: Lime national smh pumo bruh. That's an "anti-SLAPP" statute. Florida has one, but it's poorly developed in the caselaw, and I was worried that a busy judge wouldn't get it if he's never encountered it. And it has mandatory fees payment win or lose (in most states only the movant can win fees). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970626) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:42 PM Author: Fishy Stimulating Mad Cow Disease yes I know exactly what it is and have won fees under it before against some dumbass biglaw firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970700) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:00 PM Author: Lime national oh, sorry I just assumed b/c you didn't use the fancy name, but yeah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970777) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:19 PM Author: Irradiated Becky Stage How does the zman propose to get PJ over EPAH? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970352) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:21 PM Author: razzmatazz market lure his wife there with heroin and have epah come in person to pay for her rehab there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970361) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 10:08 PM Author: spectacular pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970799) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:38 PM Author: Racy sinister fortuitous meteor EPAHs lawyer nemesis also appears connected in the Hawaiian legal community so I think the case will be refilled in the highest court in the land (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970438) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: razzmatazz market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970482) |
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Date: August 6th, 2022 12:53 AM Author: disrespectful cumskin ceo Find pics of epah as a kid in Disneyworld (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44971443) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:24 PM Author: titillating spruce elastic band hospital This shit is wild bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970629) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:25 PM Author: Talented Ungodly Sanctuary Alpha stay the fuck out of Florida deadbeats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970632) |
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Date: August 5th, 2022 9:31 PM Author: Startling Gaming Laptop 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#44970656) |
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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:26 PM Author: sienna curious hunting ground whoa ZZZ throwing shade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#45124029) |
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Date: September 5th, 2022 9:27 PM Author: galvanic kitty cat half-breed How does he search with no account? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#45124037) |
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Date: September 8th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: disturbing multi-colored boltzmann senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#45139538) |
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Date: September 8th, 2022 7:13 PM Author: charcoal forum stock car This board has taken many twists and turns over the past decades that few could’ve seen coming. Posters eventually suing each other and talking shit about it on the board however is one of the few things that was easy to predict. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5167747&forum_id=2#45139603) |