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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Irradiated Menage | 01/03/23 |
| Azure cruel-hearted parlour | 01/03/23 |
| Irradiated Menage | 01/03/23 |
| Honey-headed startling field | 01/03/23 |
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| Garnet station toaster | 01/04/23 |
| Cyan Rough-skinned Boistinker Heaven | 01/04/23 |
| Azure cruel-hearted parlour | 01/04/23 |
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| Azure cruel-hearted parlour | 01/04/23 |
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| Azure cruel-hearted parlour | 04/19/23 |
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| fragrant ivory chapel rigpig | 04/30/24 |
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| deranged hospital national security agency | 01/03/23 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Irradiated Menage One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Irradiated Menage Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Honey-headed startling field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Irradiated Menage Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Marvelous Fiercely-loyal Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Garnet station toaster alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Cyan Rough-skinned Boistinker Heaven anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Cyan Rough-skinned Boistinker Heaven so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Cyan Rough-skinned Boistinker Heaven It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Vibrant Vengeful Community Account Blood Rage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Crimson disturbing sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Marvelous Fiercely-loyal Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Garnet station toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: fragrant ivory chapel rigpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Black 180 Address Corn Cake (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620946) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: chrome adventurous church shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Azure cruel-hearted parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Slimy supple temple https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: impertinent trip french chef juggernaut SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: light flirting son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Metal Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Sienna pistol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: gold cumskin clown The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: umber talented ape stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: cerebral ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: chrome adventurous church shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: deranged hospital national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Blathering Concupiscible Kitty Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: deranged hospital national security agency QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: aphrodisiac plum space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Pearly hairraiser piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: light flirting son of senegal (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604053) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: Beady-eyed milky haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: Beady-eyed milky haunted graveyard The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Garnet station toaster it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Pearly hairraiser piazza when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Garnet station toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: light flirting son of senegal (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2#47621001) |