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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen. ...
electric plaza internal respiration
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Laughing my fuckin ass off
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  01/04/23
anyone still doubt that trannies are men?
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so you agree that you’re a man? cool
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(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes
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It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.
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more than u are, yes
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SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180
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The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.
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The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and d...
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it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when t...
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM
Author: electric plaza internal respiration

One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.

He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”

He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”

The jury’s jaw dropped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736855)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line

https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T

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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM
Author: electric plaza internal respiration

Laughing my fuckin ass off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736920)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM
Author: supple sticky public bath

180

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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM
Author: electric plaza internal respiration

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738950)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM
Author: lime elite home old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738951)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit garrison

alright, im a tranny advocate now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738975)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM
Author: Obsidian center

anyone still doubt that trannies are men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45738984)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line

everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739057)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: Obsidian center

so you agree that you’re a man? cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739106)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line

(1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739112)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM
Author: Obsidian center

It’s not that deep. You’re just a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739151)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line

more than u are, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739155)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM
Author: comical unhinged brunch genital piercing

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#46206733)



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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM
Author: Pearl people who are hurt knife



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: lime elite home old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603607)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit garrison



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Stirring honey-headed half-breed



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: mind-boggling meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620946)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736856)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM
Author: Alcoholic Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45736859)



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line



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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM
Author: aquamarine slippery personal credit line



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM
Author: contagious church potus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739167)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM
Author: fluffy self-centered water buffalo trailer park

SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739289)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Onyx Territorial Base Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739308)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM
Author: chocolate kitchen turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603641)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM
Author: Talented Well-lubricated Dingle Berry Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739301)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM
Author: Heady windowlicker step-uncle's house

The story had me at first but lost me without a plot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739348)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM
Author: Thirsty brass location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739457)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45739630)



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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45742027)



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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45750389)



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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#45835222)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219210)



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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM
Author: Frozen slap-happy library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47219260)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376237)



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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Alcoholic Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47376245)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: zippy 180 cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603827)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: arousing black woman parlor

Shit thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603834)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: zippy 180 cuck

QUotemo positivity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603842)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Out-of-control mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47603847)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Diverse Church Building Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604038)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM
Author: Onyx Territorial Base Private Investor

(rat)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604053)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Coral Market Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47604067)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Coral Market Goyim

The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620822)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit garrison

it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620882)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Diverse Church Building Doctorate

when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620919)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Swollen hissy fit garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47620938)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Onyx Territorial Base Private Investor

(slimshadymantp)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2Reputation#47621001)