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Joined eharmony to find a breedable girl. There are 9 people on the app

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.
Passionate institution
  12/16/23
think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. b...
Orchid Trailer Park
  12/16/23
fuck me online dating is hell
Passionate institution
  12/16/23
online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need ...
Orchid Trailer Park
  12/16/23
i am so fucked
Passionate institution
  12/16/23
stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is ...
Orchid Trailer Park
  12/16/23
yeah i guess you're right
Passionate institution
  12/16/23
LJL
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shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good nigh...
Coral Galvanic Brunch
  12/16/23
You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.
180 school cafeteria
  12/16/23
This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month...
diverse puce striped hyena
  12/17/23
How many men?
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  12/17/23
Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggle...
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  12/17/23
I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500
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  04/27/24
insta is the only real dating app
zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king
  12/17/23
Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick...
diverse puce striped hyena
  12/17/23
1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl 2) im 6'3....
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  12/17/23
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rusted cruise ship
  04/27/24
Explain the steps You search some location and find a &ld...
Big Church
  12/17/23
"pls show bob and vagene"
appetizing massive party of the first part
  12/17/23
no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your ins...
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  12/17/23
Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so sli...
Federal dopamine
  12/17/23
I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly...
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  12/17/23
Mail order bride, not flame.
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  12/17/23
move to asia
zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king
  12/17/23
Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his heigh...
diverse puce striped hyena
  12/17/23
I'm only 6'0
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  12/17/23
Excellent poast. I would add try to make superficial frie...
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I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive...
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I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses...
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  12/17/23
I tried to tell you iirc.
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  12/17/23
Someone here is who recommended it to me
Passionate institution
  12/17/23
They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to s...
Fragrant Ebony Queen Of The Night
  04/27/24
180 You deserve worse
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  04/27/24
I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality...
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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:36 PM
Author: Passionate institution

Narrowed by childless and under 35. And it was $500 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178750)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Orchid Trailer Park

think of all the first dates it saved you from paying for. basically paid for itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178753)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Passionate institution

fuck me online dating is hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178757)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:42 PM
Author: Orchid Trailer Park

online dating hasnt worked in almost a decade man. you need to figure something else out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178763)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:43 PM
Author: Passionate institution

i am so fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178764)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Orchid Trailer Park

stop being an existential bitch about it. dating past 25 is complete flame and 30 is a fucking joke. stop worrying and youll be more likely to make something of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178770)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:53 PM
Author: Passionate institution

yeah i guess you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178794)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:39 PM
Author: Sable trip factory reset button parlour

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178754)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:41 PM
Author: Passionate institution

im so mad i want to punch the old guy from the commercials in the face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178760)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:58 PM
Author: arousing smoky step-uncle's house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178808)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: laughsome purple boltzmann goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178815)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:45 PM
Author: Sable trip factory reset button parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180224)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:46 PM
Author: Coral Galvanic Brunch

shoulda just found a teen on seeking.com and had a good night with the $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178771)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:52 PM
Author: 180 school cafeteria

You could get a VR headset and Tenga Flip for even less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178792)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: diverse puce striped hyena

This. The fuckin VR headset saved my marriage. $30 per month and you have a catalog of 10000 women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179215)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:41 AM
Author: silver aromatic orchestra pit

How many men?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179316)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: diverse puce striped hyena

Believe it or not if you wanna see that for shits and giggles it’s probably like 100 men but you would be getting fucked missionary like a girl. I know for a fact though you can get a dick in your mouth too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180185)



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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 PM
Author: Passionate institution

I could put my dick in a vitamix for $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178797)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:00 AM
Author: arousing smoky step-uncle's house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178809)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:48 PM
Author: alcoholic fiercely-loyal crackhouse cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181283)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:04 AM
Author: laughsome purple boltzmann goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178822)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:45 AM
Author: concupiscible round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179213)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pearl fortuitous meteor rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180883)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: rusted cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614495)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 12:14 AM
Author: zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king

insta is the only real dating app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47178846)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:50 AM
Author: diverse puce striped hyena

Haha yeah! That hot instagram model is totally going to pick you over the 10000 of men hitting her up in the DMs and she’s totally gonna stay with you when the taller man hits her up 7 dates in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179216)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king

1) most girls with an insta are not models ljl

2) im 6'3. if youre short and ugly its already over actually it never even started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180707)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: rusted cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614498)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:45 AM
Author: Big Church

Explain the steps

You search some location and find a “hot” IG model and message her with the intent of dating? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179323)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 3:48 PM
Author: appetizing massive party of the first part

"pls show bob and vagene"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180669)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king

no you meet a girl somewhere else and funnel her to your instagram. its how you establish value.

if girls wont even talk to you in the first place ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180709)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:20 AM
Author: Federal dopamine

Go to a dive bar in a blue collar area and dress ever so slightly better than the norm. Don’t tell anyone what you do. Don’t approach women or anything like that. Just sit there and drink. Give it a few nights and, if you are tall, women will come to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179203)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:31 AM
Author: hairraiser mint shrine

I'm short, bald, a little pudgy, asian, and not particularly attractive.

Help me with a strategy

Meteor now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:58 AM
Author: gaped heaven legend

Mail order bride, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179230)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king

move to asia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180711)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 7:51 AM
Author: diverse puce striped hyena

Height is 100% the factor here. He never mentioned his height. If he’s over 6’2 he will get a woman in 2023. If not he won’t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179218)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Passionate institution

I'm only 6'0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181289)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:41 PM
Author: provocative flickering elastic band gaping

Excellent poast.

I would add try to make superficial friends with the staff and tip well (but not too well). So when women ask the staff “who’s the new guy” they say “he seems cool.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180207)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 1:47 PM
Author: Sable trip factory reset button parlour

This has actually worked really well for me, but it's the bartenders whom I end up getting with. Unfortunately, bartenders are almost universally mentally ill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180232)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:05 PM
Author: zippy exhilarant people who are hurt philosopher-king

based

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180713)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Flatulent House

I love breedable chicks who are regulars at blue collar dive bars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180717)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:32 AM
Author: vengeful menage pisswyrm

I’m amazed it’s still around. Almost no one uses it or match. It was as you describe 10 years ago. Really though apps are pointless. Men just need to chat up women in real life (without expectation of dating the first moderately attractive woman that is receptive).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179269)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 4:04 PM
Author: Sable trip factory reset button parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47180710)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 8:39 AM
Author: godawful indirect expression locale

I tried to tell you iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47179311)



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Date: December 17th, 2023 6:49 PM
Author: Passionate institution

Someone here is who recommended it to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47181285)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Fragrant Ebony Queen Of The Night

They only give you nine matches per day. They want you to start dating rather than browsing endlessly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614037)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: cream zombie-like lodge

180

You deserve worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614043)



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Date: April 27th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: topaz razzmatazz bbw legal warrant

I tried joining eharmony years ago. I took their personality inventory, answered it completely honestly and they wouldn't let me join the site.

I guess they (correctly) identified me as too much of a depressedmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5461647&forum_id=2#47614111)