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180 xo shtick: VASTLY overestimating physical superiority of pro athletes

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they...
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/14/24
are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all ...
nudist wild round eye heaven
  01/14/24
There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman po...
aromatic pozpig piazza
  01/14/24
this is what i’m talking about. tyft.
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/14/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
aromatic pozpig piazza
  01/14/24
To be fair, I think the problem is that you're talking to...
Outnumbered Double Fault
  01/14/24
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glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/16/24
“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated eno...
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/15/24
lol
Lime haunting toilet seat chad
  01/15/24
"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out...
very tactful hell
  01/15/24
mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sen...
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/15/24
flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwis...
Titillating Sandwich
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Lime haunting toilet seat chad
  01/15/24
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glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/16/24
Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in ...
Fantasy-prone rose water buffalo
  01/15/24
earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a ...
naked pink jewess
  01/15/24
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Lime haunting toilet seat chad
  01/15/24
yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that ach...
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/15/24
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high-end vivacious psychic doctorate
  01/15/24
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glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/16/24
Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game
Bipolar adulterous background story son of senegal
  01/16/24
oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six point...
Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/16/24
not really a “sports guy.”
violet cracking resort
  01/17/24
(Guy who played a little college ball)
Ruby principal's office
  01/15/24
idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in...
light indian lodge
  01/15/24
"favorite ex" JM even your mundane poasts contain...
Vibrant theater stage place of business
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violet cracking resort
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glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
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Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/15/24
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glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/16/24
oh man. i love it here
Spruce Orchestra Pit Selfie
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naked pink jewess
  01/16/24
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Hyperactive immigrant pit
  01/16/24
twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the pos...
very tactful hell
  01/17/24
i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wante...
glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/16/24
Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for De...
vermilion circlehead tank
  01/16/24
Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental proces...
light indian lodge
  01/16/24
maybe so, maybe so
sapphire antidepressant drug
  01/16/24
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Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  01/17/24
JM is the barristan selmy of poasting
glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete
  01/17/24
either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.
vermilion circlehead tank
  01/17/24
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Ivory underhanded roommate jew
  04/30/24
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light indian lodge
  04/30/24
Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they co...
opaque spectacular public bath knife
  01/16/24
At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.
Hyperactive immigrant pit
  01/16/24


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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:18 PM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

like when somebody poasts a hypo polling xo poasters if they could perform a (usually fairly mundane) feat of athleticism at the professional level. without fail a dozen poasters will say something like “wtf no i would be killed even attempting it!” cracks me up every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288171)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:23 PM
Author: nudist wild round eye heaven

are you saying that guys at your highschool benched 500 all the time and it was no big deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288183)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: aromatic pozpig piazza

There’s no need to exaggerate, or create a strawman poaster who thinks an NFL D lineman is a god.

But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle anymore than the lineman could repeatedly score well on a fair iq test, no matter the motivation.

There are natural limits. If you could suffice as an NFL running back, high odds you would be doing that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288184)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:28 PM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

this is what i’m talking about. tyft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288200)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:34 PM
Author: aromatic pozpig piazza

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol

If you’ve ever played sports you know well the funnel. Those that emerge from youth > HS > college > pro sports as excellent aren’t merely better motivated. They’d beat you, badly

Nature has limited your ability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288221)



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Date: January 14th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered Double Fault

To be fair,

I think the problem is that you're talking to a guy who couldn't ace either a physical test or a mental test, if you get my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288253)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293842)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:28 AM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

“If the nations best D lineman were just motivated enough, he could ace a mental test.”

lol at this sophistry. this might be a fair comparison if the hypos were for things like “could xo’s best lawyer win the deacon jones award?” instead they’re targeted to the *average* xo poaster about athletic achievements that typically aren’t notable enough to earn a spot on a roster. just the fact that someone is posing the hypos should be proof that they’re open questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288745)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Lime haunting toilet seat chad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289180)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:13 AM
Author: very tactful hell

"But no, a typical poster could not routinely break out of his tackle..."

It's not a strawman, as shown by the heavy lifting "routinely" does in this clause. A hypo gets posted and the thread is swarmed by unathletic nerds insisting that the physical task is an impossibility, that even if given 1000 tries, the tackle cannot be broken. Then even more pile on and insist that the task is genetically impossible, that even with years rigorous training, the tackle could never be broken.

If these poasters would just concede reasonable positions...that yes, the average poaster is not going to consistently break tackles, but can probably do so 25% of the time and eke out an average of 2 yards per carry (not good enough to make a roster, but respectable for a layman), these threads would not reach three-figure poast counts. Years ago there was a thread where many, many xoxoers were insistent that it would be impossible for a poaster to hit an open three in an NBA game...that the shot would be magically blocked from 10 feet away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288730)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:19 AM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

mfcr. these poasters’ total disconnect from common sense is what makes this genre so funny. it’s not like the hypos are “break the mlb single season home run record” or “score a triple double in ten straight nba games.” honestly i would be surprised if more than one or two active xo poasters could do either of those. but “bat .225 over an mlb season” or “score 10 points in an nba game”? what kind of total loser wouldn’t bet on themselves for those?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288735)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: Titillating Sandwich

flame got too obvious with this post. but nice job otherwise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288837)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Lime haunting toilet seat chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289187)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293847)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:24 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone rose water buffalo

Cr maybe two poasters, tops, could score a triple double in 10 straight NBA games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289066)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:29 AM
Author: naked pink jewess

earl is a given, obviously, and id bet there are actually a dozen or more poasters besides who could pull that off in regulation nguyen basketball association games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289082)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Lime haunting toilet seat chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289183)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

yeah, i think two is definitely the upper limit for that achievement, and it’s possible there aren’t even that many. i was worried at first i was being too conservative re: the hr record but the more i think about it the more i believe the odds are no more than two could do that either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289959)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: high-end vivacious psychic doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289960)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293848)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:04 AM
Author: Bipolar adulterous background story son of senegal

Most NBA players can’t score 10 points in an NBA game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293827)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew

oh wow is that true? then i guess say the hypo was six points in a game or something. idk i’m not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297086)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: violet cracking resort

not really a “sports guy.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298697)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 2:20 AM
Author: Ruby principal's office

(Guy who played a little college ball)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47288737)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: light indian lodge

idk there was one poaster whose wife's favorite ex played in AAA and he struck him out in three straight pitches

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289094)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Vibrant theater stage place of business

"favorite ex"

JM even your mundane poasts contain eternal XO gems, you have truly exceeded us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289158)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: violet cracking resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293861)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293915)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Saffron mind-boggling mad-dog skullcap corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289168)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 1:52 PM
Author: Carnelian stock car location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47289978)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 7:58 PM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47291210)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293854)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: Spruce Orchestra Pit Selfie

oh man. i love it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293953)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: naked pink jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47296529)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: Hyperactive immigrant pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297177)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: very tactful hell

twist: the phrasing of this sentence leaves room for the possibility that the poaster (probably a pumo) is the one who struck out the favorite ex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47300531)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete

i was actually heavily recruited to play d1 ball but i wanted to avoid cte so i could do scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47293860)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead tank

Kendall Hinton is a wr who was forced into playing qb for Denver during a covid game. his stats:

rushed twice for 7 yards and completed just one of nine passes for 13 yards with one sack in Denver’s 31-3 loss.

while in high school Kendall was an all state qb with scholarship offers from power five schools. and yet even he struggled to complete an nfl pass.

now please tell me again how some pumo who never even played high school sports is doing anything in the nfl besides getting zherself hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47294170)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: light indian lodge

Terrible example. the QB position is all about mental processing, where xoers (high IQ) would obviously excel.

maybe we'd struggle as edge rushers or punt returners but that example is where we'd shine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47294443)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:37 PM
Author: sapphire antidepressant drug

maybe so, maybe so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297151)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 2:33 AM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297406)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 6:14 AM
Author: glittery kink-friendly keepsake machete

JM is the barristan selmy of poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297504)



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Date: January 17th, 2024 1:39 PM
Author: vermilion circlehead tank

either this is flame or you are a fucking retard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47298679)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Ivory underhanded roommate jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621020)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: light indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47621039)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: opaque spectacular public bath knife

Don't a bunch of xo posters say they could go pro if they could get a year off from being a lolyer and shit. Am I just imagining all those stupid hypo threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297153)



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Date: January 16th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: Hyperactive immigrant pit

At my peak I could have played on a lower table EPL team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475937&forum_id=2#47297178)