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Gen Alphas are a parody of zoomers

its witerally over
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/21/24
you mean people in the 0-14 age range? The newborn babies a...
arousing heaven
  03/21/24
theyre watching neon.
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/21/24
imagine a large group of people where each of your bench pre...
Histrionic hateful locale quadroon
  03/21/24
whats your body count?
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/21/24
you're saying you've slept with more women than a six year o...
arousing heaven
  03/21/24
damn straight. not trying to brag, but facts are facts.
Histrionic hateful locale quadroon
  03/21/24
hell yeah *bodyslams entire kindergarten class*
arousing heaven
  03/21/24
Wow you can bench more than a whole bunch of 10 year olds?
mewling abode hissy fit
  03/22/24
lol at focusing on this when i gave a whole list of categori...
Histrionic hateful locale quadroon
  03/22/24
brains fried by screens before theyre even old enough to kno...
grizzly mind-boggling tanning salon nowag
  03/21/24
Nah. a lot of Millenial parents are trying to help their kid...
arousing heaven
  03/21/24
Hope you are factoring in the 4000x greater number of photon...
Silver vigorous round eye
  03/21/24
...
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/21/24
My kids microdose and watch Spirit Rangers. It's a trip
arousing heaven
  03/21/24
180
aggressive multi-billionaire
  03/22/24
Childless losers should just shut the fuck up about any cons...
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/21/24
im definitely going to have kids
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/21/24
(childless loser)
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/22/24
(nerd who married the first girl who touched his penis)
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/22/24
180
Electric mad-dog skullcap theater stage
  03/22/24
A) thank you for the compliment of nerd, loser, B) she was t...
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/22/24
imagine marrying the 9th girl you slept with and thinking th...
excitant principal's office friendly grandma
  03/22/24
Sorry, bro, you already gave me nerd status and I filed to g...
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/22/24
Why are gens so abbreviated now? No one questioned boomers b...
Abnormal Buff Ladyboy
  03/21/24
CR. It’s 17 years per. All are children within the l...
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/22/24
But cowshit doesn’t want to be Gen X(‘81)
Abnormal Buff Ladyboy
  03/22/24
Yeah weird how the guy who is obsessed with Gen X and comple...
Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station
  03/22/24
If only he knew how much he sucked
Abnormal Buff Ladyboy
  03/22/24
stfu cowgod
splenetic carmine stage striped hyena
  03/22/24
that's not cowgod, I'm Cowgod
Talking overrated brunch organic girlfriend
  03/22/24


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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:39 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

its witerally over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513522)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: arousing heaven

you mean people in the 0-14 age range? The newborn babies and 9 year old children aren't alpha enough?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513577)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

theyre watching neon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513582)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:06 PM
Author: Histrionic hateful locale quadroon

imagine a large group of people where each of your bench press, body count, and lsat score completely outclasses every one of them. thats what we’re talking about here. you never want to be the coolest one in the room. and i’m not even as prolifically gifted as your standard pumo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513792)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

whats your body count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513801)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: arousing heaven

you're saying you've slept with more women than a six year old Gen Alpha boy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513812)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Histrionic hateful locale quadroon

damn straight. not trying to brag, but facts are facts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513963)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:58 PM
Author: arousing heaven

hell yeah

*bodyslams entire kindergarten class*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513996)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:09 PM
Author: mewling abode hissy fit

Wow you can bench more than a whole bunch of 10 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516459)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:09 PM
Author: Histrionic hateful locale quadroon

lol at focusing on this when i gave a whole list of categories at which i would absolutely dominate these losers. on top of those, however, i would also almost certainly be in the top decile of income and am probably comfortably above average at playing the piano.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516728)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: grizzly mind-boggling tanning salon nowag

brains fried by screens before theyre even old enough to know what an ipad is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513579)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: arousing heaven

Nah. a lot of Millenial parents are trying to help their kids have '90s-style childhoods. for example, my 7 year old spends her time after school either palying sports / instruments or playing in the cul-de-sac with the neighbors kids. we just let them run around until dark. don't shove them in front of screens on car rides, 30 minutes-1 hour of staring intently at a screen per day, max

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513666)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:45 PM
Author: Silver vigorous round eye

Hope you are factoring in the 4000x greater number of photons and electrons firing at ur kids' central nervous system from today's modern screens versus what we experienced watching Simpsons season 6 on a CRT TV. Not to mention the "edgy" content back then was a "Smithers is gay" joke, not ultra 4K "Elsa Spiderman playroom hotdog." Oh but I'm sure you monitor what ur kids watch lol sure bud sure

Ur basically saying "hehe I smoked a lil pot when I was younger, what's the big deal" while ur kids ingest Andre-the-Giant-quantities of fentanyl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513719)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513739)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 5:21 PM
Author: arousing heaven

My kids microdose and watch Spirit Rangers. It's a trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513814)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 6:17 AM
Author: aggressive multi-billionaire

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515205)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

Childless losers should just shut the fuck up about any consideration of future generations. You opted out. Go be a self-involved douche and obsess about a gay, striver hobby like wine collecting or being a foodie or whatever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513973)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

im definitely going to have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47513985)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:11 AM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

(childless loser)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515039)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:54 AM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

(nerd who married the first girl who touched his penis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515115)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:54 AM
Author: Electric mad-dog skullcap theater stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515117)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 5:25 AM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

A) thank you for the compliment of nerd, loser, B) she was the ninth, thank you very much. Aww shucks poor me I married my organic college girlfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515179)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: excitant principal's office friendly grandma

imagine marrying the 9th girl you slept with and thinking thats a flex. there's a theory that guys who marry in their 20s are usually losers and im starting to think thats the case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516164)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

Sorry, bro, you already gave me nerd status and I filed to get my official certificate with the local nerd commission. You can’t bring me down to your level.

Also if it helps I’ve since slept with an additional 30+ women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516405)



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Date: March 21st, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Abnormal Buff Ladyboy

Why are gens so abbreviated now? No one questioned boomers being like 20 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47514087)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 3:15 AM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

CR. It’s 17 years per. All are children within the last year before the oldest become adults. Boomers get one extra year bc the GIs didn’t all return until the end of 46. But boomers are 46-64, Gen X is 65-81, millennials 82-98 and Z is 99-2015. All of these year cut offs fit exactly with the most important generational milestones. These are unquestionably the best ranges and people who argue against them are retarded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515041)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: Abnormal Buff Ladyboy

But cowshit doesn’t want to be Gen X(‘81)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515356)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Bearded Passionate Dopamine Gas Station

Yeah weird how the guy who is obsessed with Gen X and completely fluent in all Gen X major cultural milestones and an acknowledged world leading expert at trolling Gen Xers is uh well yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47516412)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Abnormal Buff Ladyboy

If only he knew how much he sucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47517262)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: splenetic carmine stage striped hyena

stfu cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515396)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 9:17 AM
Author: Talking overrated brunch organic girlfriend

that's not cowgod, I'm Cowgod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507106&forum_id=2#47515399)