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Found a Burglar in my kitchen at 5am this morning

No damage. Got through a loosely locked bathroom window latc...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
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Irradiated Giraffe
  03/26/24
wife filed an online report so the cops came after. They ask...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
British cops are such fags they're probably going to charge ...
Boyish learning disabled halford
  03/26/24
I covered it off lol, exactly with that question i was like ...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
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swashbuckling autistic personal credit line
  03/26/24
If he was a good boy he would have ripped him to shreds.
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
conflicted. I agree, and then im also really relieved i dont...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Given that you're in the UK I get it. Here in Florida everyo...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
https://imgur.com/a/JZCWoGy good boy.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
cr TMF is just a bitchmade fag
Mahogany Soggy Clown Base
  03/26/24
Do you have a doodle or some fru fru dog like that to boot? ...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
lol @ you doubling down on a dog being an extension of your ...
Mahogany Soggy Clown Base
  03/26/24
So yes, you have some small silly dog? Dogs have been use...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
Be careful a freaky female poster like box or Karen doesn&rs...
plum drunken native
  03/26/24
Is he old or something? What's his excuse for not biting a ...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
He's there to back me up, not cause an investigation. He's w...
Marvelous background story
  03/27/24
i dont know if its good to call the cops where you are. but ...
Irradiated Giraffe
  03/26/24
And/or get a dog that will cause serious injuries under the ...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
as long as you don't mind your dog getting put down, sure. &...
Irradiated Giraffe
  03/26/24
you're right the cuts on my hands are indeed offensive. didn...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Ouch. You probably didn't feel it at the time because of the...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
What state would put down a dog for biting an intruder? May...
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
im really relieved he didnt bite the fucking burglar. would ...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Shit like this is why I just wouldn't live in the UK.
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
lol you’re such a timid little boy with the dogs and t...
Mahogany Soggy Clown Base
  03/26/24
Guns too.
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
(guy who sleeps until 2pm on weekends)
Mahogany Soggy Clown Base
  03/26/24
Wife is tolerant but not that tolerant.
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
i asked the cops - they said reasonable force is fine, i jus...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
i have my own code in this regard. but you did a great job, ...
Irradiated Giraffe
  03/26/24
If my wife weren't there i prob would have made it difficult...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
he's a beta middle-aged lawyer wtf are you talking about
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  03/26/24
not sure what's beta other than me stopping when my wife ask...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
...
Translucent senate weed whacker
  03/27/24
Why don’t you have a gun?
Razzmatazz headpube ladyboy
  03/26/24
UK luls. I have a rifle back in the states.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Oh. Still a scary situation but this occurring in Europe red...
Razzmatazz headpube ladyboy
  03/26/24
he got my PS5 controller dirty and kicked at flower pot over...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Horrifying
Dull Heaven
  03/31/24
Didn’t you read OP? He doesn’t need one, he lisp...
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  03/26/24
I also punched him in the face. And then continued yelling s...
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  03/26/24
Do you just walk around your house carrying a gun all the ti...
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without practice i really don't think in the heat of the mom...
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Alpha reaction, but since you had the upper hand, you should...
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I was going to but my wife was yelling at me not to after I ...
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you could have saved society about $3m if you smashed his sk...
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  03/29/24
i only had my fists and the controller to my consoles.
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180 hound 120 for confronting an intruder unarmed that's ...
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10000% - i can't believe i didnt grab anything. So dumb and ...
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Race?
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it was dark. I was glowing in the moonlight. He was not. Hav...
Marvelous background story
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why didn't you have a gun and shoot his ass?
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UK, no guns. Have a bat, but didnt fucking think to grab it ...
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lol
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shit flame, not even remotely believable
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https://imgur.com/a/S2PyMP8
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Thank. PC White
Boyish learning disabled halford
  03/26/24
he was a nice dude. told me to feed my dog steak tonight.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
22in Ontario machete or stop being a pussy and have a gun.
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u cant even get a knife like that in UK, they have knife con...
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You can’t carry it around and they are trying to ban m...
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  03/26/24
i think that's correct re: shotguns.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
But if you used it they would arrest you.
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/26/24
peak experience
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ive felt very alive today.
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A few weeks ago around midnight, we heard what seemed like s...
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180 creativity for grabbing a chainsaw. In the uk it would h...
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it evens out by not having to ask the burglar to wait 40-50 ...
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also - true about wife. she hugged me and thanked me for pun...
Marvelous background story
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literally getting those window sensors today.
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he lives in the UK, owning a gun would be like owning a unic...
underhanded maize keepsake machete
  03/26/24
truth. my buddy has a hunting rifle in the countryside. almo...
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
Lots of people have guns in the UK, they just don’t te...
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  03/26/24
well fuck me then i was here with my fists and knives.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
He lived. You are a bitch.
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  03/27/24
Dog + gun is the best alarm system there is.
mint alcoholic gunner business firm
  03/28/24
statistically speaking this was done by a nigga or irish
Milky cruise ship mental disorder
  03/26/24
it's not an irish neighbourhood.
Marvelous background story
  03/26/24
did he steal any of your ps5 games? jk ps5 has no games
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thanks man! Good dad story. 100% not worth it these days. ...
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  03/26/24
absolutely, brother! hope you enjoyed the steak dinner
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  03/26/24
I’m so glad you’re ok , sweetie 🥰
plum drunken native
  03/26/24
🙏🙏🙏
jade concupiscible dysfunction toaster
  03/26/24
thx bb
Marvelous background story
  03/27/24
Serves you right for having a ps5.
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You're in Florida now. Why wouldn't you have a .45?
Olive galvanic half-breed
  03/28/24
I have four little kids, bro. I can’t keep guns out.
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Get a .50bmg
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The UK seems like a horror show. Jfc.
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  03/27/24
have you been to LA or NY? Last time in LA some dude walking...
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chilldbro living through the Purge every night.
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you were robbed by a local hoodie kid, sounds like
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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

No damage. Got through a loosely locked bathroom window latched but not fully tightened. I went into the kitchen after hearing a dish or something wake me up and i see a dark figure on the other side of my table. I started yelling at him angrily and don't remember what i said, just that i didn't stop yelling, he swung a fucking San Pellegrino bottle at me that was on my table from last night. I blocked it and punched him in the mouth quickly without thinking. Loyal hound came in right after raising hell. he freaked and screamed to keep the dog away from him as I was yelling for him to get the fuck out. He dropped my PS5 controller running out the back door as my dog chased him.

Fucking rush and so fucking lucky he didnt make contact and that he wasn't otherwise armed. Didnt even think to grab the bat or anything. I just went straight for him without thinking.

it's been 6 hours and im still amped. Now coming to about how dangerous and dumb it all was. Wife is making me a big steak dinner tonight. Lucky and glad it ended without a bigger problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527895)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 AM
Author: Irradiated Giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527898)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

wife filed an online report so the cops came after. They asked why i didnt call the cops if he was in here. I was confused, as my wife was in the other room so didnt know how or why I would tell the kind gentleman i found to hold please just one moment. They asked if my dog went after him, and I said he's a good boy and didn't make contact just scared the shit out of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527912)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled halford

British cops are such fags they're probably going to charge you and your dog for assault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527919)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:58 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

I covered it off lol, exactly with that question i was like i know what you're fucking doing, wait i went to fucking school for this.

I also accidentally destroyed evidence (threw away the bottle) cleaning up the mess. Fucker broke my eggs. An hour later i was like, you're a fucking lawyer and you threw the evidence away? brain still isn't working quite right yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527927)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: swashbuckling autistic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527969)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

If he was a good boy he would have ripped him to shreds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527924)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

conflicted. I agree, and then im also really relieved i dont have to deal with that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527961)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Given that you're in the UK I get it. Here in Florida everyone would pet my dog as they haul the burglar to a jail hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529543)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

https://imgur.com/a/JZCWoGy

good boy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528187)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Mahogany Soggy Clown Base

cr

TMF is just a bitchmade fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528246)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:44 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Do you have a doodle or some fru fru dog like that to boot? That would totally complete my image of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529532)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Soggy Clown Base

lol @ you doubling down on a dog being an extension of your weak sense of manhood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529987)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

So yes, you have some small silly dog?

Dogs have been used to guard people and property since the beginning of time. If someone broke into my house at 5am the first thing I'll hear is barking and screaming. That'll give me time to get up with gun in hand. At that point my primary concern will be ensuring that they don't use a weapon on the dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530349)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: plum drunken native

Be careful a freaky female poster like box or Karen doesn’t see that pic and start trying to groom him for molesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529260)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Is he old or something? What's his excuse for not biting a literal burglar in the house?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529526)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

He's there to back me up, not cause an investigation. He's well trained. If i told him to attack he would have. Instead, he was protecting my wife. If burglar approached my wife it would have been a better show.

He's 8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531356)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Irradiated Giraffe

i dont know if its good to call the cops where you are. but personally id assume next time you need to break multiple bones and not call the cops. don't kill since you're in the UK (right?), but put good "fighting injuries" in if you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527925)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

And/or get a dog that will cause serious injuries under the circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527937)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Irradiated Giraffe

as long as you don't mind your dog getting put down, sure. "fighting" injuries are safer since you can explain how you were pinned under this crazed maniac and fought for your life.

simple cuts on your knuckles and hands good but those are offensive. you'll want to be able to punch yourself hard if necessary without losing a tooth. black eyes are best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527945)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

you're right the cuts on my hands are indeed offensive. didnt fully tuck my thumb or i hit it on his tooth or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527978)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Ouch. You probably didn't feel it at the time because of the adrenaline but that actually sounds incredibly painful if you hit him full force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529236)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

What state would put down a dog for biting an intruder? Maybe in the UK but even shitlibs tend to like dogs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529227)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

im really relieved he didnt bite the fucking burglar. would have been a headache.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527946)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Shit like this is why I just wouldn't live in the UK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529222)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:28 AM
Author: Mahogany Soggy Clown Base

lol you’re such a timid little boy with the dogs and the knives

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528186)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Guns too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529220)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Mahogany Soggy Clown Base

(guy who sleeps until 2pm on weekends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529988)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Wife is tolerant but not that tolerant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530336)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

i asked the cops - they said reasonable force is fine, i just couldnt kill him. And if he's running, i have to left him run and not stab him in the back. I said, fair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527943)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Irradiated Giraffe

i have my own code in this regard. but you did a great job, seriously 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527947)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

If my wife weren't there i prob would have made it difficult for him to walk out on his own. but who knows really. that shit can turn so fast it was dumb to go into the other room really.

But turns out im not a flight dude. I just go for the throat apparently and we see what happens in a few mins when i regain the ability to stop attacking lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527966)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:10 AM
Author: underhanded maize keepsake machete

he's a beta middle-aged lawyer wtf are you talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528134)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:36 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

not sure what's beta other than me stopping when my wife asked me to let him go, but that's self-control(?) or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528464)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: Translucent senate weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531148)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: Razzmatazz headpube ladyboy

Why don’t you have a gun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527901)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

UK luls. I have a rifle back in the states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527914)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:55 AM
Author: Razzmatazz headpube ladyboy

Oh. Still a scary situation but this occurring in Europe reduces the threat significantly. Hope he didn’t trample your flowers m8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527918)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

he got my PS5 controller dirty and kicked at flower pot over.

broke 6 eggs in a carton and broke a cup. Carnage. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527939)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:46 PM
Author: Dull Heaven

Horrifying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47542034)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: cheese-eating ocher garrison

Didn’t you read OP? He doesn’t need one, he lisped “stahhhpppp” and the burglar fled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527915)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

I also punched him in the face. And then continued yelling stahhhp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528083)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: Sienna Diverse Rehab Jap

Do you just walk around your house carrying a gun all the time? Turning a corner on a random day and seeing a dude in the dark in your house isn't going to give you enough time to go unlock your gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528154)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

without practice i really don't think in the heat of the moment a regular joe is going to easily draw his weapon even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528164)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

Gun in nightstand or on your person because you're in a CCW state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529231)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled halford

Alpha reaction, but since you had the upper hand, you should have beat him until he was incapacitated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527909)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

I was going to but my wife was yelling at me not to after I knocked him back. Not flame lol. The punch stunned him and he tripped back into the gas range (obvs not on, but would have been 180 come to think). So me and my dog both started towards him. She might have saved the tweakers life to be honest. I wasn't really thinking it's the weirdest fucking thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527920)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:01 AM
Author: Hot Tan Stain Bawdyhouse

you could have saved society about $3m if you smashed his skull in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535986)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 3:58 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

i only had my fists and the controller to my consoles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547565)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: know-it-all iridescent school

180 hound

120 for confronting an intruder unarmed that's how you get yourself killed to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527911)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

10000% - i can't believe i didnt grab anything. So dumb and lucky. But i did get him with a good punch in the face - haven't done that in a long fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527949)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Electric theater

Race?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527944)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:03 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

it was dark. I was glowing in the moonlight. He was not. Have no idea and he had a hood up. I remember feeling whiskers when I punched his face, so he had stubble. Not a full beard and not clean shaven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527955)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: stimulating bull headed queen of the night mad cow disease

why didn't you have a gun and shoot his ass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527951)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

UK, no guns. Have a bat, but didnt fucking think to grab it like an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527958)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: stimulating bull headed queen of the night mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528118)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Brindle ticket booth

shit flame, not even remotely believable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47527968)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

https://imgur.com/a/S2PyMP8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528027)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Boyish learning disabled halford

Thank.

PC White

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528035)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

he was a nice dude. told me to feed my dog steak tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528048)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Ultramarine arousing tattoo

22in Ontario machete or stop being a pussy and have a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528029)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Milky cruise ship mental disorder

u cant even get a knife like that in UK, they have knife control ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528157)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine arousing tattoo

You can’t carry it around and they are trying to ban machetes. Worst case get a granfors axe. I think you can also own shotguns just have to join a club or some such nonsense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528252)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

i think that's correct re: shotguns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528262)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:09 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

But if you used it they would arrest you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529241)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive Temple Wagecucks

peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528126)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

ive felt very alive today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528167)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Sienna Diverse Rehab Jap

Everyone is saying have a gun as if that means you're always walking around strapped inside your house. The guy took him by surprise so he wouldn't have had time to go get his gun. Having a dog is CR and maybe get an alarm system to detect forced entry and deter the guy after he trips it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528159)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: Umber bateful locale

If something/someone is making enough noise at 5am to have me "check it out" I'm grabbing my gun before I go (nokidmo obviously)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528166)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

in the states i prob would have grabbed my gun tbh, maybe i wasn't really awake until i was in my kitchen and saw the figure. 0-100 lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528173)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:59 AM
Author: Racy carmine toilet seat

A few weeks ago around midnight, we heard what seemed like someone talking loudly from outside or a storage area for about 5 seconds. No gun so I grabbed a chainsaw to go "check it out." No signs of anyone, spent a lot of time speculating and concluded that the neighbors must have accidentally blasted some outdoor speakers. Wife practically sucked my balls out through my dick when I came back in. Women LOVE this sort of thing. It makes them so wet. Deep down they all want a man who is prepared to kill for them without hesitation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528308)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

180 creativity for grabbing a chainsaw. In the uk it would have been an electric one. Much less intimidating then that gas powered beast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528333)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Henna laughsome antidepressant drug

it evens out by not having to ask the burglar to wait 40-50 seconds while you remember how to prime it, make three or four passes at pulling the cord, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528686)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:07 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

also - true about wife. she hugged me and thanked me for punching the tweaker in our kitchen. texted me later shes making me a big protector man dinner tonight. Haven't been drinking at all lately so going to have a nice bottle of wine. Gonna be a good night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528337)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

literally getting those window sensors today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528168)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: underhanded maize keepsake machete

he lives in the UK, owning a gun would be like owning a unicorn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528174)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

truth. my buddy has a hunting rifle in the countryside. almost no one has one in the city.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528181)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Ultramarine arousing tattoo

Lots of people have guns in the UK, they just don’t tell anyone about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528257)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

well fuck me then i was here with my fists and knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528263)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 1:49 AM
Author: Ultramarine arousing tattoo

He lived. You are a bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530932)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: mint alcoholic gunner business firm

Dog + gun is the best alarm system there is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535390)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:19 AM
Author: Milky cruise ship mental disorder

statistically speaking this was done by a nigga or irish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528160)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

it's not an irish neighbourhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528175)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Rose Abode Associate

did he steal any of your ps5 games? jk ps5 has no games

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528265)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:03 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

My warzone account is unharmed. Didn't lose any FF7 rebirth game data. My controller is a little scuffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528329)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:50 AM
Author: glittery arrogant mad-dog skullcap set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535976)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: adventurous brunch french chef

180! my dad tackled a burglar when i was a kid, and laid on him until the police arrived. these days not even sure if it's worth it bc the police will probably have to just let him go anyway so why engage and risk getting stabbed or whatever. happy you're ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528486)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 12:56 PM
Author: Marvelous background story

thanks man! Good dad story. 100% not worth it these days.

Very grateful not to have been stabbed. Glad to get a shot in on him with no return hit. Hope it doesn't happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528541)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: jade concupiscible dysfunction toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47528721)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: adventurous brunch french chef

absolutely, brother! hope you enjoyed the steak dinner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530214)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: plum drunken native

I’m so glad you’re ok , sweetie 🥰

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529273)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: jade concupiscible dysfunction toaster

🙏🙏🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529743)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

thx bb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531267)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:47 PM
Author: Beady-eyed juggernaut

Serves you right for having a ps5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529746)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:51 AM
Author: Translucent senate weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531152)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia international law enforcement agency stock car

BETA to not have at least stabbed him with your EDC knife. I basically sleep with my WeKnife Big Banter waiting for an opportunity to stick a dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529763)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:37 PM
Author: Olive galvanic half-breed

You're in Florida now. Why wouldn't you have a .45?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47534991)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: Fuchsia international law enforcement agency stock car

I have four little kids, bro. I can’t keep guns out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535254)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:11 AM
Author: Ultramarine arousing tattoo

Get a .50bmg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535952)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 6:55 PM
Author: supple balding casino

I always keep blunt weapons nearby. Baseball bat in the bedroom, fish bat in the kitchen, hammers, hatchets. just have something you can always grab at a moment's notice in various parts of your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47529782)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Marvelous background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531268)



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Date: March 26th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: opaque laser beams

This was the plot of White Lotus s1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47530344)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:41 AM
Author: Heady buff quadroon

The UK seems like a horror show. Jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531137)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:49 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

have you been to LA or NY? Last time in LA some dude walking in downtown with a machete at midnight. it's a lot safer here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531271)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:58 AM
Author: Heady buff quadroon

Yes. I have been to both LA and NY. I go to sleep at night and I don't walk the streets until at least about 0500-0600 so I really don't know what goes on at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47531293)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:01 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

chilldbro living through the Purge every night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547568)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: mint alcoholic gunner business firm

Why didn’t you bring a gun with you when you heard the noise? Also why didn’t the dog alert you first? I make my dog sleep on the main level for this purpose. So I can be alerted and come down armed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535383)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:05 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

UK - no guns. I was half asleep. Dog sleeps in our bedroom. I yelled Get The Fuck Out and by the time I finished saying 'out' my dog was already sprinting and barking towards the guy and had him cornered.

I dont really want my dog to go nuts every time i take a piss at 3am. He did exactly what I wanted him to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547569)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: 180 offensive mediation public bath

you were robbed by a local hoodie kid, sounds like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535455)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:06 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

pretty sure he was a local tweaker looking for quick morning drug cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547571)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: Sickened Address Cuckoldry

Nothing described ITT actually occurred.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47535489)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:19 AM
Author: Marvelous background story

I really wish it hadn't. It's been a week and even though I got a clean shot on him and scared the dude off, I still get flashbacks of it, still feel my knuckles on the corner of his mouth. The worst flash is to hear his initial scream after I hit him when he realised i was on one side of the table and my dog had him cornered on the other side. He sounded actually terrified which should make me feel good or I thought it would at least, but it just leaves me feeling a mix of sadness, disgust and anger for the poor fucker.

It's not how i thought I'd feel at least. I honestly truly hope no one here has to go through this experience. I really hate that I'm taking a second look at people on the street now. I've known i can handle myself just fine, it's just not been very easy to step back from being on edge even 7 days later. Im activated and I just want to relax, or beat the shit out of someone else.

Sounds like a cool story, and parts of it make me feel good for a minute, but overall it still was pretty traumatic and fucking sucked even though it all worked out in the end just fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47547574)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 3:45 PM
Author: Dull Heaven

You should have been armed and magdumped him. Very lucky that he wasn't armed or in good shape -- God is good.

180 that you enjoyed the experience though.

edit: if something worse had happened, you would deserve it for choosing to live in SHITTTHOLE England

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509383&forum_id=2#47542030)