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What would you do if you were handed $1million net of taxes today?

$2m? $5m? I am asking for obvious reasons.
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just g...
Thirsty Pit Corn Cake
  03/27/24
I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more si...
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhor...
umber aphrodisiac tank
  03/27/24
man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?
Thirsty Pit Corn Cake
  03/27/24
90/10 equities/fixed income Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equiv...
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
how much of a cash cushion do you keep?
appetizing bearded base
  03/27/24
Right now about $85k is in mm
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have...
Thirsty Pit Corn Cake
  03/27/24
No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginnin...
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have inc...
Thirsty Pit Corn Cake
  03/27/24
Yes, I have a job and I work.
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
sooooo goy!
Thirsty Pit Corn Cake
  03/27/24
Start a business on the West Coast
dark godawful bawdyhouse
  03/27/24
park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can bo...
umber aphrodisiac tank
  03/27/24
...
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
Not a single thing would change for me personally in the sho...
insane hot azn wagecucks
  03/27/24
Put it into short-term treasuries
Soul-stirring school
  03/27/24
Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jaco...
Razzle doobsian indian lodge
  03/27/24
Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend i...
Big green locale community account
  03/27/24
so alive, so purposeful.
Razzle doobsian indian lodge
  03/27/24
alive poaster
Pearly lay feces
  03/27/24
His wife is infertile
Aromatic Rambunctious Hell
  03/27/24
are you some sort of independent producer?
Mahogany point
  03/27/24
"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*
Turquoise fanboi
  03/27/24
I know a guy in the valley who is...
Razzle doobsian indian lodge
  03/28/24
of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production ...
Razzle doobsian indian lodge
  03/28/24
Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage
Aromatic Rambunctious Hell
  03/29/24
Quit my job
Bateful Psychic Coffee Pot
  03/27/24
In this environment probably throw it into high yield saving...
Swashbuckling filthy heaven police squad
  03/27/24
poast
zippy alpha
  03/27/24
Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachia...
Ruby idiot round eye
  03/27/24
Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a...
Turquoise fanboi
  03/27/24
Move into a nicer place.
Titillating impressive rigor
  03/27/24
buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexcitin...
Trip Coiffed Trailer Park Puppy
  03/27/24
nothing thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving muc...
know-it-all laughsome people who are hurt friendly grandma
  03/27/24
Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and ...
Burgundy Prole
  03/27/24
That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $...
Swashbuckling filthy heaven police squad
  03/28/24
...
Big green locale community account
  03/28/24
Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is ...
Burgundy Prole
  03/28/24
U have kids?
Aromatic Rambunctious Hell
  03/28/24
Ohhhhhh I'd buy a small home
dark godawful bawdyhouse
  03/28/24
Two girls at one time. I might also pay off my remaining ...
Maniacal house-broken place of business deer antler
  03/29/24
Laurence, you're a fucking genius
Well-lubricated Shrine
  03/29/24
Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming ...
Lake Stimulating Brethren Water Buffalo
  03/29/24


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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:49 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

$2m?

$5m?

I am asking for obvious reasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531146)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:50 AM
Author: Thirsty Pit Corn Cake

Then I'd have 2.1m and wld really be set for life but just getting 400k more wld be enough for me... Life is worthless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531150)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

I was at $1.528 on Friday, but probably lost $10k or more since I last checked. It’s not even real anymore. Still have $440k in debts to pay off and then I owe my kids a living so I will work / save for 35 more years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531163)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:59 AM
Author: umber aphrodisiac tank

the story of the xoxo wagey. while I find them morally abhorrent, there is an appeal to the no-kidmos being done with life earning by 42

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531168)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:05 AM
Author: Thirsty Pit Corn Cake

man furk, what is ur asset allocation again? what stocks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531306)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

90/10 equities/fixed income

Of equities, 75/25 VTI or equivalent/VXUS

Outside of these accounts I have a little home equity and a little bullion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531328)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:28 AM
Author: appetizing bearded base

how much of a cash cushion do you keep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531330)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

Right now about $85k is in mm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531339)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Thirsty Pit Corn Cake

man im so retarded, i shld have ur NW, but then again u have income so thats prob 50% of ur gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531379)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

No it’s just been going up up up up since the beginning of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531385)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Thirsty Pit Corn Cake

yes market is up like 10% this year but im saying u have income and that makes a big diff, if u had no income like me u wld be taking 200k+ a year out of ur NW

im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531387)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

Yes, I have a job and I work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531388)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Thirsty Pit Corn Cake

sooooo goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531422)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:56 AM
Author: dark godawful bawdyhouse

Start a business on the West Coast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531159)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 5:57 AM
Author: umber aphrodisiac tank

park it in a vehicle where it can grow tax free and I can borrow against it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531162)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 7:48 AM
Author: Big green locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531264)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: insane hot azn wagecucks

Not a single thing would change for me personally in the short run, but in the long long run it would provide some additional cushion and investment returns and resources for my children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531340)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Soul-stirring school

Put it into short-term treasuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531341)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:57 AM
Author: Razzle doobsian indian lodge

Pay off debt. Bankroll the last 20% of the next Gillian Jacobs film shooting this Summer in Germany and sell that fucker at Berlinale '25.

Bankroll my own film slate fund instead of hitting up the p/e crowd im talking to right now.

Pay off my aunt's house.

Fly my extended family out to Europe and get a chateau so all the cousins and all their kids can relax together and make some memories like we used to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531367)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Big green locale community account

Oh wow, so you actually have some tangible things to spend it on. That’s cool man. Does it make you feel alive? Are you filled with purpose?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531370)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Razzle doobsian indian lodge

so alive, so purposeful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531380)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Pearly lay feces

alive poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531579)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Aromatic Rambunctious Hell

His wife is infertile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531719)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: Mahogany point

are you some sort of independent producer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531724)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Turquoise fanboi

"You lookin' for male talent?" *beady eyes narrow*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531758)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Razzle doobsian indian lodge

I know a guy in the valley who is...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534312)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 4:45 AM
Author: Razzle doobsian indian lodge

of some sort, yes. Now a mix of law, finance and production / distribution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534311)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: Aromatic Rambunctious Hell

Stop promoting and producing degenerate garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536133)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Bateful Psychic Coffee Pot

Quit my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531371)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Swashbuckling filthy heaven police squad

In this environment probably throw it into high yield savings and wait for an opportunity to throw into.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531584)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:33 AM
Author: zippy alpha

poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531688)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Ruby idiot round eye

Take a sabbatical and hike Hokkaido, maybe do the Appalachian trail, travelshrew in Kyrgyzstan. Not all three obviously but I’d choose a reasonable one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531701)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Turquoise fanboi

Take 6-12 months off work, play a shitload of golf, travel a bit (visit some friends and some international travel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531709)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Titillating impressive rigor

Move into a nicer place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531718)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: Trip Coiffed Trailer Park Puppy

buy a small house and set up some kind of safe but unexciting investment plan (ETFs?) to handle property tax for as long as the rest will bear. i don't know what i'd actually do with my life if i quit working, so not much would change. i could spend it on small quality of life improvements, but i don't really care once stable housing is thoroughly SECURED for years and i have peace of mind from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531771)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 12:09 PM
Author: know-it-all laughsome people who are hurt friendly grandma

nothing

thats like 100k in 1990 money, it aint moving much of anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47531781)



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Date: March 27th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Burgundy Prole

Pay off house, put the rest in bonds or dividend stocks and stop working. Or some variation that involves not working. I’m not even necessarily set on keeping the house at that point. latam or southern europe would work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47533929)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling filthy heaven police squad

That's a far better answer to this question with $10m than $1m.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534803)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: Big green locale community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535196)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Burgundy Prole

Nah you wagies just have way inflated expectations which is why you will never escape and never find peace or the ability to chillax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535561)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic Rambunctious Hell

U have kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47534855)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 6:30 PM
Author: dark godawful bawdyhouse

Ohhhhhh

I'd buy a small home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535202)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 3:55 AM
Author: Maniacal house-broken place of business deer antler

Two girls at one time.

I might also pay off my remaining student loans and buy a summer home in the mountains. But definitely two girls at one time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535981)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 5:00 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Shrine

Laurence, you're a fucking genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47536035)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 4:13 AM
Author: Lake Stimulating Brethren Water Buffalo

Home improvements with half (which will creep into becoming most of it). Other half into the same mutual funds as the rest of my savings.

$1M isn’t enough to make any real changes. $10M is, though - I’d quit immediately if I got $10M after tax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5509868&forum_id=2#47535991)