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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
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  03/28/24
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  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Comical den
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Navy round eye
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
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  03/28/24
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  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
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  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
buck-toothed crackhouse
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Navy round eye
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
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dark stag film
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
dark stag film
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saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
big-titted genital piercing
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
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  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
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I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
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  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
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ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
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  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
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how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
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  03/28/24
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  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Vermilion Stage
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
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  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
big-titted genital piercing
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
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  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
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  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
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  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
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  03/28/24
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When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
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  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
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  03/29/24
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  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
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I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Aromatic elite tattoo

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Comical den

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Navy round eye

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: dark stag film

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: buck-toothed crackhouse

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Navy round eye

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: dark stag film



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: dark stag film

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible foreskin site

Ask the hotel for an opener

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible foreskin site

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: self-absorbed crystalline regret azn

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: bright passionate toilet seat bawdyhouse

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: self-absorbed crystalline regret azn

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Light vibrant school therapy

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Vermilion Stage

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: dark stag film

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: underhanded aphrodisiac stain

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: citrine submissive forum faggotry

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: yapping address ape

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Trip Coiffed Queen Of The Night

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Pale mind-boggling friendly grandma dilemma

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: tan big black woman gaming laptop

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2Reputation#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: deep native tank



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: cocky senate

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: sexy galvanic school cafeteria really tough guy

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: aquamarine clown telephone

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: aquamarine clown telephone

How long? One day?

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: big-titted genital piercing

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: exciting abode cumskin

true

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