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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
nighttime cumskin
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
yapping lettuce
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Aggressive mahogany public bath dragon
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
call room service
sinister jewess shitlib
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
Greedy Home
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Aggressive mahogany public bath dragon
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
...
sinister jewess shitlib
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
sinister jewess shitlib
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Bisexual personal credit line
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Bisexual personal credit line
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Cyan market old irish cottage
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Glittery faggotry stead
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Cyan market old irish cottage
  03/28/24
Lol
Appetizing Doctorate Menage
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
supple orange locale
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
sinister jewess shitlib
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Rambunctious Glassy Fat Ankles
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Impertinent business firm patrolman
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Swollen Sick Skinny Woman
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Fluffy spectacular den
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
rough-skinned stag film
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
Electric Philosopher-king
  03/29/24
...
soul-stirring honey-headed depressive
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
vengeful canary really tough guy resort
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
fiercely-loyal trip brunch
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Misunderstood black woman
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Misunderstood black woman
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal
  03/29/24
true
seedy roommate
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: nighttime cumskin

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: yapping lettuce

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Aggressive mahogany public bath dragon

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: sinister jewess shitlib

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: Greedy Home

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Aggressive mahogany public bath dragon

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: sinister jewess shitlib



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: sinister jewess shitlib

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Bisexual personal credit line

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Bisexual personal credit line

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Cyan market old irish cottage

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Glittery faggotry stead

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Cyan market old irish cottage

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Appetizing Doctorate Menage

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: supple orange locale

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: sinister jewess shitlib

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Rambunctious Glassy Fat Ankles

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Impertinent business firm patrolman

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Swollen Sick Skinny Woman

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Fluffy spectacular den

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: rough-skinned stag film

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: Electric Philosopher-king

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: soul-stirring honey-headed depressive



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: vengeful canary really tough guy resort

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal trip brunch

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood black woman

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Misunderstood black woman

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed vermilion area son of senegal

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: seedy roommate

true

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