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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm I may have to resort to breaking the neck open
I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM Author: yellow french selfie Shoe works - I've had to do that before :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM Author: cerebral spot skinny woman describe how this could possibly work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232) |
Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: cracking painfully honest garrison easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: Narrow-minded misanthropic coffee pot call room service (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM Author: mischievous effete whorehouse do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM Author: cracking painfully honest garrison grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens
you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that
cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm some good ideas here, thank
i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: Narrow-minded misanthropic coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM Author: Narrow-minded misanthropic coffee pot i push it in.
https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/ |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: red community account Ask the hotel for an opener (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM Author: red community account I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm i dont know if i can help myself
i've been reading xo |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM Author: Pearly mental disorder scourge upon the earth ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips
actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM Author: Contagious Haunted Graveyard a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM Author: Pearly mental disorder scourge upon the earth how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM Author: Chest-beating Boiling Water Toaster Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM Author: deranged famous landscape painting den put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: Narrow-minded misanthropic coffee pot where are we on this? UPDATE, please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.
The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM Author: learning disabled fuchsia laser beams A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM Author: Charismatic insecure church building foreskin Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM Author: Twinkling confused gas station mad cow disease i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672) |
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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM Author: Salmon spectacular market kitty I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM Author: dashing lodge Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm Marriage material (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM Author: Swashbuckling brass mediation When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM Author: Zippy love of her life brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM Author: Vigorous property I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Swollen Chapel Jewess cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM Author: Gold forum sandwich A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm I drink 10+ drinks a day
Maybe thats still amateur |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: Gold forum sandwich How long? One day? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM Author: Blathering Gay Wizard Pisswyrm Every day bud for the past 5 years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179) |
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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: self-centered shivering theater puppy true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169) |