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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Maroon razzle-dazzle sanctuary affirmative action
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Sticky Onyx Menage
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Metal Yapping Theatre Wrinkle
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
call room service
Glittery goal in life
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
French milky antidepressant drug roast beef
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Metal Yapping Theatre Wrinkle
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
...
Glittery goal in life
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Glittery goal in life
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
painfully honest corner volcanic crater
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
painfully honest corner volcanic crater
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Unholy puppy
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
saffron market preventive strike
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Unholy puppy
  03/28/24
Lol
Copper sickened telephone plaza
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
excitant forum police squad
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Glittery goal in life
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
honey-headed cracking indirect expression
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
abnormal point sneaky criminal
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
low-t temple macaca
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Canary property
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
bat-shit-crazy orange goyim
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
primrose charismatic church sweet tailpipe
  03/29/24
...
vengeful medicated yarmulke public bath
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
bronze bateful nursing home
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Mentally impaired theater stage
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
mahogany library haunted graveyard
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
mahogany library haunted graveyard
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Insecure Foreskin Piazza
  03/29/24
true
misunderstood business firm community account
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Maroon razzle-dazzle sanctuary affirmative action

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Sticky Onyx Menage

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Metal Yapping Theatre Wrinkle

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Glittery goal in life

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: French milky antidepressant drug roast beef

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Metal Yapping Theatre Wrinkle

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery goal in life



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Glittery goal in life

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: painfully honest corner volcanic crater

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: painfully honest corner volcanic crater

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Unholy puppy

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: saffron market preventive strike

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Unholy puppy

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: Copper sickened telephone plaza

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: excitant forum police squad

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Glittery goal in life

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: honey-headed cracking indirect expression

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: abnormal point sneaky criminal

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: low-t temple macaca

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Canary property

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy orange goyim

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: primrose charismatic church sweet tailpipe

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: vengeful medicated yarmulke public bath



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: bronze bateful nursing home

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Mentally impaired theater stage

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: mahogany library haunted graveyard

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: mahogany library haunted graveyard

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Insecure Foreskin Piazza

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: misunderstood business firm community account

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)