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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
aromatic internet-worthy institution shitlib
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
burgundy toaster rehab
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
multi-colored rose lettuce gaming laptop
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
call room service
electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
cheese-eating potus box office
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
multi-colored rose lettuce gaming laptop
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
...
electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Walnut Stage Feces
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Walnut Stage Feces
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
indigo provocative stead
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Orchid crotch
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Excitant vengeful people who are hurt
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Orchid crotch
  03/28/24
Lol
talented fuchsia set
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
cocky arousing idea he suggested mental disorder
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
indigo provocative stead
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Buff Titillating Turdskin Coffee Pot
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Sable roommate
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Beady-eyed Hilarious Dysfunction Hall
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
nighttime travel guidebook quadroon
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
razzle useless personal credit line
  03/29/24
Marriage material
indigo provocative stead
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
tan domesticated keepsake machete
  03/29/24
...
Exhilarant area voyeur
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
sticky skinny woman coldplay fan
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Trip puce halford
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Fishy nowag place of business
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
indigo provocative stead
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Fishy nowag place of business
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
indigo provocative stead
  03/29/24
true
razzmatazz low-t range
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: aromatic internet-worthy institution shitlib

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: burgundy toaster rehab

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: multi-colored rose lettuce gaming laptop

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: cheese-eating potus box office

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: multi-colored rose lettuce gaming laptop

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Walnut Stage Feces

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Walnut Stage Feces

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: indigo provocative stead

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Orchid crotch

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Excitant vengeful people who are hurt

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Orchid crotch

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: talented fuchsia set

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: cocky arousing idea he suggested mental disorder

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: electric insanely creepy old irish cottage yarmulke

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: indigo provocative stead

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Buff Titillating Turdskin Coffee Pot

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Sable roommate

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Hilarious Dysfunction Hall

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: nighttime travel guidebook quadroon

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: razzle useless personal credit line

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: indigo provocative stead

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: tan domesticated keepsake machete

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant area voyeur



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: sticky skinny woman coldplay fan

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Trip puce halford

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Fishy nowag place of business

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: indigo provocative stead

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Fishy nowag place of business

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: indigo provocative stead

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz low-t range

true

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