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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
fragrant pit laser beams
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
crystalline office athletic conference
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
big-titted bawdyhouse clown
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
call room service
Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
180 spot twinkling uncleanness
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
big-titted bawdyhouse clown
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
...
Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Comical embarrassed to the bone fat ankles electric furnace
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Comical embarrassed to the bone fat ankles electric furnace
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Internet-worthy field
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Know-it-all concupiscible rigor point
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
disturbing bespoke deer antler cruise ship
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Know-it-all concupiscible rigor point
  03/28/24
Lol
exhilarant university
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Red yapping ceo stag film
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Internet-worthy field
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
pale gaped sweet tailpipe locus
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
khaki puppy
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
Insanely creepy bipolar hall legal warrant
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
flesh adventurous mad cow disease senate
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Judgmental exciting ticket booth idea he suggested
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Internet-worthy field
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
cream skinny woman
  03/29/24
...
boyish nursing home crotch
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Brass step-uncle's house
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
hairraiser seedy stage roommate
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
Blathering Violent Hunting Ground National
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Internet-worthy field
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
Blathering Violent Hunting Ground National
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Internet-worthy field
  03/29/24
true
unholy keepsake machete
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: fragrant pit laser beams

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: crystalline office athletic conference

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: big-titted bawdyhouse clown

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: 180 spot twinkling uncleanness

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: big-titted bawdyhouse clown

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Comical embarrassed to the bone fat ankles electric furnace

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Comical embarrassed to the bone fat ankles electric furnace

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Internet-worthy field

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all concupiscible rigor point

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: disturbing bespoke deer antler cruise ship

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Know-it-all concupiscible rigor point

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: exhilarant university

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Red yapping ceo stag film

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed drab personal credit line marketing idea

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Internet-worthy field

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: pale gaped sweet tailpipe locus

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: khaki puppy

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: Insanely creepy bipolar hall legal warrant

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: flesh adventurous mad cow disease senate

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Judgmental exciting ticket booth idea he suggested

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy field

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: cream skinny woman

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: boyish nursing home crotch



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Brass step-uncle's house

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: hairraiser seedy stage roommate

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Blathering Violent Hunting Ground National

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Internet-worthy field

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: Blathering Violent Hunting Ground National

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Internet-worthy field

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: unholy keepsake machete

true

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