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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
Frum locus
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Razzle generalized bond corn cake
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Sexy Hateful Black Woman Fanboi
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
call room service
fishy selfie brunch
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
maize shaky degenerate
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Sexy Hateful Black Woman Fanboi
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
...
fishy selfie brunch
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
fishy selfie brunch
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
Nudist blue set
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
Nudist blue set
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
embarrassed to the bone trust fund
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
orange well-lubricated church marketing idea
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
embarrassed to the bone trust fund
  03/28/24
Lol
mahogany exhilarant ticket booth
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Big cordovan codepig depressive
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
fishy selfie brunch
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
Unholy indigo half-breed
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
lascivious vengeful wagecucks theater
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
geriatric deranged main people
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
Marvelous startled theater stage boiling water
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
Erotic Mind-boggling Office Hunting Ground
  03/29/24
Marriage material
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
galvanic effete university gaping
  03/29/24
...
racy parlor
  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
Wonderful Home
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Henna gay wizard resort
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
godawful faggotry
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
godawful faggotry
  03/29/24
Every day bud for the past 5 years
Crystalline Startling Becky
  03/29/24
true
bonkers chocolate cuck business firm
  03/29/24


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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: Frum locus

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Razzle generalized bond corn cake

describe how this could possibly work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536232)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Sexy Hateful Black Woman Fanboi

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: fishy selfie brunch

call room service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534090)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534093)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: maize shaky degenerate

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Sexy Hateful Black Woman Fanboi

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy selfie brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534089)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: fishy selfie brunch

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Nudist blue set

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: Nudist blue set

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trust fund

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: orange well-lubricated church marketing idea

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534970)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone trust fund

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534976)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: mahogany exhilarant ticket booth

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536233)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Big cordovan codepig depressive

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: fishy selfie brunch

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Unholy indigo half-breed

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious vengeful wagecucks theater

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: geriatric deranged main people

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: Marvelous startled theater stage boiling water

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: Erotic Mind-boggling Office Hunting Ground

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536213)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

Marriage material

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538161)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: galvanic effete university gaping

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: racy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536237)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Wonderful Home

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Henna gay wizard resort

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536265)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: godawful faggotry

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538166)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: godawful faggotry

How long? One day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538171)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Crystalline Startling Becky

Every day bud for the past 5 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538179)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: bonkers chocolate cuck business firm

true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538169)