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URGENT (Alcoholic in need): How do I open a bottle of wine w/o opener?

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open I've looke...
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)
trip cobalt people who are hurt
  03/28/24
describe how this could possibly work
Metal corner patrolman
  03/29/24
easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you ...
Canary cracking keepsake machete personal credit line
  03/28/24
what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
call room service
Fuchsia space
  03/28/24
i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body
chartreuse abusive death wish
  03/28/24
grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork...
Canary cracking keepsake machete personal credit line
  03/28/24
some good ideas here, thank i'll wait a little bit but ge...
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
...
Fuchsia space
  03/28/24
i push it in. https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-op...
Fuchsia space
  03/28/24
saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sou...
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
Ask the hotel for an opener
comical dragon factory reset button
  03/28/24
i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are ...
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell d...
comical dragon factory reset button
  03/28/24
i dont know if i can help myself i've been reading xo
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/28/24
ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army...
Topaz beady-eyed area
  03/28/24
a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you su...
Maroon adventurous twinkling uncleanness principal's office
  03/28/24
how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod
Topaz beady-eyed area
  03/28/24
Lol
zombie-like national blood rage
  03/29/24
put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen ...
Stimulating white foreskin
  03/28/24
where are we on this? UPDATE, please.
Fuchsia space
  03/28/24
UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a m...
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/29/24
A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it
exhilarant poppy range antidepressant drug
  03/28/24
Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.
Twisted Underhanded Codepig
  03/29/24
i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the firs...
mint floppy orchestra pit yarmulke
  03/28/24
I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked the...
jade crusty step-uncle's house
  03/28/24
Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC...
bearded stage
  03/29/24
Marriage material
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  03/29/24
When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Mo...
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  03/29/24
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  03/29/24
I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key
razzle-dazzle violet theatre
  03/29/24
cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber https://en.wi...
Bateful umber mother pocket flask
  03/29/24
A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie questi...
lascivious buff persian
  03/29/24
I drink 10+ drinks a day Maybe thats still amateur
Mind-boggling maniacal home potus
  03/29/24
How long? One day?
lascivious buff persian
  03/29/24
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  03/29/24
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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:30 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

I may have to resort to breaking the neck open

I've looked up some gay ideas online like using a key or banging it against the wall with a shoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534077)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: trip cobalt people who are hurt

Shoe works - I've had to do that before :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534952)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: Metal corner patrolman

describe how this could possibly work

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Canary cracking keepsake machete personal credit line

easiest way is you push the cork down into the wine and you can pour around it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534083)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

what do i use to push the cork down? i'm in a hotel room

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534087)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Fuchsia space

call room service

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

i'm too drunk, i'll prob karate chop the bellboy

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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:42 AM
Author: chartreuse abusive death wish

do it, you can loot the corkscrew off his unconscious body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534109)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:34 AM
Author: Canary cracking keepsake machete personal credit line

grab a few pens from the room and push them down on the cork equally distributing the force among the pens

you can also get creative. use the leg of the ironing board if it fits, or you can even roll up papers on the desk very tightly and use that

cmon you need to be creative if youre an alky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534094)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

some good ideas here, thank

i'll wait a little bit but get to it if i dont think or hear of anything better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534096)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia space



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:32 AM
Author: Fuchsia space

i push it in.

https://vinepair.com/articles/7-ways-to-open-a-bottle-of-wine-without-a-corkscrew/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534088)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:33 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

saw this article too, i dont have a hammer + tools. keys sound like they wont work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534091)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: comical dragon factory reset button

Ask the hotel for an opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534095)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

i'm on a business trip and am paranoid. other wagecucks are in the rooms around me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534098)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:37 AM
Author: comical dragon factory reset button

I mean pick up the phone and dial the front desk, not yell down the hallway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534099)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

i dont know if i can help myself

i've been reading xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534106)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:00 PM
Author: Topaz beady-eyed area

ive done this before using anything sharp, like a swiss army knife or just reg knife or even a key or other end of a spoon, u have to chip away at the cork until its destroyed and falls into bottle. then pour the wine into a glass but use some sort of filter or take a spoon to remove the cork chips

actually when u first start breaking the cork be careful and try to extract them, that way only the bottom part of the cork will fall into wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534967)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:05 PM
Author: Maroon adventurous twinkling uncleanness principal's office

a swiss army knife literally has a corkscrew built in you subhuman turd

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Topaz beady-eyed area

how wld i know im not swiss, u faggot benchod

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: zombie-like national blood rage

Lol

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Date: March 28th, 2024 3:10 PM
Author: Stimulating white foreskin

put the plug in the bath tub and smash it and use a kitchen strainer to get the glass out then lap it up. if you need more liquid just fill the tub a little.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47534978)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Fuchsia space

where are we on this? UPDATE, please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535658)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

UPDATE: managed to open it by pushing it through. I used a metal pen. I held the bottle between my feet and pushed with two hands down.

The key is getting flow through the bottle once the cork is down. Even within the bottle it can block the flow of wine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538152)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: exhilarant poppy range antidepressant drug

A long screw + screwdriver and a pair of pliers will do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535661)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Twisted Underhanded Codepig

Cr. Or a drill, if available. That would be my go-to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536229)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:28 PM
Author: mint floppy orchestra pit yarmulke

i've used a butterknife before, a couple of times. the first time, i was able to shimmy it into the cork, and then twist the cork up and out. the second time, i tried the same technique, but pushed too hard and the cork fell into the bottle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535672)



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Date: March 28th, 2024 11:30 PM
Author: jade crusty step-uncle's house

I’ve gone down to hotel bars/restaurants and asked them to open stuff for me before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47535682)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: bearded stage

Preferred method: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ8OTNs2dC4

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

Marriage material

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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:14 AM
Author: bipolar salmon state

When I was stationed in Monterey we were drinking wine at Monastery beach in Carmel and this army sergeant tried to do the trick where you bump the bottoms of the bottle against something hard to force the cork out slowly. He wandered off into some trees and a few minutes later we heard the sound of the bottle breaking. He came wandering back gushing blood from a severed artery in his forearm. He didn’t almost die but we did have to tie his arm off and he lost a lot of blood. Don’t do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536236)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Bisexual copper site



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle violet theatre

I’ve simply torn Through the cork before with a key

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47536260)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: Bateful umber mother pocket flask

cut the neck of the bottle off with a saber

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabrage

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: lascivious buff persian

A real alcoholic wouldn’t be asking this rookie question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5510307&forum_id=2#47538165)



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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

I drink 10+ drinks a day

Maybe thats still amateur

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:19 PM
Author: lascivious buff persian

How long? One day?

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling maniacal home potus

Every day bud for the past 5 years

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Date: March 29th, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Slimy Milk Piazza

true

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