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best Julius Caesar tale by far imo is his pirate abduction

Pirates captured Caesar in his youth, demanded 620 kg of sil...
hideous emerald striped hyena
  03/30/24
it’s a 180 story but Caesar probably just made it up
titillating main people
  03/30/24
Can't get "Roland the Assless Thompson Farter" out...
Nighttime turquoise keepsake machete
  03/30/24
JAIME pull up that Caesar clip
hideous emerald striped hyena
  03/31/24
what a piece of shit
Deep digit ratio patrolman
  03/30/24
render unto Caesar what is Caesar's
odious canary headpube
  03/31/24


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Date: March 30th, 2024 4:41 AM
Author: hideous emerald striped hyena

Pirates captured Caesar in his youth, demanded 620 kg of silver for his release but he told them that was bullshit and said he was worth at least 1550 kg of silver and the pirates ended up getting caught. Became bros with his captors, said "when I get out, I'Il have you all executed" they laughed because they thought he was joking. He got out, made them listen to his poetry, and had them crucified. (ordered their throats slit on crosses so they would at least get a quicker death)

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Date: March 30th, 2024 6:48 AM
Author: titillating main people

it’s a 180 story but Caesar probably just made it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47539006)



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Date: March 30th, 2024 9:32 AM
Author: Nighttime turquoise keepsake machete

Can't get "Roland the Assless Thompson Farter" out of my head thx

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Date: March 31st, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: hideous emerald striped hyena

JAIME pull up that Caesar clip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47543289)



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Date: March 30th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Deep digit ratio patrolman

what a piece of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47539104)



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Date: March 31st, 2024 10:15 PM
Author: odious canary headpube

render unto Caesar what is Caesar's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511092&forum_id=2#47543298)