"A user named RaytheonRespecter has left a lengthy comment to a post I made several days ago about the importance of preserving Western civilization. The rebuttal is a multi-pronged textual attack, an unconventional form loaded into an elaborate wall of single-sentence paragraphs that he knows I can't help but read.

> Be OP, somehow unironically an American white nationalist in The Year of Our Lord 2012

> Extremely triggered by immigrants living in USA but somehow lives in a major metropolitan city, so pretty much continually triggered af at all times, *literally shaking* 24/7

> Claims to not be an insane radical, just an 'average person from 50-100 years ago - is that really so bad, bros?

> Magick wizard appears (obviously a discounted Gandalf look-a-like, OP loves that tolkien shit guys)

> OMFG!!!! Wizard grants wishes, agrees to teleport OP to an all-white ethnostate predicted on notions of inherent ethnic superiority (UwU)

> OP agrees enthusiastically, starts worrying about not speaking german, decides it's probably okay - he'll learn!

> Teleportationwormhole.jpg

> Turns out the wizard sent him to early 20th century britain, mid-decline imperial power hell-bent on regaining alpha status among nations (queen and country ftw ayyy)

> OP's disappointed, but kinda breathes a sigh of relief - thankfully, he doesn't have to study his ass off to learn german, although it's really too bad that the anglo uniforms aren't as good (big hugo boss fan over here amirite bros???)

> Immediately LARPs a fake british accent based off his memory of period dramas, actually does decently well, somehow gets a job as a newspaper deliveryman.

> looks at calendar on a notice board, it's 1914

> ohfuckkk.jpg

> After millennia of brutal internecine warfare between slightly-different caucasian phenotypes/language groups, the entire continent of Europe is a giant fucking powder keg composed of... heavily armed, slightly-different caucasian phenotypes/language groups!

> OP realizes that actually whiteness as he understands it is a late 20th century American social construct designed to merge different European groups to entrench a social-order built on the enslavement of Africans, early 20th century Europeans don't give a shit about future American notions of whiteness, they just want to kill slightly-different versions of each other all the time lol

>Brits at war with germans for some made-up historical reasons totally unrelated to the deep psychological drivers of the conflict, Anglos literally frothing at the mouth over killing the "barbarian hun" (!goddamn germans amirite!)

> OP ducks the draft, vaguely remembers history class and the somme/verdun, trench foot, poison gas, shit like that (no thanks), keeps working his job as a deliveryman

> Coordinated ethnonationalist atrocity propaganda literally everywhere, in posters, newspapers, the street corner, the Hun are painted as absolute animals and savages

> Britons everywhere love this shit, even then it's a highly refined procedure, a synthetically engineered amplification of our basest tribal impulses (get in loser - we're going to max supernormal stimulus territory!)

> All of OP's new white friends call him a pussy for not enlisting, completely ostracized from his entire social circle, now 100% isolated (so, pretty much the same situation as his life before he got teleported lmaooooooo)

> OP doesn't care at first, but starts eventually going crazy, pretty much everybody's constantly treating him like shit and he feels like killing himself again

> Decides if he can at least get a gf, he can maybe cure his loneliness, but the 6/10 clerk at the delivery office also calls him a pussy, ignores him when he asks her out for dinner

> Finally realizes that literally not a single girl will fuck him because he's one of those guys who's not in uniform

> One day, riding the tram, OP makes eye contact with a 7/10 qt 3.14, seems promising, she gets up and walks over to him (holyshit.jpg)

> She reaches into her bag and pulls out a white feather, gifting it to him

> OP is flattered, almost moved to tears, touched by the kindness of this 7/10 girl who approached HIM, it's basically like a movie, wowowowow (we're finally gonna get that authentic Keira Knightley pussy boys!!!)

> OP asks her what the feather means

> Turns out it means that he's a FUCKING PUSSY, it's literally a formally institutionalized social symbol for humiliating men and painting them as cowards so they'll be pressured to enter the continental European meat grinder (haha, women, right?)

> Turns out the state has engineered all of society into killing the members of the outgroup in a giant fetishistic circle-jerk centered around hegemonic ethnomasculinity

> OOPS turns out that doing this supercharges hominid territoriality by acting like a generator function for ethnopurity spirals culminating in hot women unanimously demanding that you signup to kill the slightly-different white people across the channel

> Everyone on the tram is scowling at him, hissing as he walks off the tram, head bowed low, feels like shit 24/7 now, absolutely no break from this ever

> Finally gives in, goes to an enlistment office, signs up so that even if he dies maybe he can at least get some pussy first otherwise what was the point?

> Immediately shipped to the front after bare minimum basic training because even though he's in homogenous society he's totally expendable (elite capitalist class sent him there to die for monies lolololol)

> First battle, OP's position gets shelled in the morning, he wakes up with a traumatic brain injury, free-floating mud deep enough to drown in, coughing water, he swims to a more sold embankment of mod and crawls up the edge, grateful to be alive

> Another german shell lands ten meters away and splits his legs off below the knee, blasting him airborne like a fucking gymnastics routine white splinters of bone poking out from a pair of half-legs, lands face first in a pond of liquefied mud

> Ahfuck.jpg

> Starts choking in the mud, tries swimming to the surface (doesn't work, can't swim without legs)

> Drowns

> The wizard's not done fucking with him yet, OP gets reincarnated as a talking Japanese cat in a Murakami universe where nobody thinks that talking cats are a big deal, makes a bunch of friends in a jazz bar, they're nice people actually

> Actually starts to vibe out a bit, decides to give up on hunting down the guy who sent him here (hard to kill wizards without hands, much less find them), spends his days hanging out in alleyways behind ramen shops, catching mice, and thinking about his past life

> OP realizes that hegemonic ethnomasculinity isn't a socio-political system or mode of government, it only looks like that, but it's a mistake to think of it that way - nope nope NOPE - it's a *summoning ritual* that sets off a chain reaction that you cannot control

> Zoom out and look at history - a chain reaction doesn't end in empire, but in ruin - it's a bomb that summons a CITY-SIZED KAIJU with a cock the size of a SCHOOL BUS that only gets hard from SPEEDRUNNING THE APOCALYPSE

> OP starts to think that maybe - just maybe - that's the lesson the wizard wanted him to learn, that condescending little piece of shit

> Decides, after a little more self-reflection, that only dumb cunts are white nationalists"

this triggers the main character in "incel" who goes on a massive flame war attack against RaytheonRespecter thereafter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511809&forum_id=2#47543652)

Wow, I love miscegenation, child sexualization, and open borders now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511809&forum_id=2#47545959)

imo a synergy of opposites is necessary for truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511809&forum_id=2#47546405)

Oh look, a Jewish man (who constantly tries to downplay his ethnicity and HATES IT when other people point out that he's a Jewish man) lecturing everyone about how the "Hegelian Dialectic" is the REAL source of truth....

Wow, I've never seen this before!

*blank stare*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511809&forum_id=2#47546599)

Whoa, a "non-response" by a "a 2-D retard"... I guess that means you're ackkkshually NOT a Jewish man, you're ackkkkshually NOT pushing laughably stereotypical Jewish Hegelian Dialectics right here in this thread, and AS USUAL I'm simply wrong about everything and therefore I can simply be waived away with the back of one's hand like an annoying gnat.

Whew, devastating!

Lol, Ari.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5511809&forum_id=2#47546628)