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Midlaw firms are just 50-500 person collections of shitlawyers

this has been my experience midlaw firms, which deal heav...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/03/24
imagine 100 ZZZ's in one place
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  04/03/24
basically this except its more high achievers from ttts t...
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  04/03/24
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hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/03/24
tintcr. tons of midlaw firms basically just do biglaw for...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/03/24
lol no these people are not capable of doing biglaw i am ...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/03/24
ok. i guess i think of midlaw broadly as 50+ lawyer firms th...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/03/24
Midlaw practice areas: Insurance defense Product liabil...
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  04/03/24
lolno
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
you have never worked biglaw. please don't opine on what big...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/04/24
I know gunner irl. He has worked biglaw.
vibrant trust fund
  04/04/24
has zurich worked biglaw?
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
this is completely wrong and actually is a response i'd expe...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
yeah, to me "midlaw" means regional biglaw. they d...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
spaceporn got me fired from my employment firm bro. yeah ...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
yeah same. i much preferred midlaw. much chiller. biglaw wor...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
i had the opposite reaction. i really disliked the midlaw fi...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
yeah, i'm generalizing of course. all that really matters an...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
my midlaw firm had some people with chips on their shoulders...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
you have never worked in a biglaw practice group either. ...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/04/24
brother, excuse me but i am one of the preeminent Title VII ...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
The only employment law person I know is a literal suit and ...
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  04/04/24
DISCUSS Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith.
cracking senate macaca
  04/04/24
i was of counsel in their employment law department (this is...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
bigshitlaw?
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  04/08/24
Most lawyers suck imo bc law is a Fake Job. Humans suck ass ...
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  04/04/24
LJL. We are also a species of cut throats and thieves. The l...
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  04/04/24
Lawyers accomplish nothing in that respect imo. Actual thugs...
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  04/04/24
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  04/05/24
Yes and that’s how we like it
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Not all. I worked at a firm that size in the Midwest and did...
Bistre bull headed station mood
  04/04/24
you need to keep in mind that OP is ZZZ, who is a fifth-year...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
Thanks, Rabbi. I’ve been here 13 years and don’t...
Bistre bull headed station mood
  04/04/24
this is incorrect. zzz had a prestigious summer associateshi...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
i stand corrected. but in his practice, he has not encounte...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
also it is possible he choose not to accept their offer. may...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
that is definitely possible. maybe he sustained a serious he...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
my guess based on irl anecdotes about him and his behavior h...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
it's weird because mild, and frankly even moderate, autism i...
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  04/04/24
i imagine this has happened many times: zzz hands in some...
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  04/04/24
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lmao at the thought of summer associate ZZZ flying off the h...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
i re-read the tsinah hearing thread and it's so funny. his r...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
Candy Ride is ZZZ. The Big Lie is some other asshole
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  04/04/24
no i am also zzz, and the pumos are zzz as well. gunner and...
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  04/04/24
big lie is either candy ride or someone running a fake candy...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
this is cr. the two TTT law grads itt are very very smart. d...
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  04/04/24
you seem very emotional about this. you're responding in .2 ...
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  04/04/24
lol you have posted more in 2 weeks on xo than i have in 15 ...
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  04/04/24
no u
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
Big Lie, are you going to respond? you can't let gunnerattt ...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
gunner always has to have the last word in any exchange, its...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/04/24
gunner, you gonna let this dood step to you like that?
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
he's just got me so triggered. it's hard to endure all these...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
There are more than 2 TTT law grads itt
At-the-ready Adventurous Kitchen
  04/04/24
So basically the same shit, just less money and fewer jews?
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Exactly. But everything is cheaper and quality of life large...
Bistre bull headed station mood
  04/04/24
like 90% of this thread is the Same Poaster imho
Talented Violent Sneaky Criminal
  04/04/24
(guy describing every xo thread)
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
lol at gunneratatt itt, who has never worked a day of biglaw...
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  04/04/24
you mean like this? http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
you know what i mean. youre either a woman or effeminate mal...
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it's crazy that every time i think your multi-day spergout i...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
yes i am definitely zzz. you are so smart!
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/04/24
can you explain why you poasted yesterday that "we are ...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
no i can't explain that like i was having some fun or whatev...
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  04/04/24
180 joke
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
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wait, wait, hold on. where is the joke if you edited after i...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
its not as funny as a degree from the university of maryland...
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  04/04/24
that's not funny at all, i don't get it
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
i agree, im not a good comedian. any tips (that don't involv...
Frisky erotic brunch
  04/04/24
you could go to a top law school and wind up as a shitlaw so...
Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio
  04/04/24
didn't mean to hit a nerve with the abandoning family part b...
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  04/04/24
the funniest thing about autists is they take everything lit...
hateful hideous filthpig locus
  04/04/24
gunner gettin in DAT LAST WORD
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  04/04/24
i like that you haven't figured out that gunner and i are ac...
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  04/04/24
we should all be so fortunate to attend the University of Ba...
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  04/04/24
it's a solid school, second best in baltimore
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*cracks natty boh* *wipes herr's old bay chip crumbs on j...
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  04/04/24
you really upset me!
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  04/04/24
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"midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance" ...
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  04/04/24
that was the exact firm i named as an example above. that s...
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  04/04/24
Embarrassing thread for OP
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The black molotov NYUmo who had been president of the black ...
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I recently got drinks with some lawyers at Clark Hill. Sat ...
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IMO, the bort employment lawyers should be proud of their ca...
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midlaw fags who graduated top of their TTT law schools have...
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  04/07/24
also, imagine dealing with the bullshit of being a lolyer at...
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its still by far the best outcome for most of the people who...
Talented Violent Sneaky Criminal
  04/08/24
yes but many of them are delusional and think they are highl...
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  04/08/24
(guy who has never gotten his clock cleaned by a LITIGATOR a...
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  04/08/24
litigators must all be purged from this earth
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Date: April 3rd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

this has been my experience

midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance, aren't one step above shitlaw, and definitely aren't one step below biglaw. they are just massive firms of shitlawyers doing slightly different stuff than true shitlaw.

the most retarded lawyers i go against are all midlawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553543)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: nubile motley yarmulke

imagine 100 ZZZ's in one place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553548)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

basically this

except its more high achievers from ttts than shit performers at t10s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553554)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553555)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:00 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

tintcr.

tons of midlaw firms basically just do biglaw for cut rate. imagine if you have a midsize company and are going to declare chapter 11 but aren't gonna pay for kirkland.

it's biglaw work for non-f500 clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553553)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

lol no these people are not capable of doing biglaw

i am referring to firms like dinsmore shole, clark hill, amundsen davis, in the midwesttt

heavy insurance work. all ranked like Amlaw 100-250.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553665)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

ok. i guess i think of midlaw broadly as 50+ lawyer firms that aren't vault ranked. that encompasses a lot of practice areas and quality of attorney

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553673)



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Date: April 3rd, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

Midlaw practice areas:

Insurance defense

Product liability defense

Construction defect lit

Defending against my consumer law claims

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47553742)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:19 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

lolno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554318)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

you have never worked biglaw. please don't opine on what biglaw is like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554484)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: vibrant trust fund

I know gunner irl. He has worked biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555836)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

has zurich worked biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555872)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

this is completely wrong and actually is a response i'd expect from you.

i worked at a midlaw firm (about 175 attorneys). they did very little insurance work. if you looked at their "about us" page, it would look just like skadden's: M&A, IP, general corporate shit, L&E, etc. but the difference really is in the sophistication of work and size of clients.

what you are describing is a place like WEMED, which is just BIGSHITLAW. it's misleading for anyone to call firms like that midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554406)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

yeah, to me "midlaw" means regional biglaw. they do the same thing as biglaw but usually for smaller, more local matters. also they tend to have a lot of biglaw castaways. biglaw fucking sucks and midlaw is a place where a lot of them wind up where they can practice the skills they've developed without the crushing bullshit that comes with biglaw.

morgan and morgan shitlaw factories are not "midlaw."

also, anyone that has actually worked biglaw has worked with midlaw lawyers. i don't see anyone that knows anything about corporate law could not know this.

otoh you're just maf about this louis cannon partner at employment midlaw firm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554422)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

spaceporn got me fired from my employment firm bro.

yeah i worked in midlaw, and i worked in biglaw. they are basically the same, but the quality of work/clients varies. that really is all. there are no actual midlaw firms that are 80% insurance defense or whatever.

lewis brisbois is probably the closest thing, as they seem to have some legit practices, but it is mostly insurance garbage. i think there is at least a debate to have over whether you can call that firm midlaw. i say no. this firm is the exception that proves the rule, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554428)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:50 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

yeah same. i much preferred midlaw. much chiller. biglaw works on grinding hours on bullshit. midlaw works mostly the same but not nearly as bad. if you're going to do gay ass corporate work you're much better off at midlaw or a boutique. there is a reason why biglaw partners all look like psychopaths. it takes a certain "type" to thrive in that environment for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554450)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

i had the opposite reaction. i really disliked the midlaw firm i worked at, and i actually enjoyed my biglaw experience. YMMV i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554498)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

yeah, i'm generalizing of course. all that really matters anywhere is who you're working for/with. ime biglaw tends to attract more psychos than midlaw. but there are definitely chill biglol bros and psychopaths in midlaw (and ever tier, for that matter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554875)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

my midlaw firm had some people with chips on their shoulders. biglol had some psychos, but i got hired there by this huge rainmaker who basically ran his own little firm within the firm and we didn't have to deal with firm politics. downside of that was he didn't share any credit for anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554886)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

you have never worked in a biglaw practice group either.

employment law is not biglaw. its where all the women and minorities go at biglaw firms. its the department for idiots. congratulations on your 'career' being among them.

and you went to u of maryland law school? cmon brother dont ever opine on this stuff again. had no idea they even had a law school but i can't imagine how dumb the kids were there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554483)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

brother, excuse me but i am one of the preeminent Title VII lawyers in the country. employment law is extremely prestigious. you should see some of my EEOC position statements. and i worked on a few wage-hour class actions too.

you ever done that? i think not, pal. too bad i got fired from jackson lewis for crossing spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554504)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Curious sepia boltzmann

The only employment law person I know is a literal suit and tie wearing lesbian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556071)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Vermilion Ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556395)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: cracking senate macaca

DISCUSS Lewis Brisbois Bisgaard and Smith.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555755)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

i was of counsel in their employment law department (this is zurich)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555874)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 12:41 AM
Author: cracking senate macaca

bigshitlaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47564029)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:22 AM
Author: Hairraiser hilarious persian

Most lawyers suck imo bc law is a Fake Job. Humans suck ass at liberal arts in general. We are an Engineering species. The same kid from your school who can’t read a book could frame a house with no instructions or plans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554323)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:27 AM
Author: soul-stirring doobsian organic girlfriend

LJL. We are also a species of cut throats and thieves. The lawyer and the gun thugs who ultimately are the enforcement arm of the courts are why you can frame a house and not have someone bury you in the basement when the job is done. That thin veneer of civilization is important.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554329)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: Hairraiser hilarious persian

Lawyers accomplish nothing in that respect imo. Actual thugs (cops) do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554492)



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Date: April 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: racy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47558252)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Big aggressive house

Yes and that’s how we like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554412)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: Bistre bull headed station mood

Not all. I worked at a firm that size in the Midwest and did nothing but private equity work for three years at half the market rate. Not bulge bracket shit but middle market PE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554436)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

you need to keep in mind that OP is ZZZ, who is a fifth-year shitlaw solo and doesn't know anything about: the law, legal practice, grammar, and probably some other subjects i don't even know about yet.

he seems to do debt collections bullshit, which is the absolute bottom of the barrel as far as areas of practice. there is not a single legit midlaw firm that would be defending one of these piles of turd. he has never come across a midlaw firm or a biglaw firm.

if he did employment, he would probably come across midlaw somewhat regularly, and biglaw occasionally. but not doing what he does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554438)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Bistre bull headed station mood

Thanks, Rabbi. I’ve been here 13 years and don’t know who ZZZ is, this place is still very confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554442)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

this is incorrect. zzz had a prestigious summer associateship at a v50 firm but was somehow so fucking terrible he was no offered despite the steaming hot legal market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554449)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:53 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

i stand corrected. but in his practice, he has not encountered midlaw or biglaw. he did evidently have a summer where he did westlaw research and went for drinks with biglaw associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554454)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

also it is possible he choose not to accept their offer. maybe he just decided not to take six-figures so he could do shit like vexatious debt collection shitlitigation for poverty wages?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554469)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

that is definitely possible. maybe he sustained a serious head injury during his 3L year or something. there are a number of possibilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554573)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

my guess based on irl anecdotes about him and his behavior here over the years is that he's incredibly autistic such that he performs well on standardized test but misses the plot irl, alienates those around him, and stubbornly digs in his heels on everything, especially if he perceives it as a personal attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554587)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

it's weird because mild, and frankly even moderate, autism is not only acceptable but preferred in a lot of biglaw settings.

so his must be really bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554590)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

i imagine this has happened many times:

zzz hands in something, a senior attorney gently points out some problems in his reasoning, he perceives that as a personal attack and goes on an unhinged spergout about it.

just look at his behavior here over the years. happens time and time again. he seems incapable of having reasonable disagreements. despite aligning politically with him, every time i've disagreed with him on some legal issue, it's turned into "what's your lsat?" type shit.

this type of autistic nerd rage is common but usually they don't have the cognitive horsepower to get into chicago. it's tragic if you think about it. zzz would have been better served to be born a midwit and working at a comic/gaming shop and arguing about warhammer 40k rules.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554602)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Balding aromatic coffee pot athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555468)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

lmao at the thought of summer associate ZZZ flying off the handle at some grinder biglaw service partner who went to a regional TT school, demanding to know his LSAT score, insulting his law school etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555515)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

i re-read the tsinah hearing thread and it's so funny. his reaction to the benchslap was "she knew zzz was smarter" and "guess you've been in front of a judge who went to a lower ranked school."

people like this never get ahead. you have to have an ounce of humility to go "whoops! fucked up the cite! gotta make sure to be careful in the future." but no, it's not about his error, it's about how everyone is jealous because he's so smart.

zero Ls forever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555540)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: At-the-ready Adventurous Kitchen

Candy Ride is ZZZ. The Big Lie is some other asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554554)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

no i am also zzz, and the pumos are zzz as well. gunner and that u of maryland guy are just really really smart and great at sniffing these things out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554562)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

big lie is either candy ride or someone running a fake candy ride flame. i thought it was an imposter at first but he's got the candy ride poasting voice so dialed in that i'm starting to believe it's actually him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554565)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

this is cr. the two TTT law grads itt are very very smart. do not underestimat their intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554570)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

you seem very emotional about this. you're responding in .2 seconds to every poast. why are you so personally invested in the relative prestige/career between zurich/me and zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554581)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:41 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

lol you have posted more in 2 weeks on xo than i have in 15 years.

and that is true for any 2 week period in the last 15 years.

there is not a poster in the history of the board who is more 'personally invested' in all the little scrabbles here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554593)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

no u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554605)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

Big Lie, are you going to respond? you can't let gunnerattt talk to you like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554606)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

gunner always has to have the last word in any exchange, its part of his personality, so i was going to leave it alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554618)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

gunner, you gonna let this dood step to you like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554626)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

he's just got me so triggered. it's hard to endure all these attacks since he's correctly identified me as a ttt grad, hr law partner, georgian, addict, simp, indian, redditor, etc. it's hard to imagine someone can keep embarrassing themselves on xoxo after their irl has been exposed as pathetic. the big lie (not candy ride/zzz) can't imagine how devastating all of this is to my ego.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554652)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: At-the-ready Adventurous Kitchen

There are more than 2 TTT law grads itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554755)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: bisexual hairy legs orchestra pit

So basically the same shit, just less money and fewer jews?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554447)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Bistre bull headed station mood

Exactly. But everything is cheaper and quality of life largely come out ahead of living in MFH or some other coastal shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554463)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:56 AM
Author: Talented Violent Sneaky Criminal

like 90% of this thread is the Same Poaster imho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554467)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 9:57 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

(guy describing every xo thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554470)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:01 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

lol at gunneratatt itt, who has never worked a day of biglaw in his life (though clearly has worked at a shitty midlaw firm filled with other TTT grad retards), opining on biglaw.

*awaits 500 word block of faggy overly emotional text in response*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554478)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

you mean like this?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&mc=30&forum_id=2#47554483

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554496)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

you know what i mean. youre either a woman or effeminate male. that is refelcted in your terminally online presence on xo and in everything you write.

now go share your lifes experiences with that tranny who posted here and stab your friends in the back some more, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554529)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

it's crazy that every time i think your multi-day spergout is over you pop in to throw more gas on the fire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554543)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:26 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

yes i am definitely zzz. you are so smart!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554552)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:39 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

can you explain why you poasted yesterday that "we are going to get fees - and more" in a thread about zzz and tsinah's lawsuit against discover, and then you edited after i told you that you gave yourself away?

are u just trolling us all and you aren't really zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554588)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

no i can't explain that like i was having some fun or whatever. you got me. first and last time i ever step to a graduate of the university of maryland law center

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554597)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:46 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

180 joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554604)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:47 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

wait, wait, hold on. where is the joke if you edited after i pointed out that you admitted you were zzz?

i don't understand the joke. can u explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554609)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

its not as funny as a degree from the university of maryland center for law and justice, but im no rodney dangerfield

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554615)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

that's not funny at all, i don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554629)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 11:58 AM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

i agree, im not a good comedian. any tips (that don't involve abandoning one's family)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554852)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

you could go to a top law school and wind up as a shitlaw solo taking fraud cases for internet deadbeats and make a public ass of yourself? that worked for ZZZ, and it could work for u as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554873)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

didn't mean to hit a nerve with the abandoning family part brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554917)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

the funniest thing about autists is they take everything literally and cannot understand social cues and humor.

but my thoughts on this can be safely ignored, because i'm a lowly indian xanax addict and non-equity partner at an hr firm in georgia who graduated from u maryland ls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554941)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

gunner gettin in DAT LAST WORD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554960)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

i like that you haven't figured out that gunner and i are actually the same person. there is no "zurich" or whatever.

lol at your "top law school education"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554964)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Frisky erotic brunch

we should all be so fortunate to attend the University of Baltimore Maryland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554967)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

it's a solid school, second best in baltimore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554970)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: hateful hideous filthpig locus

*cracks natty boh*

*wipes herr's old bay chip crumbs on jos a bank suit*

"now, i might not be a fancy lawyer from up ole' she-ca-go way. i'm just a good ole' boy partner at my humble midlaw hr firm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554983)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:22 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

you really upset me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554958)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554556)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: Misanthropic point goyim

"midlaw firms, which deal heavily in insurance"

You mean like wilson elser? I agree with that. Those insurance defense firms, which include a few other non-shitlaw practice areas to sound prestigious are flame. But that's not what people mean when they talk about midlaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554523)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

that was the exact firm i named as an example above. that shithouse is NOT midlaw.

lewis brisbois is another one, but i think there is some kind of argument that it isn't shitlaw (i disagree though)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554526)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: yellow indecent roast beef cuck

Embarrassing thread for OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47554860)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: avocado shrine

The black molotov NYUmo who had been president of the black students union at princeton was so humiliated and depressed about working at pryor cashman that he decided it would be better to throw his life away firebombing police cars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555733)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 4:30 PM
Author: aquamarine dopamine

I recently got drinks with some lawyers at Clark Hill. Sat next to the senior partner who thought he was hot shit. Then he tried to explain an IP issue to me that he came across in his work, and totally misunderstood some basic shit about the issue. These bros were fucking retards, but they seemed to enjoy themselves and there were like eight dudes and o women getting pretty trashed midweek at 5 PM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47555841)



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Date: April 4th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: Vermilion Ladyboy

IMO, the bort employment lawyers should be proud of their careers. It is a good outcome for the common man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47556427)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: racy trailer park

midlaw fags who graduated top of their TTT law schools have to be the most insufferable combination of striver / midwit IQ. lots of examples in this thread.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47563726)



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Date: April 7th, 2024 10:29 PM
Author: racy trailer park

also, imagine dealing with the bullshit of being a lolyer at a (((law firm))) for 8+ years just to make $230k as a midlaw "partner"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47563742)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Talented Violent Sneaky Criminal

its still by far the best outcome for most of the people who do it. the type of person who ends up on this path isn't some elon musk that just took a wrong turn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47564388)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 4:07 PM
Author: racy trailer park

yes but many of them are delusional and think they are highly accomplished because they are big guys in midlaw .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565497)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 4:43 PM
Author: Galvanic Hell Digit Ratio

(guy who has never gotten his clock cleaned by a LITIGATOR at Pryor Cashman or Robinson, Bradshaw & Hinson, P.A)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565628)



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Date: April 8th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: racy trailer park

litigators must all be purged from this earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5513243&forum_id=2Reputation#47565754)