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I have over $1 MILLION now in Bond Funds getting 5%+ now
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:28 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and it will be more next month since I just put a huge amount in two weeks ago.
I estimate I shld get abt 53-54k a year in interest, I only need 33.5k to live nicely in Asia.
Sure if market goes up I will miss out but this feels pretty nice. First time in life really I know my investment income is 100% going to cover me easily.
I will keep it like this until market tanks 20% then ill start buying back in. And maybe from buying calls/puts I can make 3-6k a month addition, then its veddy good. I cld possibly net 100k a year investment income with no real downside. 1800000000 |
Date: April 17th, 2024 1:37 AM Author: Contagious burgundy hissy fit pistol Wtf, how do you have so much money now? Wasn't your net worth like $1M just last year? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589340) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM Author: flushed thirsty locus he has been worth 1M since 2011 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589345) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nigga i only hit 1m in like nov 2019 then covid raped shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589349) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:38 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza wtf nigga, ppl maek fun of me cause my NW always been arnd 1m and 1.1m or some shit despite market boom
its 1,119,282 right now, during ukraine invasion it went down to like 900k i think, ditto during covid like 880k, highest ever was 1.33m right before ukraine
FMA
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:45 AM Author: Supple Painfully Honest Haunted Graveyard Rigpig which fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589355) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:49 AM Author: Brindle irradiated institution It's flame. There are no bond funds that distribute 5%+ monthly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589360) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza ljl yes goy i said monthly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589369) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 AM Author: Brindle irradiated institution > I've already gotten over 3k in interest this month and it will be more next month (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589380) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:52 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza do u even math goy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589370) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza in TD Ameritrade I have to put it in ((Schwab)) fund Swvxx which have like .3% expense ratio but still net over 5%. These faggots charge $17 if I buy a Vanguard fund
In my other accounts I just do Vanguard VMFXX. Like .11% expense ratio or something
7 day yield on the Vang one is 5.39%, for Schwab one its 5.30%. I guess this is post expense ratio so .09% diff but on 450k thatas like $400 nigga dollars furk these kikes |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:57 AM Author: Brindle irradiated institution Those aren't bond funds, you stupid asshole (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589386) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza okay MONEY MARKET u faggot kike. i dont understand FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS u rat faced falafal nigga (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589399) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM Author: Brindle irradiated institution You should know the difference between bond funds and money market funds if you are to invest prudently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592335) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:21 PM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor So you radically changed your investment strategy and don't understand what you're now invested in?
At first I was skeptical, but now I like it. You always fucked up when you thought things through, logically just making random decisions is an improvement from you putting the effort in. |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:34 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nigga i meant money market, interest rates were so low for so long i forgot disss shit nigga, plz re-accept me to planet jew (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592483) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:05 AM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor So your thread title is twelve words long and two of them are wrong? Plz call me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592534) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:07 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza yes, breakingnews: im retarded (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592538) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:10 AM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor Upon reading the rest of this thread, I actually realized I was being overly generous. So even if we change it to money market funds, it turns out downthread you have a total of 1,053,444... but 88,604 is in CD's. So in other words, you have less than a million in these funds. So, barring further revelations, we should revise to "I have less than $1 MILLION now in Money Market funds getting 5%+ now." Please edit and recirculate, thx. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592541) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:16 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza OH WHAT A JOURNALIST!!! HE FACT CHECKED MY ANUS SOOOOO BAD IT FEELS LIKE DARNELL JUST STUCK HIS BBC IN IT FOR 3 HOURS!!! IM SOOOOO SAD AND FEEL SOOOOOO STOOPID!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592547) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:18 AM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor You should... because this is your financial life you're talking about and you screwed it up twice in the space of twelve words. Nobody but you cares about you (except as an object of spectacle) and your ability to be a caretaker to yourself looks incredibly questionable. You can trade your million dollars for a pile of magic beans and nobody will stop you, but you're the one who has to live with the consequences. Based on how retarded you seem just based on what you choose to reveal to us, I can only imagine how retarded your decision-making is in real life. XOXOHTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592550) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:19 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza I DONT CARE ABT MYSELF BIRDSHIT and if this money ended i wld just off myself cause furk this faggot nigga earth and killl all jews (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592551) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:27 AM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor ??? It sounds like the problems that you have are beyond monetary. You should seek God. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592560) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:35 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nah its over, i shld just do nothing. i cant fix this shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592568) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:22 PM Author: Orchid library Do you just ignore paying "taxes"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592347) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:35 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nigga in past wld calculate it so i dont owe that was when i had cap gains, now maybe it will be harder but some of this is in my IRA so tax free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592484) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:24 AM Author: Contagious burgundy hissy fit pistol You have $1M in these 2 funds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589451) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:30 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza I think about that much, in fidelity i have some in one of their funds and then i have 50k in CD's i bought which actually is prob pointless cause rates abt the same and doesnt seem fed will lower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589457) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:39 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza actually here's breakdown
SWVXX $464,483 VMFXX $372,155 VUSXX $101,280 CD $88,604 SPRXX $26,922 Total $1,053,444 |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:43 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza Current 7d yields (except for CD which I just estimate)
SWVXX 5.30% VMFXX 5.39% VUSXX 5.40% CD 5.30% SPRXX 5.21% |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 AM Author: histrionic fat ankles get a job (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589356) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:51 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza no that's goy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589368) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 AM Author: Dull Laughsome Fortuitous Meteor I figured the market would tank but now that you pulled out of it it seems like a safe bet that the market has another bull run. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589391) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza yes i agree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47589400) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:16 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy aromatic roommate shitlib Why not just do SGOV tommy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592324) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:36 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza interesting but yield only 5.04%, my others are 5.3 to 5.4 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592490) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:18 PM Author: Bisexual brilliant heaven I have lost bigly this week. Down below $1.5. On top of that I spent $0.009 on crap off of whatnot app. Trying to recover! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592333) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM Author: Mustard nighttime windowlicker Do you realize you can lose principal in these unless it’s short-term treasuries or something? Imo you should just buy actual bonds.
If QQQ goes up will that be your catalyst to Buy? Discuss. |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:40 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nigga i mispoke, its money market fund not bond, i wont loss principle
i wld need QQQ to get into 370s to start buying back, SPY into 440s. these are the areas where i wld then cover for my missing CC furk up
i doubt we'll get there knowing my luck
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:39 AM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor Wait, wait, wait. On top of everything else, are you confused on the distinction between money market funds and money market accounts? Your belief that you can't lose principle on a money market fund strongly suggest this to be the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592570) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:52 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza nigga accounts old skool we new skool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592578) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:54 AM Author: cowardly translucent parlor yarmulke Surely the same "revenge trading" that resulted in sub-market returns for you over a period of many years will finally pay off *this* time. Could there be a more bulletproof investment thesis than setting your target entry based on how much you need to "make back" to offset prior failed trades? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592580) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:59 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza NIGGA its all kike fraud shit wtf else can i do, anyway im gettign 5% now for free so i dont care, if it was still 1% then shit wld suck right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592584) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:44 AM Author: cowardly translucent parlor yarmulke Well that's your whole problem. You always try to "do something" that you don't really have the skillset for rather than just buying decent stocks and holding them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592629) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:47 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza Well nigga all I have to do is get one more 30 or 35% return and I'm arnd 1.5m and then I'm done
So furk it |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:12 PM Author: Beady-eyed Greedy Private Investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47593095) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:46 AM Author: curious theatre You should post this on Reddit if you want to impress someone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592575) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 1:53 AM Author: very tactful bespoke piazza But how did you even manage to get to $10000! this is amazing! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518590&forum_id=2#47592579) |