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i dunno why but the technical term "slampig" just kills me every time i see it

it's a Great word
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
It's Shakespearean imo
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/17/24
...
Topaz Dilemma Mother
  04/17/24
cr. cr.
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
...
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
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lascivious bisexual codepig
  04/17/24
It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's...
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a c...
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/17/24
You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and ar...
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?
yellow disturbing church building
  04/17/24
Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a fas...
avocado foreskin
  04/18/24
it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ...
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized popu...
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/17/24
cr, friend originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah...
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
Orlando is the slampig capital imo
floppy misanthropic chapel
  04/17/24
Opryland Slampig Symposium
Doobsian Laughsome Persian
  04/18/24
Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same pa...
yellow disturbing church building
  04/17/24
https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg https://ibb.co/yftd5...
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
1 8 0
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
Aw HELL yeah
yellow disturbing church building
  04/17/24
(tenured scholar in slampig studies)
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/18/24
MFCR
Doobsian Laughsome Persian
  04/18/24
moar
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  04/18/24
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Bearded Fragrant Becky Ticket Booth
  04/18/24
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  04/19/24
Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 204...
Red Bull Headed Coffee Pot Market
  04/17/24
and here's why this is a good thing tp
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
...
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
at least there's some things to look forward to
lascivious bisexual codepig
  04/17/24
slamhog is better IMO
brilliant piazza
  04/17/24
get out of my thread. now. i'm not asking
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
hard disagree
avocado foreskin
  04/17/24
I'm going to kill you
lascivious bisexual codepig
  04/17/24
Please just GO
Red Bull Headed Coffee Pot Market
  04/17/24
*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*
Topaz Dilemma Mother
  04/17/24
I would say go pumo but well....
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/17/24
It isn’t, retard
Bearded Fragrant Becky Ticket Booth
  04/17/24
Kill urself
coral corner
  04/17/24
jump in front of a fuckin' truck
alcoholic carnelian site
  04/17/24
Time to go quotemo bro
yellow disturbing church building
  04/17/24
...
Doobsian Laughsome Persian
  04/17/24
...
electric blue address useless brakes
  04/18/24
...
avocado foreskin
  04/19/24
there aren't any shared features between "m" and &...
transparent mexican stage
  04/17/24
Nigger
Self-centered Hairraiser Pervert Newt
  04/18/24
Tell us more about labial things
stubborn whorehouse haunted graveyard
  04/19/24
you're done here
stubborn whorehouse haunted graveyard
  04/19/24
gbti
Cowardly internet-worthy halford cuckold
  04/19/24
sLaM PiG
passionate turquoise step-uncle's house regret
  04/17/24
...
Stirring internal respiration
  04/17/24
...
Doobsian Laughsome Persian
  04/18/24
...
avocado foreskin
  04/19/24
...
bonkers tantric area
  04/17/24
...
Stirring internal respiration
  04/18/24
"cumbucket"
Cheese-eating Stain Parlor
  04/17/24
saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who ...
confused mad-dog skullcap
  04/18/24
it's absolutely fucking 180
floppy misanthropic chapel
  04/18/24
not like this, I know these things
umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor
  04/18/24
wow
Topaz Dilemma Mother
  04/18/24
lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differen...
Bat shit crazy goal in life cuck
  04/19/24
...
avocado foreskin
  04/19/24
seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watch...
pale haunting place of business giraffe
  04/19/24


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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

it's a Great word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590715)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

It's Shakespearean imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Topaz Dilemma Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590723)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

cr. cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590725)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590799)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590803)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

It applies to a very specific type of woman. For me, there's a normal distribution of fatness to hot ratio. Rail thin women aren't my type. "Healthy" women are my type. A slampig is when they get a little over the peak so they're not the optimum fat level, but they're still attractive. Just a little too fat. They're fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

UUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGHNNN--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590740)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

There's a class distinction built in here too as well as a certain attitude

It's multifaceted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590759)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

You're right. They're usually LMC or straight up poor and are generally cheerful. I'm a big fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590775)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: yellow disturbing church building

Which non-white races, if any, are eligible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592259)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

Blacks can not be slampigs as their faces fatten up at a faster rate than other races. A key characteristic of the slam pig is they must have an otherwise attractive face. Asian slampigs are incredibly rare, as their fat distribution is usually unseemly, but it is possible. Latina slampigs are plentiful, but once they hit 25-30 it's downhill. Whites have a good amount, and also go downhill like latinas, albeit at a slower rate. I'd say the best slampigs are actually Middle Eastern, they somehow can gain the most weight while maintaining a shapely form. I am currently not at my computer, but I have a specific example in mind that I will post later to prove my point.

Feel free to disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593227)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

it's a very elegant and multi-faceted topic, kinda like BBW ranching

this is a topic that needs to be explored further

i'm gonna rent out a doubletree hotel lobby for a consortium on this details to cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590783)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

Convention should be in Nashville they have an outsized population of subjects for study

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590791)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

cr, friend

originally i was thinking Tallahassee but yeah think Nashville would work better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590795)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:11 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PD4XsoeNZU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592149)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:54 PM
Author: floppy misanthropic chapel

Orlando is the slampig capital imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592257)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Laughsome Persian

Opryland Slampig Symposium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592720)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: yellow disturbing church building

Really need a pic or ten to be sure I’m on the same page here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592252)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

https://files.catbox.moe/vkemm0.jpeg

https://ibb.co/yftd5Gv

https://ibb.co/qDD5L4R

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592262)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

1

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0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592264)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:58 PM
Author: yellow disturbing church building

Aw HELL yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592267)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

(tenured scholar in slampig studies)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592707)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Doobsian Laughsome Persian

MFCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592723)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: electric blue address useless brakes

moar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594197)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Bearded Fragrant Becky Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594202)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Cowardly internet-worthy halford cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595730)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:00 PM
Author: Red Bull Headed Coffee Pot Market

Imo there will be more slampigs than cicadas in the year 2040.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590804)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

and here's why this is a good thing tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590806)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590810)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual codepig

at least there's some things to look forward to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590820)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: brilliant piazza

slamhog is better IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590811)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration

get out of my thread. now.

i'm not asking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590812)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: avocado foreskin

hard disagree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590823)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: lascivious bisexual codepig

I'm going to kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590824)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Red Bull Headed Coffee Pot Market

Please just GO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590829)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Topaz Dilemma Mother

*eyes narrow in disgust and contempt*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590852)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

I would say go pumo but well....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47590871)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Bearded Fragrant Becky Ticket Booth

It isn’t, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591213)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: coral corner

Kill urself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591273)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:37 PM
Author: alcoholic carnelian site

jump in front of a fuckin' truck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592196)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:53 PM
Author: yellow disturbing church building

Time to go quotemo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592254)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:56 PM
Author: Doobsian Laughsome Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592261)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: electric blue address useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594201)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:52 AM
Author: avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594570)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: transparent mexican stage

there aren't any shared features between "m" and "h"

whereas "m" and "p" share location, bilabial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592336)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 AM
Author: Self-centered Hairraiser Pervert Newt

Nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592705)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: stubborn whorehouse haunted graveyard

Tell us more about labial things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594613)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: stubborn whorehouse haunted graveyard

you're done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594614)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Cowardly internet-worthy halford cuckold

gbti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595733)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: passionate turquoise step-uncle's house regret

sLaM PiG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591145)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592190)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Doobsian Laughsome Persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592718)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:24 AM
Author: avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47594632)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: bonkers tantric area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591214)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Stirring internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592452)



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Date: April 17th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Stain Parlor

"cumbucket"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47591223)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:12 AM
Author: confused mad-dog skullcap

saddest thing is these women eventually marry some dork who was stoked to pull her. We have a few married couples like this in my neighborhood and everytime I see the 6/10 slightly chubby wife and the 5'10 unathletic dude, I laugh to myself thinking about how much cock she took before she settled for the jv soccer player.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592455)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: floppy misanthropic chapel

it's absolutely fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592462)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 AM
Author: umber cruise ship fortuitous meteor

not like this, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47592647)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 3:03 PM
Author: Topaz Dilemma Mother

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47593239)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy goal in life cuck

lol'd. this made me think of a few neighbors I have differently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595551)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: avocado foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595555)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: pale haunting place of business giraffe

seeing high school clique play out as an adult is like watching a live sociology experiment. its both sad and fascinating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518777&forum_id=2#47595727)