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Date: April 17th, 2024 6:40 PM Author: Insecure space
Bro that's all comedy is. You take your real experience and riff on it. You just need to make a few jokes about the real shit you do. You are one of the most profoundly weird people I've ever met but there's something incredibly entertaining about your foibles and exploits. You're naturally funny and you have the personality of a crypt keeper or mortuary worker. You're like a straight Jeffery Dahmer or something.
People get really nervous about comedy because they think they can't write. Everyone can write. You're either a funny person or not. You're funny, so you can write. If you have trouble sitting down writing jokes it's just because your creativity isn't flowing in that moment. That's why a lot of comedians "write" on stage. They test out half-baked premises and try to find the humor in it and refine it over time. Just go to a coffee shop and riff on your life man. You're going to suck at first but if you have the drive to be giga successful you just keep chipping away at it. I guarantee you there are guys making 6 figs in comedy right now who aren't half as funny as you they just had a big ego and wouldn't give up. Some "comedians" today are dogshit, are never funny, have no fanbase, and still make money at it somehow just by existing. If you dedicated yourself to it and got over the fear of failure you would crush. Just take a small risk go to some open mic where no one will ever remember you and start saying crazy shit into the microphone. LFG
If I saw you at an open mic talking about the stuff you normally talk about here I would die laughing and tell people you were a true original. Not flame. So get out there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518793&forum_id=2#47591652) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 7:39 PM Author: Multi-colored overrated regret
I'll tell you one more story that I'm not sure if I've told on here.
I was about 11 or 12 when I first started masturbating. I'm circumcised, so I had to use lube to jack off. I walked around my house trying to find something, and had a eureka moment when I spotted the bottle of dawn dish soap on the sink. I grabbed it, sat at the computer, and rubbed one out. This went on for a week, until the very top layer of skin and my dick and balls died and shriveled up, like a sunburn. I cried and cried about it in secret, because I thought I had somehow either gotten an STD or God was punishing me for touching my penis. I eventually figured out it was the dish soap.
To this day I still get an erection when I smell dawn dish soap. I pavlov'd myself into getting horny from fucking soap.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518793&forum_id=2#47591777) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 2:20 PM Author: Multi-colored overrated regret
Forgot to mention, she had a male friend that I paid to make this painting while we were still dating.
https://ibb.co/K6NNhLM
We broke up and like two days later they were dating. I wasn't even mad. I think they're still together, seven years later.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518793&forum_id=2#47590883) |
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