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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:25 PM Author: Arousing area turdskin https://autos.yahoo.com/elon-musks-wealth-crashed-160-082025816.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591866) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: dark hominid chad It's all fake made up lies (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591917) |
Date: April 17th, 2024 8:30 PM Author: Insane abusive set To be fair,
*farts cum* |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:31 PM Author: vivacious field worth it for being able to post BASED alt-light black IQ statistics on twitter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591881) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:32 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591883) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:33 PM Author: Violent gaping lodge what does this place want from him he runs three successful cutting edge companies and has probably had more impact on things than any single person besides Trump in the past couple decades |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:54 PM Author: Zippy elastic band voyeur actually he didn’t build Tesla or Twitter, he just bought them both. also, tbf gets maf when you point this out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591959) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:59 PM Author: Violent gaping lodge never said he "built" twitter he ran Tesla years before they sold their first car |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:02 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
"Ackkkkkkkkkkshually, Elon didn't build that!"
Lol yeah I get furious when retard Pumos say laughably stupid shit like this, I'm definitely not just chuckling at how retarded they are |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:21 PM Author: Motley School Cafeteria Kitty To go back to Africa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592032) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:21 PM Author: Motley School Cafeteria Kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592030) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:33 PM Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed feces whorehouse So you're saying Eron Muks is not a billionaire now? Is that what you are arguing in the OP? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591884) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Thanks to all of the retarded bullshit he's pulled Musk is only the third (3rd) richest man in the world now, he deserves to take some shit from the Quotemo OP, IMO. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: sapphire wonderful orchestra pit crotch fourth
https://www.bloomberg.com/billionaires/?embedded-checkout=true |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:41 PM Author: sapphire wonderful orchestra pit crotch Bill Gates would be far ahead of him, but has donated like $56B and got divorced (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591912) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Yeah well Elon Musk would be far ahead of Bill Gates if he hadn't done the dumb shit he did, either. Any Hillary Clinton would now be an ex-POTUS if she had won in 2016.
Any other brilliant insights you want to share with us, faggot? |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:49 PM Author: sapphire wonderful orchestra pit crotch ?? Elon Musk has never done dumb shit, he is an infallible visionary and generational genius, literally the smartest man ever to walk the Earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591936) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:37 PM Author: translucent territorial blood rage parlour I wish he focused just on SpaceX. He’s too smart and has too important a vision for humanity to spend as much time as he does squabbling on Twitter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591894) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:38 PM Author: racy stain twinkling uncleanness 180, fuck that cunt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591897) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker What will he do with only $178 billion? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591908) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Hard to say, but here's how poor Elon Musk is now that he fucked up and ruined it all:
If Musk takes all of that out in cash (so that he has to suffer the full cost of inflation on all of his assets every year) and divests from everything else he owns and permanently quits his job in order to ensure that he never makes another cent of "profit" for the rest his life... and then, to REALLY punish himself for his idiocy, he begins ritually burning an amount of cash money equivalent to ~45 year old Tommy Turdskin's total lifetime networth (~$1 million) on an altar every single day until the day that he dies (and let's assume that he lives into his mid-90s)... he will still *easily* take his last breath as a multi-billionaire and end his days as one of the richest men to ever walk on the planet.
That's how badly he fucked up here. God, it's so over. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker He is 52. Assume he lives to 92. 40 x 365 x 1 million = $14.6 billion. That's nothing to a guy worth 178 billion. He could burn $10 million every single day and it is still only $146 billion and he would still die with $32 billion, assuming he never made a single additional dollar.
When you do the math it is just ridiculous. This guy could be horny on a Friday night and see Sydney Sweeney in a movie, call her up and be like "I'll pay you $100 million to fuck me all weekend long." And she'll take it because that's a life changing amount of money even for her, a very successful Hollywood actress. And Elon won't even notice that money being gone. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:58 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Yeah I just didn't want to go all the way here and make Tommy feel even worse if he reads this, but if we're really just being brutal with it then for pure shits and giggles Musk could afford to burn the cash equivalent of THE COMBINED TOTAL NET WORTH OF ALL CURRENT XO POASTERS (maaaaybe exluding Exeunt and RSF) every single day for the rest of his life, with no other money coming in to replenish his bank account, and he would still die an obscenely wealthy man in his 90s.
Which makes it all the more hilarious that Quotemos and Pumos love to strut around on here with their giant cocks out calling him "a fucking retard" every chance they get. "Hey, look, fact is that I was totally smart enough to make $179 billion if had wanted to do that -- BUT I *CHOSE* TO BE A STRESSED OUT PAPER-PUSHING LAWYER WITH A NET WORTH IN THE LOW SEVEN FIGURES AT 45 YEARS OLD, INSTEAD!" Haha yeah haha, same... wow, what are the odds that all of us REALLY smart guys independently made that same choice...?! ;) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:02 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591983) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:17 PM Author: mind-boggling dilemma mad-dog skullcap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592016) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:39 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker "The Tesla CEO is now worth about $178 billion, down from $340 billion in November 2021"
Imagine being able to burn over $150 billion and still be worth $178 billion. I doubt he loses any sleep over this at all. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:40 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Quotemo on XO: "LOL yeah embarrassing, that guy is such a fucking failure and a retard goddamn he should kill himself." |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker The human condition is such that having $1 billion dollars makes you basically a living god that never has to worry about money again. If you get a measly 5% ROI you are living on $50 million/year without ever touching the original $1 billion. I don't think anyone on XO has even that $50/million total, let alone per year. Elon is worth 178x more than that. It is just such a staggering amount of money that I can't imagine most of the posters here thinking that he is "pwn3d" because of a loss that he doesn't feel in any real way, nor could he ever feel because of the insane amount of money that he has. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591916) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: Odious volcanic crater kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591918) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: sapphire wonderful orchestra pit crotch his annual ROI in the past 2 year hasn't been 5%, it has been -28% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591920) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
CR, so he's fukt like OP said. IT'S OVER. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:50 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker Reread what I wrote. It doesn't matter at all. If it is -28% over the next 2 years, it still won't matter. And then he could do it again over the 2 years after that. And again. And again. Because he is just that rich. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591940) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:51 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591927 |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:09 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker Ok, so I decided to do some math because these numbers are amusing. Let's say he keeps losing 28% every 2 years, which comes to 14% a year. Lets say he continues this for the rest of his life (40 years). Running the math you get that he will die with $1.13 billion ($1,130 million) despite being a horrible investor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591995) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Lmao
Elon Musk can lock in guaranteed "devastating" double digit losses on his current investments with a 0% income stream for the rest of his natural life (40+ years), and he will still die a far wealthier man than all XO Poasters *combined* (and this is a bort filled with a bunch of objectively successful upper-middle-class white collar attorneys).
Pumos and Quotemos: "LOL WHAT A RETARD" |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker Or some of these ridiculous libs that are like "omg, this made me so happy!" They are, of course, terrible at math and have no idea what any of these numbers mean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592041) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:43 PM Author: Cerebral legend jew Lol I just realized this is another (((TMF-TBF))) circle jerk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592078) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: Cerebral legend jew Oh wow what sophisticated "math," Florida Verizon Jew! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592083) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:32 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
So his calculations were wrong and he's dumb?
Or you're just a faggot who is mad about the numbers?
Can you confirm which one it is? |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:47 PM Author: beady-eyed angry temple milk Actually I do have $50 million (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591931) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:50 PM Author: Chartreuse brunch windowlicker How did you get $50 million? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591942) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:01 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
The magic of the internet |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 11:45 PM Author: mint concupiscible idiot the crazy part is he still spends a good amount of his time fuming about libs on "X" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592410) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:33 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
That's the least crazy part of this, at the end of the day time and doing what you love with your time are the two most valuable assets anyone can actually own, and Elon clearly loves fuming about libs online. (I get it.) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:46 PM Author: Odious volcanic crater kitchen My God. The imaginary monopoly money "value" of "the shares" has gone down in the equities marketplace.
It's over for the billionaire with infinite access to capital. |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:48 PM Author: saffron menage fuaark lib op is he going to be ok w only 250b? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591932) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 8:51 PM Author: sapphire wonderful orchestra pit crotch $149B (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47591946) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:13 PM Author: green sanctuary giraffe Oh fuck, he only owns the #1 car company, #1 spaceship company and #1 social media company now. What will he do?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592006) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:21 PM Author: Motley School Cafeteria Kitty He’ll probably keep watching Rick and Morty and begging the government for free shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592028) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:18 PM Author: mind-boggling dilemma mad-dog skullcap He could singehandedly finance the Ukraine aid bill stuck in Congress and still be worth $100bn I'm kinda surprised no one has asked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592020) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: up-to-no-good center Last month he realized a self-driving update that let me drive my car from a residential neighborhod, 40 miles on the highay, back to my suburban neighborhood without ever intervening.
Also, no one has delivered a flashier successful product this year than the Cyber Truck.
Crazy how high the bar is set for him that this stuff doesn't even register. Meanwhile Apple released its first hardware in years and it was huge fucking flop. |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 12:36 PM Author: Claret Soul-stirring Forum Athletic Conference To be fair,
Lol CR
Also worth noting that there's a specific reason why that self-driving update (v12) was such a blockbuster -- it's the first code that was generated and rewritten using AI, oh and btw over the last few years Musk has spent over a billion (with a "b") dollars giving Tesla the 3rd (third) largest computing power OF ANY ORGANIZATION PUBLIC OR PRIVATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD, which is now paying dividends in things like the v12 update. That's just the beginning, he's already said that moving forward he will be generating all new updates using this approach and relying on Tesla's RAW COMPUTING HORSEPOWER that is basically unmatched in any industry, let alone by any of his direct competitors.
But anyway I'm sure all of the Jewish liberal Pumos smirking about how Elon is FUKT and Tesla is DUN HERE already knew all of that and factored it into their astute analysis about how it's all over. |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 2:58 PM Author: Insane abusive set the only Jewish pumo ITT is your buddy TMF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47593215) |
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Date: April 17th, 2024 9:44 PM Author: hilarious supple indian lodge masturbator i heard he lost loads of money when neuralink successfully demonstrated POC, and even more when starlink successfully monopolized satellite internet. oh, you didn't include his privately held companies? well that was really fucking dumb of you, wasn't it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47592081) |
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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:44 PM Author: Lascivious stag film Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5518912&forum_id=2#47593803) |