jesus himself seemed a lot chiller than this except for random points where he shits all over gentiles like in matthew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47593397)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47593503)

Jesus said its ok as long as your seed (cum) doesnt hit the ground. Unclear if this includes carpet, rugs, or just natural surcaces like dirt and stone. Of course wood floors are up for interpretation though Augustine of Hippo had some interesting thoughts on that seem on point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47593514)

i can't imagine this existing in a pre-pornhub world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47595323)

For example, Song of Songs 4:16: Awake, O north wind, And come, O south! Blow upon my garden, That its spices may flow out. Let my beloved come to this garden And eat its pleasant fruits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47595370)

I slept but my heart was awake.

Listen! My beloved is knocking:

“Open to me, my sister, my darling,

my dove, my flawless one.

My head is drenched with dew,

my hair with the dampness of the night.”

3 I have taken off my robe—

must I put it on again?

I have washed my feet—

must I soil them again?

4 My beloved thrust his hand through the latch-opening;

my heart began to pound for him.

5 I arose to open for my beloved,

and my hands dripped with myrrh,

my fingers with flowing myrrh,

on the handles of the bolt.

6 I opened for my beloved,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519106&forum_id=2#47595420)