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What to do with an extremely autistic annoying associate who does good work?

I think I am just going to have to suck it up and listen to ...
wonderful theatre jew
  04/18/24
Move the mirror out of your office
contagious seedy casino
  04/18/24
981239213
medicated turdskin brunch
  04/19/24
hire another extremely autistic guy and make them work toget...
electric pit
  04/18/24
All the staff we have hired lately are also autistic and com...
wonderful theatre jew
  04/18/24
hire enough and then put them all in the same room away from...
electric pit
  04/18/24
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wonderful theatre jew
  04/18/24
then, and only then will the portal door open and suck them ...
Out-of-control big ape
  04/20/24
Does good work is like 1 in 4-5, so you have to keep him.
Orchid elite scourge upon the earth feces
  04/18/24
This. He might save your ass one day.
Lemon elastic band
  04/20/24
He let me in the office on a Saturday once when I forgot my ...
wonderful theatre jew
  04/20/24
get him a starter pack of 5 monikers
embarrassed to the bone drunken half-breed
  04/18/24
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Lavender trailer park idea he suggested
  04/19/24
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arousing generalized bond
  04/20/24
Give example of when his autism impacts you
Razzle jewess chad
  04/18/24
He never knows when to shut up. I told him the idea I told h...
wonderful theatre jew
  04/18/24
maybe have a talk to him about "brevity" but this ...
Razzle jewess chad
  04/20/24
No need to use all those words when “superstar” ...
Bull Headed Cerebral Stag Film Tank
  04/19/24
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high-end temple
  04/20/24
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contagious seedy casino
  04/22/24
Let him do his thing.
silver idiot
  04/20/24
Annoying but the best kind of worker to have around. He does...
Godawful hell
  04/20/24
you might well be the most spiritually jewish poaster here, ...
vigorous lodge
  04/20/24
What the hell are you talking about. Everyone needs to work....
Godawful hell
  04/20/24
gushing about how cheaply you can placate this particular so...
vigorous lodge
  04/20/24
I had the same idea as disco fries when we hired him.
wonderful theatre jew
  04/20/24
you are a grown adult and can literally just tell them to st...
Painfully honest lascivious office friendly grandma
  04/20/24
Encourage him to work remote only, don't invite him to any Z...
Appetizing den new version
  04/20/24


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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew

I think I am just going to have to suck it up and listen to him drone on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593839)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: contagious seedy casino

Move the mirror out of your office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593861)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: medicated turdskin brunch

981239213

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Date: April 18th, 2024 5:59 PM
Author: electric pit

hire another extremely autistic guy and make them work together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593863)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew

All the staff we have hired lately are also autistic and competent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593971)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:46 PM
Author: electric pit

hire enough and then put them all in the same room away from the normal employees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593992)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47594230)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:22 PM
Author: Out-of-control big ape

then, and only then will the portal door open and suck them all into Mordor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597599)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: Orchid elite scourge upon the earth feces

Does good work is like 1 in 4-5, so you have to keep him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593893)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:14 PM
Author: Lemon elastic band

This.

He might save your ass one day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597719)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:27 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew

He let me in the office on a Saturday once when I forgot my keys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597753)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone drunken half-breed

get him a starter pack of 5 monikers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593975)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:25 PM
Author: Lavender trailer park idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47595340)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:21 PM
Author: arousing generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597595)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 6:44 PM
Author: Razzle jewess chad

Give example of when his autism impacts you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47593983)



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Date: April 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew

He never knows when to shut up. I told him the idea I told him to think about wasn't claim or issue preclusion, but something similar and probably equitable and he walk in my office with his phone and read his bar exam outline about res judicata for me.

I always have to shut my door because his office is next to me and he spends a large part of the day lisping to staff about pointless things. He also has a horrible speech impediment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47594266)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: Razzle jewess chad

maybe have a talk to him about "brevity" but this seems like the kind of thing he will learn with experience. if hes good, thats more important than his style imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47598597)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bull Headed Cerebral Stag Film Tank

No need to use all those words when “superstar” would suffice and be shorter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47595345)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: high-end temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597605)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: contagious seedy casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47601072)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:54 PM
Author: silver idiot

Let him do his thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597685)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Godawful hell

Annoying but the best kind of worker to have around. He does good work and is profitable and at the same time will never advance or be able to make the case for advancement. You can leverage this guy for years to come and that’s a pretty good thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597687)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:59 PM
Author: vigorous lodge

you might well be the most spiritually jewish poaster here, which is quite the accomplishment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597692)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:05 PM
Author: Godawful hell

What the hell are you talking about. Everyone needs to work. Work is a good thing. Get a job sir. I’m performing a service. This is the kind of guy you give a box of assorted mini liquor bottles to at Christmas to keep them happy. You know the ones that are like a buck a piece. Or just get a 20-pack in a pack for $22.99 and be done with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597703)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: vigorous lodge

gushing about how cheaply you can placate this particular sort of human labor horse is not exactly helping your case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597877)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful theatre jew

I had the same idea as disco fries when we hired him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47598107)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Painfully honest lascivious office friendly grandma

you are a grown adult and can literally just tell them to stop being exhausting, which will be processed in the according systematic fashion, devoid of any unnecessary emotion. Welcome to autism becoming the captain now, look at me Captain Phillips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597708)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Appetizing den new version

Encourage him to work remote only, don't invite him to any Zoom "meetings"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519176&forum_id=2#47597891)