Date: April 18th, 2024 7:14 PM Author: Exhilarant Slap-happy Stag Film
certified chad here. ill drop a little advanced technique for you on how to attract women since i have so many women in my life, i dont need to worry about other dudes.
next time the mood comes at home and youre wanking, just jizz all over your shirt and shorts. just let it dry and keep wearing the same clothing around. when you speak to women, they instantly know what it is and can't stop thinking about you jizzing on them and sex with you. its amazing.
i walked into whole foods yesterday wearing MANY hard earned ropes all over the front of a black t shirt. some of it was dry, and some still a pearly fresh load. spoke to about 4 women who couldnt take their eyes off the jizz stains and they were clearly VERY into it (and me)
Date: April 18th, 2024 8:14 PM Author: diverse bat shit crazy telephone
wish i could find the poast where oldhlsdude said he used to wipe his jizz on his face before going on dates. seemed extreme imo but maybe theres something to this