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Bros, if you're put on PIP can you simply ask to be fired?

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms a...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz loo...
Claret know-it-all sanctuary
  04/19/24
Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I ...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you&...
Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/20/24
They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for e...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
the product is shit? you’re shit
low-t shaky university
  04/20/24
You're shit
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
always be closing, friend
low-t shaky university
  04/20/24
I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results ...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?
Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/22/24
Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned...
Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/20/24
...
Erotic shrine ceo
  04/20/24
LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b
bearded coral masturbator
  04/19/24
what can you do to improve?
turquoise spot rigpig
  04/19/24
Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w ...
Slate razzle pit gaping
  04/19/24
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talking judgmental hell mood
  04/19/24
Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literall...
cream doobsian center
  04/19/24
You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
In Europe? LOL sure Do your fucking job, you lazy bum
cream doobsian center
  04/19/24
You should cry and make a Tik tok about it
aquamarine school mediation
  04/19/24
maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his l...
glassy bbw
  04/19/24
You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying job...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indigni...
glassy bbw
  04/20/24
You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading com...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you&rs...
glassy bbw
  04/21/24
I have one of them
bearded coral masturbator
  04/21/24
Ime we just do rifs and get done with it
Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/20/24
That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you f...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because b...
Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness
  04/20/24
He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. Th...
Multi-colored brunch
  04/20/24
yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro h...
excitant cordovan jew therapy
  04/19/24
Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. Europe...
bronze garrison
  04/19/24
In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe b...
excitant cordovan jew therapy
  04/19/24
Dogshit poast You’re a faggot
aquamarine school mediation
  04/19/24
titcr
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
...
big aggressive kitty cat athletic conference
  04/21/24
at my company, we will often give people the option of going...
Trip juggernaut
  04/19/24
Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just ...
Crawly apoplectic site famous landscape painting
  04/19/24
...
big aggressive kitty cat athletic conference
  04/21/24
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Electric effete internal respiration legal warrant
  04/23/24
Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very diffe...
thriller fear-inspiring nibblets
  04/19/24
Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fir...
Mint milk
  04/19/24
Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear
French hospital
  04/19/24
TT recovered from being put on a PIP. https://xoxohth.com...
Khaki casino
  04/20/24
You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've ha...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around...
Khaki casino
  04/20/24
just ask them to shoot you
Scarlet set toilet seat
  04/20/24
...
diverse clown
  04/20/24
nigger
Emerald liquid oxygen
  04/20/24
Usually thats considered quitting.
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/20/24
Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage o...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just ...
lake stage sex offender
  04/20/24
I suppose I should.
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wol...
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/20/24
I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually ...
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/21/24
Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience? T...
bronze garrison
  04/22/24
What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to sham...
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/22/24
Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thre...
bronze garrison
  04/22/24
Wow i would love to hire that person.
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/23/24
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q...
bronze garrison
  04/22/24
Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments o...
Tantric menage travel guidebook
  04/23/24
Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that s...
bronze garrison
  04/23/24
...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll...
Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  04/20/24
if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork...
Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  04/20/24
Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to q...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and...
Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house
  04/20/24
I already sent the letter.
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
lmao @ brown women
Emerald liquid oxygen
  04/20/24
This would be idiotic 1. You won't get severance if you r...
Erotic shrine ceo
  04/20/24
But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job r...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
By the way, are you an employement lolyer? This is the ba...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/20/24
Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
I made one commit in 6 months
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/20/24
I don't follow, you were in sales?
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Lol
diverse clown
  04/20/24
lol
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Those Products don't just Manage themselves.
excitant cordovan jew therapy
  04/20/24
I'm still laughing at this gem
diverse clown
  04/20/24
I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a ...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
...
Soggy fishy institution jap
  04/20/24
What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were ab...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/20/24
180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip be...
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/20/24
180 Did you major in CS or did you self teach? Why did...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
CS major Amazon sucks I make like 300k now which is f...
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/20/24
That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta,...
bronze garrison
  04/20/24
No just another f500 You can't break in right now. Market...
Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen
  04/21/24
its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few ...
buff whorehouse
  04/21/24
180 thread
spruce location blood rage
  04/21/24
lol at “capitalism”
honey-headed house
  04/23/24


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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms and not in theirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596087)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: bronze garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596115)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Claret know-it-all sanctuary

Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz looking for a new one. Cop unemployment if the end comes prior to you finding a new one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596131)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I would like to take 3-6 months off. There's also a chance that I don't necessarily get fired and I NEED to gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596133)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you’re getting performance fired in commie shithole Europe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596975)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: bronze garrison

They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for everyone to see. Nobody is hitting targets, so I'm guessing everyone must be secretly on a pip. Their goals are unrealistic for the type of product we're selling, we can't fucking sell it to that many people, and competition is fierce.

I think they might be using this just to see if they can squeeze more out of us, but I will use it to get out.

It's funny how everyone hears PIP and immediately thinks you're a loser. The real loser here is the company. They don't sell because the product is shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597012)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: low-t shaky university

the product is shit? you’re shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597269)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: bronze garrison

You're shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597278)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: low-t shaky university

always be closing, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597327)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: bronze garrison

I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results and targets are not being hit by anyone. So lol at your assessment. Why are you letting your rage online and not with a private psychotherapist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597849)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602318)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned one of our highest performers a few years ago because he had a massive windfall client so just sat on his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597341)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Erotic shrine ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597227)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: bearded coral masturbator

LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596132)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: turquoise spot rigpig

what can you do to improve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596135)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Slate razzle pit gaping

Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w people who matter

One time I came into work stinking drunk and threw up in the reception and it was laughed off and joked about for years

Another employee one time came in late and was fast tracked out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596139)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: talking judgmental hell mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596222)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're trying to hit targets that are impossible so they're squeezing the shit out of everyone. I'm sure everyone else is silently being Piped. I want out of here asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596138)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: cream doobsian center

CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literally consistently don’t show up to work and never tell us why they’re absent — even after several warnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596141)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: bronze garrison

You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply to push people to hit targets. If the company fucked up for a long time and wants everyone to shape up fast, they will pip the entire team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596150)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: cream doobsian center

In Europe? LOL sure

Do your fucking job, you lazy bum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596153)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: aquamarine school mediation

You should cry and make a Tik tok about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596278)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: glassy bbw

maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his life in such a way that he ends up in a job where he can be placed on a “pip,” and then (ii) managed that “career” in such a way that he ENDS UP on that pip, does not, in fact, know everything about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596309)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: bronze garrison

You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying jobs where you can never be placed on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597396)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: glassy bbw

anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indignity of a bureaucratic hr shrew pip kabuki dance, as opposed to just talking with whoever is actually making the decision, is ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597771)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: bronze garrison

You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading comp is that shitty. What are those respectable 180 high-paying jobs where there is no chance you'd ever be put on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597775)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: glassy bbw

you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you’re so sensitive on the topic of pips. my point was not to call out the applicability of that system to every potential role at a given level or in a specific industry, but only as to how it might apply to a certain individual in that role or industry. i do wish you luck with your next career failure in waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599003)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: bearded coral masturbator

I have one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599579)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

Ime we just do rifs and get done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597350)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: bronze garrison

That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you fuck them up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597387)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Bipolar Black Woman Twinkling Uncleanness

yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because business as a whole is shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597529)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Multi-colored brunch

He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. That way if he got a PIP on one job he could keep the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597344)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: excitant cordovan jew therapy

yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro here's your unemployment check without the hassle good luck in your future endeavors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596149)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. European company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596151)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: excitant cordovan jew therapy

In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe by European law companies are required to swear a blood oath to Cthulhu that employees cannot be spontaneously terminated for any reason. Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596180)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:03 PM
Author: aquamarine school mediation

Dogshit poast

You’re a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596279)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: bronze garrison

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597020)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: big aggressive kitty cat athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599355)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Trip juggernaut

at my company, we will often give people the option of going on the pip or taking a payout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596168)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597757)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Crawly apoplectic site famous landscape painting

Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just the way it is, tyvm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596202)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: big aggressive kitty cat athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599356)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: Electric effete internal respiration legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604761)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: thriller fear-inspiring nibblets

Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very different. If you were in the U.S., the PIP is very highly leading to termination (assume it's not meant to help you, it's documenting your performance deficiencies and awareness of them to assist the company in defending a lawsuit). That said, if you were in the U.S. and said something like "I don't see these goals as realistic, and am ready to move on, provided you just pay me for the 60 days or whatever the PIP is supposed to last, then I will sign whatever agreement about that" the company would probably be open to it. The company would have to pay you 2 months of salary anyway so just paying you out upfront doesn't hit the bottom line and avoids a bunch of performance management work for everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596331)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597017)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Mint milk

If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596333)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: French hospital

Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596578)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: Khaki casino

TT recovered from being put on a PIP.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3177573&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597025)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: bronze garrison

You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've happened to me. I want to take 3 months off but taking them with the severance > taking them without it. I'm golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597034)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: Khaki casino

No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597038)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: Scarlet set toilet seat

just ask them to shoot you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597035)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: diverse clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597044)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Emerald liquid oxygen

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597060)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

Usually thats considered quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597040)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage of a nice severance package that you would otherwise not get if you quit. I'm offering them a non-disparage agreement for putting me on a pip even though I have very similar results as people not on a pip. I will request 2x the severance. Will I get into shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597079)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: lake stage sex offender

What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just take the severance anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597112)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: bronze garrison

I suppose I should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597120)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wolves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597699)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: bronze garrison

I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without moving a finger. This was so 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597751)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite having higher numbers than someone recently promoted. I have every right to seek compensation for whatever fucking pathetic reason they had for doing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597846)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually knew details of someone being 'pipped' was because the employee was either a) totally incompetent (no shame in this, sometimes people just arent good at their job), or b) theyre a total cancerous shithead no one wants to work with. Companys dont arbitrarily put good dmployees on a pip. But 'muh numbers' whined the nasally shirking kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599340)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience?

Take this thread as an example and pretend it's a workplace environment. Check all the positive comments with helpful advice and then check your own. You're wishing someone a violent death, you're MAF and you're not contributing in any way.

What does that tell you? Basically, you're exactly what you're criticizing and this thread struck a nerve. There are many other reasons people can be pipped, favoritism and getting a new CRO with new targets that are pretty much impossible to achieve are some examples. If I had to make a guess, it would be that the entire leadership changed recently and they are making changes in teams. Whatever that means for them. I'm also not an ass kisser and I will never be, so I'm happy to move on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601080)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to shamelessly exploit shitty laws.

I respect your right to game the system, but you should know its dishonorable kikery. If youre ok with that then more power to you.

Personally i hope they fire you and you get nothing. If you dont like your job, quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601117)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thread who purposely got himself piped to collect 30k from Amazon? I haven't done that. If the decision was made despite work that's comparable to other employees, I'd rather collect money than quit and get fucked.

It sounds like you're MAF no matter what. Are you in HR and get fucked constantly by Veronica type employees? You seem to be the only fuckhead who got triggered by this thread.

In case you don't know the Veronica types: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3GIVKbJ8vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601153)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

Wow i would love to hire that person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604753)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: bronze garrison

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q3NXBybQ==

You will love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602597)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: Tantric menage travel guidebook

Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments of useless black office women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604758)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: bronze garrison

Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that stupid actually? I said it sounds like you’re an HR dumb in a place like that. Hence your inexplicable rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605316)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: bronze garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597145)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll lose out on various benefits after they fire you. 95%+ of PIPs are meant to create a paper trail before firing you to minimize legal risk to the company.

if you're a bitch or desperately need the money work hard at the PIP while working even harder to find something new.

if you don't really give a shit just keep doing what you're doing until you get severance.

if you want to fight it and buy yourself time, fight the PIP and maybe work with an employment shitlawyer. disclose all disabilities. start taking time off for migraines or back pain if you're willing to lie (remember, the company has no problem lying to you). don't sign any PIP paperwork. fight the claims in the PIP. start with a certified letter to HR responding to the PIP with the following:

"This letter is in response to the document/email/etc. submitted to me on <date>. It contains severe factual inaccuracies, to the point of constituting professional negligence. Unless specifically advised to do so by my attorney, I will not sign it because of those discrepancies between that record and the truth. Please resolve this matter promptly.

However, I agree to perform all reasonable duties requested of me, in accordance with the existing job description, commitments made by me to the team or within the company, and as requested in the document provided, insofar as they can they can be accomplished. My insistence on correcting the record does not indicate a refusal to perform requested work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597182)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork, sign it "under duress." put "u.d." at the beginning of the signature.

i have been PIPd once and successfully fought it. ended up being transferred to a new team with new manager, PIP was withdrawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597210)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to quit but there's so much work and pressure that I have zero time to find a new job, so this was great news for me.

I got word that if I passed the pip I could stay, but I refuse to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597287)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Crimson galvanic haunted graveyard step-uncle's house

that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and get all the benefits from getting fired instead of quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597485)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: bronze garrison

I already sent the letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597497)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Emerald liquid oxygen

lmao @ brown women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597212)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Erotic shrine ceo

This would be idiotic

1. You won't get severance if you resign preemptively

2. If you quit without a job lined up, people will assume you were effectively fired for performance anyway. It's always easier to find a new job while you still have a job

3. Your employer wouldn't mention a PIP in future reference calls anyway. Your reason for leaving will be a voluntary resignation in either case.

4. You'd miss out on any chance of getting off the PIP, however tiny

Quitting early makes no sense. Better to look for a new job like crazy while you still have a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597223)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: bronze garrison

But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job right away. So they can think whatever they wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597310)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: bronze garrison

By the way, are you an employement lolyer?

This is the backstory: they axed some guy to send a message, we got a new CFO and he needs to bump company numbers in a short time. So they said the axed guy was not peforming to standards and it was a threat, it was shared in a public channel. I figured these guys are clueless enough to fabricate stuff about how folks are doing.

So, I wrote up this letter laying out how my game is stronger than this one dude they just bumped up. If I hadn't done that, I might be the next one getting axed for no reason at all besides getting used as an example. I have no performance issues. What other options did I have?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597342)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597285)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: bronze garrison

Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597289)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

I made one commit in 6 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597300)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: bronze garrison

I don't follow, you were in sales?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597305)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: diverse clown

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597308)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: bronze garrison

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597312)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: excitant cordovan jew therapy

Those Products don't just Manage themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597348)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: diverse clown

I'm still laughing at this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597351)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: bronze garrison

I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a codepig laughing about someone talking about code in a law bort and others not following? You need to have your intestines ripped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597357)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Soggy fishy institution jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597423)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: bronze garrison

What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were able to last that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597365)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597389)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: bronze garrison

180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another job despite having been pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597398)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip because that means $$$ at pipazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597439)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: bronze garrison

180

Did you major in CS or did you self teach?

Why did you want to get Pipd from Amazon? Did you have to take a job with much lower salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597469)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

CS major

Amazon sucks

I make like 300k now which is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597864)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: bronze garrison

That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta, Google, etc? Who else pays that much?

Can you break into dev without a CS major? I would like to get into Data Analytics, pls advise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597867)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Smoky nighttime organic girlfriend kitchen

No just another f500

You can't break in right now. Market is complete trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599569)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: buff whorehouse

its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few months. dont complicate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599004)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: spruce location blood rage

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599017)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: honey-headed house

lol at “capitalism”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605320)