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Bros, if you're put on PIP can you simply ask to be fired?

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms a...
Dun Area
  04/19/24
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Dun Area
  04/19/24
Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz loo...
Electric pisswyrm
  04/19/24
Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I ...
Dun Area
  04/19/24
Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you&...
slap-happy whorehouse
  04/20/24
They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for e...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
the product is shit? you’re shit
Razzmatazz stage cuckold
  04/20/24
You're shit
Dun Area
  04/20/24
always be closing, friend
Razzmatazz stage cuckold
  04/20/24
I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results ...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?
slap-happy whorehouse
  04/22/24
Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned...
slap-happy whorehouse
  04/20/24
...
Disrespectful bat shit crazy regret
  04/20/24
LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b
mind-boggling crotch
  04/19/24
what can you do to improve?
chest-beating vigorous toaster cumskin
  04/19/24
Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w ...
offensive meetinghouse
  04/19/24
...
pearl home
  04/19/24
Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're...
Dun Area
  04/19/24
CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literall...
idiotic sanctuary
  04/19/24
You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply...
Dun Area
  04/19/24
In Europe? LOL sure Do your fucking job, you lazy bum
idiotic sanctuary
  04/19/24
You should cry and make a Tik tok about it
beady-eyed heaven
  04/19/24
maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his l...
Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage
  04/19/24
You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying job...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indigni...
Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage
  04/20/24
You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading com...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you&rs...
Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage
  04/21/24
I have one of them
mind-boggling crotch
  04/21/24
Ime we just do rifs and get done with it
slap-happy whorehouse
  04/20/24
That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you f...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because b...
slap-happy whorehouse
  04/20/24
He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. Th...
Mentally impaired charcoal liquid oxygen
  04/20/24
yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro h...
Big Federal Corner
  04/19/24
Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. Europe...
Dun Area
  04/19/24
In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe b...
Big Federal Corner
  04/19/24
Dogshit poast You’re a faggot
beady-eyed heaven
  04/19/24
titcr
Dun Area
  04/20/24
...
Carmine senate
  04/21/24
at my company, we will often give people the option of going...
odious pearly plaza
  04/19/24
Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just ...
insane indigo pit
  04/19/24
...
Carmine senate
  04/21/24
...
scarlet reading party
  04/23/24
Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very diffe...
Abusive lascivious scourge upon the earth
  04/19/24
Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.
Dun Area
  04/20/24
If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fir...
Talented degenerate
  04/19/24
Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear
Bronze soul-stirring organic girlfriend
  04/19/24
TT recovered from being put on a PIP. https://xoxohth.com...
pungent mexican international law enforcement agency
  04/20/24
You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've ha...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around...
pungent mexican international law enforcement agency
  04/20/24
just ask them to shoot you
cerebral stubborn haunted graveyard
  04/20/24
...
Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater
  04/20/24
nigger
Yellow medicated box office volcanic crater
  04/20/24
Usually thats considered quitting.
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/20/24
Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage o...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just ...
floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat
  04/20/24
I suppose I should.
Dun Area
  04/20/24
People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wol...
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/20/24
I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually ...
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/21/24
Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience? T...
Dun Area
  04/22/24
What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to sham...
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/22/24
Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thre...
Dun Area
  04/22/24
Wow i would love to hire that person.
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/23/24
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q...
Dun Area
  04/22/24
Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments o...
bespoke gas station hominid
  04/23/24
Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that s...
Dun Area
  04/23/24
...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll...
avocado people who are hurt
  04/20/24
if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork...
avocado people who are hurt
  04/20/24
Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to q...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and...
avocado people who are hurt
  04/20/24
I already sent the letter.
Dun Area
  04/20/24
lmao @ brown women
Yellow medicated box office volcanic crater
  04/20/24
This would be idiotic 1. You won't get severance if you r...
Disrespectful bat shit crazy regret
  04/20/24
But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job r...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
By the way, are you an employement lolyer? This is the ba...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/20/24
Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?
Dun Area
  04/20/24
I made one commit in 6 months
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/20/24
I don't follow, you were in sales?
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Lol
Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater
  04/20/24
lol
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Those Products don't just Manage themselves.
Big Federal Corner
  04/20/24
I'm still laughing at this gem
Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater
  04/20/24
I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a ...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
...
curious station famous landscape painting
  04/20/24
What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were ab...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/20/24
180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip be...
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/20/24
180 Did you major in CS or did you self teach? Why did...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
CS major Amazon sucks I make like 300k now which is f...
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/20/24
That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta,...
Dun Area
  04/20/24
No just another f500 You can't break in right now. Market...
Well-lubricated death wish
  04/21/24
its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few ...
razzle temple
  04/21/24
180 thread
Thirsty crimson university
  04/21/24
lol at “capitalism”
Vivacious national foreskin
  04/23/24


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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:11 PM
Author: Dun Area

Before the pip ends, that way you can finish in YOUR terms and not in theirs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596087)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: Dun Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596115)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Electric pisswyrm

Why would you do that? Ride out the jerb while you blitz looking for a new one. Cop unemployment if the end comes prior to you finding a new one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596131)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Dun Area

Because it's in Europe and I will get 3 months anyway and I would like to take 3-6 months off. There's also a chance that I don't necessarily get fired and I NEED to gtfo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596133)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:42 AM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

Lol how much of a lazy incompetent fuckstick are you if you’re getting performance fired in commie shithole Europe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596975)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:19 AM
Author: Dun Area

They're retarded. The entire team's numbers are public for everyone to see. Nobody is hitting targets, so I'm guessing everyone must be secretly on a pip. Their goals are unrealistic for the type of product we're selling, we can't fucking sell it to that many people, and competition is fierce.

I think they might be using this just to see if they can squeeze more out of us, but I will use it to get out.

It's funny how everyone hears PIP and immediately thinks you're a loser. The real loser here is the company. They don't sell because the product is shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597012)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stage cuckold

the product is shit? you’re shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597269)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:16 AM
Author: Dun Area

You're shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597278)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz stage cuckold

always be closing, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597327)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:13 PM
Author: Dun Area

I can't be shit if everyone in the team has similar results and targets are not being hit by anyone. So lol at your assessment. Why are you letting your rage online and not with a private psychotherapist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597849)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

is the whole team on a PIP you think or just you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602318)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

Maintain your pipeline and keep activity levels up. I canned one of our highest performers a few years ago because he had a massive windfall client so just sat on his ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597341)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Disrespectful bat shit crazy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597227)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: mind-boggling crotch

LJL at getting placed on a PIP. Get better, n00b

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596132)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:48 PM
Author: chest-beating vigorous toaster cumskin

what can you do to improve?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596135)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: offensive meetinghouse

Ime it's impossible to be fired if u become great friends w people who matter

One time I came into work stinking drunk and threw up in the reception and it was laughed off and joked about for years

Another employee one time came in late and was fast tracked out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596139)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:26 PM
Author: pearl home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596222)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Dun Area

Lol fag, my numbers are the same as everyone else's. They're trying to hit targets that are impossible so they're squeezing the shit out of everyone. I'm sure everyone else is silently being Piped. I want out of here asap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596138)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: idiotic sanctuary

CR. The only people we place on PIPs are people who literally consistently don’t show up to work and never tell us why they’re absent — even after several warnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596141)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Dun Area

You don't know jack shit about this. PIPs can be used simply to push people to hit targets. If the company fucked up for a long time and wants everyone to shape up fast, they will pip the entire team.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596150)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: idiotic sanctuary

In Europe? LOL sure

Do your fucking job, you lazy bum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596153)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed heaven

You should cry and make a Tik tok about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596278)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:23 PM
Author: Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage

maybe you should consider that the guy who (i) managed his life in such a way that he ends up in a job where he can be placed on a “pip,” and then (ii) managed that “career” in such a way that he ENDS UP on that pip, does not, in fact, know everything about everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596309)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Dun Area

You seem to know quite a lot. What are those high paying jobs where you can never be placed on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597396)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:35 PM
Author: Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage

anybody can be fired. but being forced to endure the indignity of a bureaucratic hr shrew pip kabuki dance, as opposed to just talking with whoever is actually making the decision, is ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597771)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:38 PM
Author: Dun Area

You seem to have evaded my question, unless your reading comp is that shitty. What are those respectable 180 high-paying jobs where there is no chance you'd ever be put on a pip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597775)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: Fuchsia dashing old irish cottage

you seem to be an autist, which probably explains why you’re so sensitive on the topic of pips. my point was not to call out the applicability of that system to every potential role at a given level or in a specific industry, but only as to how it might apply to a certain individual in that role or industry. i do wish you luck with your next career failure in waiting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599003)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:05 PM
Author: mind-boggling crotch

I have one of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599579)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

Ime we just do rifs and get done with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597350)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Dun Area

That's the best way to do things. Pips can backfire if you fuck them up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597387)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: slap-happy whorehouse

yea you put ppl on plans if they're doing bad, not because business as a whole is shitty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597529)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:35 AM
Author: Mentally impaired charcoal liquid oxygen

He should be both a programmer and also general counsel. That way if he got a PIP on one job he could keep the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597344)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: Big Federal Corner

yeah im sure they're just going to say "haha sure bro here's your unemployment check without the hassle good luck in your future endeavors"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596149)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Dun Area

Thankfully I'm not in Amerikka. So this won't happen. European company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596151)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:13 PM
Author: Big Federal Corner

In that case you'll have the opposite problem as I believe by European law companies are required to swear a blood oath to Cthulhu that employees cannot be spontaneously terminated for any reason. Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596180)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed heaven

Dogshit poast

You’re a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596279)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:23 AM
Author: Dun Area

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597020)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Carmine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599355)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: odious pearly plaza

at my company, we will often give people the option of going on the pip or taking a payout.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596168)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:28 PM
Author: Dun Area

Are you in HR? How do you offer the payout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597757)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: insane indigo pit

Sure, just say "I'm satisfied with my performance just the way it is, tyvm."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596202)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Carmine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599356)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:50 PM
Author: scarlet reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604761)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:33 PM
Author: Abusive lascivious scourge upon the earth

Not sure how it works in Europe, but assume it is very different. If you were in the U.S., the PIP is very highly leading to termination (assume it's not meant to help you, it's documenting your performance deficiencies and awareness of them to assist the company in defending a lawsuit). That said, if you were in the U.S. and said something like "I don't see these goals as realistic, and am ready to move on, provided you just pay me for the 60 days or whatever the PIP is supposed to last, then I will sign whatever agreement about that" the company would probably be open to it. The company would have to pay you 2 months of salary anyway so just paying you out upfront doesn't hit the bottom line and avoids a bunch of performance management work for everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596331)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Dun Area

Credited. This is the way to go and I'll literally do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597017)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 7:34 PM
Author: Talented degenerate

If you were placed on a PIP you have already asked to be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596333)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:46 PM
Author: Bronze soul-stirring organic girlfriend

Turn it around for a year, then youre in the clear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47596578)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: pungent mexican international law enforcement agency

TT recovered from being put on a PIP.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3177573&mc=62&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597025)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Dun Area

You don't get it. The PIP is the best thing that could've happened to me. I want to take 3 months off but taking them with the severance > taking them without it. I'm golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597034)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:37 AM
Author: pungent mexican international law enforcement agency

No, _you_ don’t get it. Rach doesn’t mess around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597038)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:34 AM
Author: cerebral stubborn haunted graveyard

just ask them to shoot you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597035)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597044)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Yellow medicated box office volcanic crater

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597060)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

Usually thats considered quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597040)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:54 AM
Author: Dun Area

Right, though once you're in a PIP, you can take advantage of a nice severance package that you would otherwise not get if you quit. I'm offering them a non-disparage agreement for putting me on a pip even though I have very similar results as people not on a pip. I will request 2x the severance. Will I get into shit?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597079)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:13 AM
Author: floppy bawdyhouse kitty cat

What if you get another jerb while on the pip, can you just take the severance anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597112)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: Dun Area

I suppose I should.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597120)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:04 PM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

People like you should be beaten and left to be eaten by wolves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597699)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Dun Area

I fucking love it when I manage to get someone livid without moving a finger. This was so 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597751)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Dun Area

Did you even bother to read what I wrote? I was Pipd despite having higher numbers than someone recently promoted. I have every right to seek compensation for whatever fucking pathetic reason they had for doing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597846)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

Every situation in a corporate environment where i actually knew details of someone being 'pipped' was because the employee was either a) totally incompetent (no shame in this, sometimes people just arent good at their job), or b) theyre a total cancerous shithead no one wants to work with. Companys dont arbitrarily put good dmployees on a pip. But 'muh numbers' whined the nasally shirking kike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599340)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Dun Area

Lmao, so this is all about *your* personal experience?

Take this thread as an example and pretend it's a workplace environment. Check all the positive comments with helpful advice and then check your own. You're wishing someone a violent death, you're MAF and you're not contributing in any way.

What does that tell you? Basically, you're exactly what you're criticizing and this thread struck a nerve. There are many other reasons people can be pipped, favoritism and getting a new CRO with new targets that are pretty much impossible to achieve are some examples. If I had to make a guess, it would be that the entire leadership changed recently and they are making changes in teams. Whatever that means for them. I'm also not an ass kisser and I will never be, so I'm happy to move on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601080)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 8:45 AM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

What i see is a bunch of jews vomparing notes on how to shamelessly exploit shitty laws.

I respect your right to game the system, but you should know its dishonorable kikery. If youre ok with that then more power to you.

Personally i hope they fire you and you get nothing. If you dont like your job, quit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601117)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 9:06 AM
Author: Dun Area

Why aren't you more MAF at the guy at the bottom of the thread who purposely got himself piped to collect 30k from Amazon? I haven't done that. If the decision was made despite work that's comparable to other employees, I'd rather collect money than quit and get fucked.

It sounds like you're MAF no matter what. Are you in HR and get fucked constantly by Veronica type employees? You seem to be the only fuckhead who got triggered by this thread.

In case you don't know the Veronica types: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3GIVKbJ8vn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47601153)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

Wow i would love to hire that person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604753)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:49 PM
Author: Dun Area

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2c_onkJ7Ll/?igsh=MWJxMXFud3Q3NXBybQ==

You will love this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47602597)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:49 PM
Author: bespoke gas station hominid

Congratulations on identifying with the childish arguments of useless black office women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47604758)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:11 PM
Author: Dun Area

Do you purposely misunderstand things or you’re that stupid actually? I said it sounds like you’re an HR dumb in a place like that. Hence your inexplicable rage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605316)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: Dun Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597145)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:45 AM
Author: avocado people who are hurt

don't quit on a PIP unless you find a new job because you'll lose out on various benefits after they fire you. 95%+ of PIPs are meant to create a paper trail before firing you to minimize legal risk to the company.

if you're a bitch or desperately need the money work hard at the PIP while working even harder to find something new.

if you don't really give a shit just keep doing what you're doing until you get severance.

if you want to fight it and buy yourself time, fight the PIP and maybe work with an employment shitlawyer. disclose all disabilities. start taking time off for migraines or back pain if you're willing to lie (remember, the company has no problem lying to you). don't sign any PIP paperwork. fight the claims in the PIP. start with a certified letter to HR responding to the PIP with the following:

"This letter is in response to the document/email/etc. submitted to me on <date>. It contains severe factual inaccuracies, to the point of constituting professional negligence. Unless specifically advised to do so by my attorney, I will not sign it because of those discrepancies between that record and the truth. Please resolve this matter promptly.

However, I agree to perform all reasonable duties requested of me, in accordance with the existing job description, commitments made by me to the team or within the company, and as requested in the document provided, insofar as they can they can be accomplished. My insistence on correcting the record does not indicate a refusal to perform requested work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597182)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: avocado people who are hurt

if they threaten to fire you if you don't sign PIP paperwork, sign it "under duress." put "u.d." at the beginning of the signature.

i have been PIPd once and successfully fought it. ended up being transferred to a new team with new manager, PIP was withdrawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597210)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Dun Area

Dude, I cannot stand one more day in this job. I wanted to quit but there's so much work and pressure that I have zero time to find a new job, so this was great news for me.

I got word that if I passed the pip I could stay, but I refuse to stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597287)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: avocado people who are hurt

that's why i gave you multiple options. just ride it out and get all the benefits from getting fired instead of quitting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597485)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:43 PM
Author: Dun Area

I already sent the letter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597497)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Yellow medicated box office volcanic crater

lmao @ brown women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597212)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Disrespectful bat shit crazy regret

This would be idiotic

1. You won't get severance if you resign preemptively

2. If you quit without a job lined up, people will assume you were effectively fired for performance anyway. It's always easier to find a new job while you still have a job

3. Your employer wouldn't mention a PIP in future reference calls anyway. Your reason for leaving will be a voluntary resignation in either case.

4. You'd miss out on any chance of getting off the PIP, however tiny

Quitting early makes no sense. Better to look for a new job like crazy while you still have a job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597223)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Dun Area

But I want to take 2 months off, I don't want to get a job right away. So they can think whatever they wish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597310)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Dun Area

By the way, are you an employement lolyer?

This is the backstory: they axed some guy to send a message, we got a new CFO and he needs to bump company numbers in a short time. So they said the axed guy was not peforming to standards and it was a threat, it was shared in a public channel. I figured these guys are clueless enough to fabricate stuff about how folks are doing.

So, I wrote up this letter laying out how my game is stronger than this one dude they just bumped up. If I hadn't done that, I might be the next one getting axed for no reason at all besides getting used as an example. I have no performance issues. What other options did I have?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597342)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

I got PIPd from Amazon and got 30k to leave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597285)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Dun Area

Were you underperforming? Why did you get Pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597289)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

I made one commit in 6 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597300)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: Dun Area

I don't follow, you were in sales?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597305)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597308)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: Dun Area

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597312)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:36 AM
Author: Big Federal Corner

Those Products don't just Manage themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597348)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Awkward Dull Round Eye Theater

I'm still laughing at this gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597351)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: Dun Area

I'm not in coding, retard. This is a law board. So you're a codepig laughing about someone talking about code in a law bort and others not following? You need to have your intestines ripped out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597357)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: curious station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597423)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Dun Area

What did you do the rest of the time? Crazy that you were able to last that long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597365)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:56 AM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

Nothing really. It was WFH so I just did whatever I wanted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597389)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Dun Area

180 and what are you doing now? Were you able to get another job despite having been pipd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597398)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

Another dev job WFH, yeah I was really happy to get a pip because that means $$$ at pipazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597439)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Dun Area

180

Did you major in CS or did you self teach?

Why did you want to get Pipd from Amazon? Did you have to take a job with much lower salary?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597469)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

CS major

Amazon sucks

I make like 300k now which is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597864)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Dun Area

That's fucking 180, man. Are you at a top company like Meta, Google, etc? Who else pays that much?

Can you break into dev without a CS major? I would like to get into Data Analytics, pls advise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47597867)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: Well-lubricated death wish

No just another f500

You can't break in right now. Market is complete trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599569)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: razzle temple

its a sign to just apply for other jobs and slack for a few months. dont complicate this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599004)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Thirsty crimson university

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47599017)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: Vivacious national foreskin

lol at “capitalism”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519504&forum_id=2#47605320)