Least pozzed out non-catholic/orthodox denomination?
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other options?
Wife has an aversion to catholicism/orthodox.
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: hilarious violent marketing idea internal respiration
My first suggestion is to beat your wife
And make her reconsider her aversion.
But any hyper-Calvinist church will do
Just find whoever's holding signs at college.
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:21 AM Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
"i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially" well this part is cr at least. hie to nearest sede chapel. sspx might be ok too
if you really have to go protestant, confessional lutherans(LCMS is biggest in the US, there are others around in some regions) are the only non retard option. they dont ordain women.
i guess theres also those weird trad "anglican" places that arent associated with the episcopal church or CoE
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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:41 AM Author: Red newt range
organized protestantism is faggot
just join a local baptist church or something
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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:31 AM Author: azure pungent school
"my wife told me what religion i can be"
wtf
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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: clear goal in life
I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for ELCA. ELCA was formed in the 80's from a merger of 3 denominations. All three predecessor denominations began allowing the ordination of women in the 70's.
If you ask me, I think ELCA's stance on that issue has rendered them openly heretical since their inception.
Confessional Lutheran denominations (in the US this primarily means LCMS and WELS) are some of the least "pozzed" protestant denominations that you'll find.
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Date: April 21st, 2024 2:43 AM Author: talking violet center
LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Protestant churches. ECLA has gone shitlib. Can’t really say they are Lutheran anymore, maybe not even Christian. WELS is supposedly not shitlib too.
Anabaptists: Some of the mennonites are basically mainstream.
LDS if that’s your thing.
All the Presbyterians are shitlib. It’s all social justice. Anglican, Methodist, Quaker even are the same.
Most people in your situation go non-denominational or baptist, which are functionally the same thing.
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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church.
Are they woke? Or is it like lutherans where theres a heretical branch and a straight branch?
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:16 AM Author: dat snoot
google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and click their beliefs statement on their website.
If they are pozzed there will be language about inclusion, marginalized people, LGBTQ etc.
if traditional, there will be copy paste statements like:
We believe that God formed man from the dust of the ground and breathed life into him (Gen. 2:7). God created men and women in His own image (Gen. 1:26), distinct in gender and roles (Gen. 1:27; 2:18, 21-24 1 Cor. 11:7-9; 1 Tim. 2:12-14), but equal in worth, dignity, and inheritance (1 Pet. 3:7, Gal. 3:28), with wonderful and permanent intention, (Ps. 139:13-16), in knowledge, righteousness, and holiness (Eccles. 7:29; Eph. 4:24), requiring of man the obedience that was God’s due (1 John 2:6). It was by willfully disobeying God that man fell into sin and misery (Gen. 2:17; Rom. 1:19-32).
We believe that God wonderfully and immutably creates each person as either male or female. These two distinct, complementary sexes together reflect the image and nature of God (Gen. 1:26-27). Rejection of one’s biological sex is a rejection of the image of God within that person.
We believe that the term “marriage” has only one meaning: the uniting of one man and one woman in a single, exclusive union, as delineated in Scripture (Gen. 2:18-25). We believe that God intends sexual intimacy to occur only between a man and a woman who are married to each other (1 Cor. 6:18; 7:2-5; Heb. 13:4). We believe that God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of a marriage between a man and a woman.
We believe that any form of sexual immorality (including adultery, fornication, homosexual behavior, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, or use of pornography) is sinful and offensive to God (Matt. 15:18- 20; 1 Cor. 6:9-10).
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