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Least pozzed out non-catholic/orthodox denomination?

Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/20/24
Your question contains the answer; since you know that ELCA ...
charcoal heaven puppy
  04/20/24
My first suggestion is to beat your wife And make her recon...
hilarious violent marketing idea internal respiration
  04/20/24
How do i tell which church near me is ,"hyper calvinist...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/20/24
Most fundie baptists fit the bill, I think. Before you Goog...
hilarious violent marketing idea internal respiration
  04/20/24
What is her aversion to those 2? It may inform the answer
Vibrant piazza
  04/20/24
She was brought up to call catholics "beads," and ...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/20/24
I can't keep all the Lutheran sects straight, but I know som...
Vibrant piazza
  04/20/24
"i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as ...
big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/20/24
Ty lcms seems like an option
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/20/24
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charcoal heaven puppy
  04/20/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4tkiW94fk
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  04/20/24
Your wife seems racist. You can probably get the marriage an...
Excitant set people who are hurt
  04/20/24
organized protestantism is faggot just join a local bapti...
Red newt range
  04/20/24
start your own
self-centered juggernaut
  04/20/24
how far into the weeds of calvinist theology do you want to ...
opaque electric yarmulke location
  04/20/24
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Bistre lascivious office giraffe
  04/20/24
How about a missouri synod lutheran church? Have they been s...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/20/24
"my wife told me what religion i can be" wtf
azure pungent school
  04/20/24
tbf this is how many pagans were converted to Xtianity
Bistre lascivious office giraffe
  04/20/24
“anything to shut yo-make you happy, honey”: onc...
Titillating Love Of Her Life Base
  04/21/24
How do I be non-pozzed (btw I am 100% committed to being poz...
sapphire laughsome sandwich
  04/20/24
It's only russian orthodox. Priests gave out religious exemp...
arousing native pisswyrm
  04/20/24
because the tradition is intrinsically valuable and brings y...
opaque electric yarmulke location
  04/20/24
Did you read the op? That's not where we are.
arousing native pisswyrm
  04/20/24
You don't need exemptions. Just tell the fags who think they...
Excitant set people who are hurt
  04/20/24
Right but some of us have jobs'n shit.
arousing native pisswyrm
  04/20/24
Assyrian Church of the East
swashbuckling den
  04/20/24
Reformed probably
Hairless Stirring Pozpig Digit Ratio
  04/20/24
there's only one church of christ. kneel to the holy father,...
mentally impaired aquamarine theatre
  04/20/24
LOL @ letting a woman tell you what religion you can be. Ex...
Irate stimulating forum
  04/20/24
cr also lol @ worshiping a jew
Green Point
  04/20/24
I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for E...
clear goal in life
  04/20/24
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big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/20/24
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charcoal heaven puppy
  04/20/24
Just check out some local non denominationals. If you're in ...
glittery stag film
  04/20/24
Not enough focus on weird ancient rituals imo
Bistre lascivious office giraffe
  04/20/24
tp
glittery stag film
  04/20/24
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rambunctious swollen water buffalo meetinghouse
  04/20/24
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opaque electric yarmulke location
  04/20/24
cr
charcoal heaven puppy
  04/20/24
Are there any SSPX options available if you do not have a ph...
bonkers heady tanning salon
  04/20/24
Calvary chapel is a good one. Guess they are non-denominatio...
milky flickering chapel immigrant
  04/21/24
theyre a weird one. still generally pretty conservative desp...
big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/21/24
LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Prot...
talking violet center
  04/21/24
The non denom/baptist churches ive seen are really fucking w...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/21/24
Never been to one, but they vary greatly.
talking violet center
  04/21/24
Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church. A...
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/24/24
yes pcusa is pretty gay but pca and others like opc arent so...
big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/24/24
Fuck how about mainstream methodists?
Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn
  04/24/24
lmao. i remember going to one(united methodist) a couple tim...
big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy
  04/25/24
Update: UMC officially came out as gay yesterday.
Senior Ethics Official
  05/03/24
How about the evangelical free church of america (efca)
Senior Ethics Official
  04/30/24
The anabaptist thing founded in 2019 that MASE attends
So we looked at the data
  04/30/24
google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and ...
dat snoot
  05/03/24


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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:21 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

Sounds like elca lutherans are skinsuited. What are my other options?

Wife has an aversion to catholicism/orthodox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597015)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: charcoal heaven puppy

Your question contains the answer; since you know that ELCA Lutherans are totally skinsuited you probably also know that Confessional Lutherans are not. LCMS, WELS, ELS, CLC, a bunch smaller.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597560)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: hilarious violent marketing idea internal respiration

My first suggestion is to beat your wife

And make her reconsider her aversion.

But any hyper-Calvinist church will do

Just find whoever's holding signs at college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597027)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

How do i tell which church near me is ,"hyper calvinist" thats not exactly something I can google

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597033)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:35 AM
Author: hilarious violent marketing idea internal respiration

Most fundie baptists fit the bill, I think.

Before you Google, can you beat your wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597036)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Vibrant piazza

What is her aversion to those 2? It may inform the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597032)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:38 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

She was brought up to call catholics "beads," and looks down on them, associates them with totemistic brown people/mexicans. More philosophically i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially, and would prefer a teaching that allows for more personal interpretation. She could probably be persuaded if theres no other options.

I just want a church nearby that wont be pushing homosrxuality and transgenderism on my kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597039)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Vibrant piazza

I can't keep all the Lutheran sects straight, but I know some of them are pretty based. I wouldn't go Baptist-- too dumb. Any Fundamentalist sect is based but also, again, dumb. Catholicism is like that IQ distribution meme-- sure a lot of dumbs, etc. but, at the high end, it is pretty credited. And who gives a shit about the hierarchy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597049)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy

"i think we both view the catholic church hierarchy as totally corrupt, morally and financially" well this part is cr at least. hie to nearest sede chapel. sspx might be ok too

if you really have to go protestant, confessional lutherans(LCMS is biggest in the US, there are others around in some regions) are the only non retard option. they dont ordain women.

i guess theres also those weird trad "anglican" places that arent associated with the episcopal church or CoE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597128)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

Ty lcms seems like an option

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597138)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: charcoal heaven puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597562)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: bisexual ultramarine mad cow disease affirmative action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd4tkiW94fk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597506)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: Excitant set people who are hurt

Your wife seems racist. You can probably get the marriage annulled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597863)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Red newt range

organized protestantism is faggot

just join a local baptist church or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597041)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:45 AM
Author: self-centered juggernaut

start your own

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597052)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: opaque electric yarmulke location

how far into the weeds of calvinist theology do you want to get here, OP? you could go to nearby presbyterian churches, see which HRE prince elector's court theologian's catechism they use, parse it to see if it's pozzed or not, then judge from there. as a lawfag, you should be well-equipped for major disputes about minor differences. or as stated above, you could beat your wife and go to a traditionalist catholic/orthodox church. gl either way, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597133)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Bistre lascivious office giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597141)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

How about a missouri synod lutheran church? Have they been skinsuited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597136)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:31 AM
Author: azure pungent school

"my wife told me what religion i can be"

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597139)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: Bistre lascivious office giraffe

tbf this is how many pagans were converted to Xtianity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597142)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Titillating Love Of Her Life Base

“anything to shut yo-make you happy, honey”: once and future primary driving force between human progress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599312)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:27 AM
Author: sapphire laughsome sandwich

How do I be non-pozzed (btw I am 100% committed to being pozzed)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597320)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: arousing native pisswyrm

It's only russian orthodox. Priests gave out religious exemptions for vaccines like candy. If your priest won't do that, why bother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597380)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:00 PM
Author: opaque electric yarmulke location

because the tradition is intrinsically valuable and brings you closer to the light of god--towards the transcendental true, the beautiful, and the good--regardless of whatever gains or detriments it brings in this world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597397)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: arousing native pisswyrm

Did you read the op? That's not where we are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598535)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Excitant set people who are hurt

You don't need exemptions. Just tell the fags who think they have the right to ask that you don't want their damn shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597870)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: arousing native pisswyrm

Right but some of us have jobs'n shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598537)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: swashbuckling den

Assyrian Church of the East

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597531)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:07 PM
Author: Hairless Stirring Pozpig Digit Ratio

Reformed probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597548)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:08 PM
Author: mentally impaired aquamarine theatre

there's only one church of christ. kneel to the holy father, heretic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597556)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:25 PM
Author: Irate stimulating forum

LOL @ letting a woman tell you what religion you can be.

Example # 6 million of how women aren't the issue, but weak men like the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597613)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Green Point

cr also lol @ worshiping a jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597626)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 2:01 PM
Author: clear goal in life

I don't think "skinsuited" is the right word for ELCA. ELCA was formed in the 80's from a merger of 3 denominations. All three predecessor denominations began allowing the ordination of women in the 70's.

If you ask me, I think ELCA's stance on that issue has rendered them openly heretical since their inception.

Confessional Lutheran denominations (in the US this primarily means LCMS and WELS) are some of the least "pozzed" protestant denominations that you'll find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597696)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597873)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: charcoal heaven puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598945)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: glittery stag film

Just check out some local non denominationals. If you're in a community that isn't all pozzed out it's just normal ppl who dont believe in trannyism and probably don't like beaners. Catholic church seems cool and stuff but I think there's way too much focus on a bunch of weird ancient rituals idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47597878)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Bistre lascivious office giraffe

Not enough focus on weird ancient rituals imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598053)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 5:30 PM
Author: glittery stag film

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598141)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: rambunctious swollen water buffalo meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598263)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 8:29 PM
Author: opaque electric yarmulke location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598545)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 11:48 PM
Author: charcoal heaven puppy

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598947)



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Date: April 20th, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: bonkers heady tanning salon

Are there any SSPX options available if you do not have a physical

Church nearby?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47598668)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: milky flickering chapel immigrant

Calvary chapel is a good one. Guess they are non-denominational. Def not skin suited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599005)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 9:02 AM
Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy

theyre a weird one. still generally pretty conservative despite a bunch of their early figures being hippies including homosexual lonnie frisbee who died from grids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599354)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 2:43 AM
Author: talking violet center

LCMS is probably the most conservative of the main line Protestant churches. ECLA has gone shitlib. Can’t really say they are Lutheran anymore, maybe not even Christian. WELS is supposedly not shitlib too.

Anabaptists: Some of the mennonites are basically mainstream.

LDS if that’s your thing.

All the Presbyterians are shitlib. It’s all social justice. Anglican, Methodist, Quaker even are the same.

Most people in your situation go non-denominational or baptist, which are functionally the same thing.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599172)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 8:31 AM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

The non denom/baptist churches ive seen are really fucking weird and frankly felt embarrassing just to attend. Totally undignified. People standing up and rapturing and shit. Seemed gay in its own way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599332)



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Date: April 21st, 2024 11:24 AM
Author: talking violet center

Never been to one, but they vary greatly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47599523)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

Need xoxo's wisdom as regards the presbyterian church.

Are they woke? Or is it like lutherans where theres a heretical branch and a straight branch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47607853)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:53 PM
Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy

yes pcusa is pretty gay but pca and others like opc arent so much.

but ljl at presbyterian theology

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47607893)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 10:40 PM
Author: Mahogany Concupiscible Pit Azn

Fuck how about mainstream methodists?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47608099)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: big-titted abnormal bawdyhouse ladyboy

lmao. i remember going to one(united methodist) a couple times in the 90s and even back then one of the "pastors" was a woman. drove by the place a few months ago and there was rainbow shit painted all over the parking lot and on the sign.

they might be almost as gay as episcopalians these days. not as evil though. episcopalian/anglican liturgy with the types of people they have dressed up as priests is an insane mockery of the real thing and basically a satanic ritual imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47608562)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:51 AM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

Update: UMC officially came out as gay yesterday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47630573)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: Senior Ethics Official

How about the evangelical free church of america (efca)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623200)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:47 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

The anabaptist thing founded in 2019 that MASE attends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47623205)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:16 AM
Author: dat snoot

google non-denominational evangelical churches near you and click their beliefs statement on their website.

If they are pozzed there will be language about inclusion, marginalized people, LGBTQ etc.

if traditional, there will be copy paste statements like:

We believe that God formed man from the dust of the ground and breathed life into him (Gen. 2:7). God created men and women in His own image (Gen. 1:26), distinct in gender and roles (Gen. 1:27; 2:18, 21-24 1 Cor. 11:7-9; 1 Tim. 2:12-14), but equal in worth, dignity, and inheritance (1 Pet. 3:7, Gal. 3:28), with wonderful and permanent intention, (Ps. 139:13-16), in knowledge, righteousness, and holiness (Eccles. 7:29; Eph. 4:24), requiring of man the obedience that was God’s due (1 John 2:6). It was by willfully disobeying God that man fell into sin and misery (Gen. 2:17; Rom. 1:19-32).

We believe that God wonderfully and immutably creates each person as either male or female. These two distinct, complementary sexes together reflect the image and nature of God (Gen. 1:26-27). Rejection of one’s biological sex is a rejection of the image of God within that person.

We believe that the term “marriage” has only one meaning: the uniting of one man and one woman in a single, exclusive union, as delineated in Scripture (Gen. 2:18-25). We believe that God intends sexual intimacy to occur only between a man and a woman who are married to each other (1 Cor. 6:18; 7:2-5; Heb. 13:4). We believe that God has commanded that no intimate sexual activity be engaged in outside of a marriage between a man and a woman.

We believe that any form of sexual immorality (including adultery, fornication, homosexual behavior, bisexual conduct, bestiality, incest, or use of pornography) is sinful and offensive to God (Matt. 15:18- 20; 1 Cor. 6:9-10).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5519645&forum_id=2#47630642)