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Wife lost my benchmade 940. What should I do?

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hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/22/24
I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocke...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/22/24
Do you like the civivi?
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/22/24
My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own perso...
arousing theater stage private investor
  04/22/24
still waiting on it
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/23/24
got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/24/24
any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi ...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/25/24
I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in m...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/25/24
pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIV...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/25/24
Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I wo...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/25/24
cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?
Insecure giraffe
  04/22/24
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hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/22/24
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Trump is the Lib Killer
  05/01/24
you can buy another one at the gas station
pearl electric parlour
  04/22/24
Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 ...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/22/24
? gas stations sell those
pearl electric parlour
  04/22/24
No they fucking don't.
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/22/24
yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are...
pearl electric parlour
  04/22/24
Can confirm. Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in...
arousing theater stage private investor
  04/22/24
the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialt...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/23/24
are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper a...
French Lascivious Institution
  04/24/24
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arousing theater stage private investor
  04/25/24
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Disgusting ruddy foreskin dog poop
  04/25/24
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Cobalt curious cuckoldry
  04/25/24
Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade cust...
Indecent piazza
  04/22/24
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arousing theater stage private investor
  04/22/24
more like bitchmade 120, amirite?
wonderful nibblets
  04/23/24
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Bisexual Range
  04/24/24
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pearl electric parlour
  04/25/24
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Trump is the Lib Killer
  05/01/24
this thread made me look up what models my knives are and th...
Maize outnumbered lodge dopamine
  04/23/24
yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thi...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/23/24
any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i...
Maize outnumbered lodge dopamine
  04/24/24
Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have in...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/24/24
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hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/23/24
Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my...
Spectacular jewess
  04/23/24
lol get the wife some cheap box cutters
French Lascivious Institution
  04/24/24
She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that...
Spectacular jewess
  04/24/24
wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon
topaz deep base
  04/24/24
The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are ...
Indecent piazza
  04/24/24
HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade mad...
Spectacular jewess
  04/24/24
Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting ...
Indecent piazza
  04/25/24
LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is ...
Spectacular jewess
  04/25/24
I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit...
Indecent piazza
  04/26/24
None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonom...
Spectacular jewess
  04/26/24
Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they ...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/25/24
S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don&r...
Indecent piazza
  04/26/24
Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retenti...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/26/24
great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded a...
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/25/24
(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhanc...
Cobalt curious cuckoldry
  04/25/24
Benchmades are complete flame It's the preferred knife for...
pearl electric parlour
  04/25/24
Benchmade is basically a boomer tax
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/25/24
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Provocative Kitty
  04/26/24
they're $200, don't be a faggot
razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface
  04/25/24
imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of ...
razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface
  04/25/24
I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them w...
Obsidian theatre athletic conference
  04/25/24
Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you ...
Indecent piazza
  04/26/24
ever heard of a box cutter? and for opening mail u don't ...
razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface
  04/26/24
A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister p...
Indecent piazza
  04/26/24
Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're a...
seedy dun shrine genital piercing
  04/26/24
you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now
charcoal infuriating church building
  04/26/24
lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife be...
topaz deep base
  04/28/24
Lol I'm such a goy!
hairraiser honey-headed double fault
  04/28/24
you need to carry it EVERY DAY
topaz deep base
  04/28/24
I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still ha...
Drunkard
  04/30/24
does anyone ever laugh at you?
"''"'"'""'""
  04/30/24
everyone loves a knifeman.
dat snoot
  04/30/24
No, I have a knife (and gun).
Drunkard
  05/01/24


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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602387)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocket thing that I’ve had for years.

Bought a civvi cleaver style EDC with bright red handle for $30 on sale to replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602391)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Do you like the civivi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602460)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: arousing theater stage private investor

My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own personal collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602546)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

still waiting on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603918)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G-10. Lock is the only part that doesn't seem premium. 6/10 IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606783)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi with micarta inlay and tanto blade, s45vn steel for $450?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608279)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in my life today for slightly more than that (fancy driving sim with really strong force feedback)

Naw im good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608284)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:40 AM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIVIVI-Mini-Mastodon-Liner-Lock--115278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608272)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I would ever buy that thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608313)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Insecure giraffe

cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602395)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602457)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624153)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: pearl electric parlour

you can buy another one at the gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602459)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 when I bought it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602462)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: pearl electric parlour

?

gas stations sell those

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602463)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

No they fucking don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602464)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: pearl electric parlour

yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are you some kind of retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602468)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: arousing theater stage private investor

Can confirm.

Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in Texas for $19.99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602482)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialty knife stores. Not gas stations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603920)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: French Lascivious Institution

are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper at a gas station.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606226)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: arousing theater stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608265)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Disgusting ruddy foreskin dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608385)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Cobalt curious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608390)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: Indecent piazza

Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade custom shop now).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602534)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: arousing theater stage private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602544)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: wonderful nibblets

more like bitchmade 120, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603939)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: Bisexual Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607924)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: pearl electric parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609186)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Trump is the Lib Killer (TDNW)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Maize outnumbered lodge dopamine

this thread made me look up what models my knives are and their currently prices. lol, holy shit, these things have gone up in value....565sbk mini freek (a lot), a 525sgry-1 bugout (a little)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603958)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thing I basically have everything that i ever wanted (except a legit Winkler fixed blade)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603960)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: Maize outnumbered lodge dopamine

any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i'd guess that demand might have gone down post pandemic with people not online buying stuff constantly, but i could be wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606199)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have increased their prices about 30% from pre-pandemic pricing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606254)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604711)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular jewess

Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my knives to open packages then leaves them around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604716)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: French Lascivious Institution

lol get the wife some cheap box cutters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606227)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Spectacular jewess

She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that back to be when you're done." "Sure!" (She won't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607954)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: topaz deep base

wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606260)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Indecent piazza

The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are just pissed they have to pay a premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607849)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Spectacular jewess

HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade made that one too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608227)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Indecent piazza

Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting to see how popular it is among other brands, but I still like benchmade the best. The only quibble, and it’s very minor because, frankly it’s not that much of an advantage over say S30v, but benchmade needs more magnacut. I strongly dislike S90v. Why I bought one with it I have no idea. M4 is really nice, I got the bladehq 940 in M4 when it was available, but you have to touch up the edge as it micro corrodes or something. Magnacut seems like it is really pretty good, but how much better than S30v? I don’t think I care enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608330)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Spectacular jewess

LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is my EDC and has been for 10+ years. I have some SOG knives that I like and a Spyderco Autonomy 2 automatic. The HK is my only Benchmade and I don't see any other Benchmades that I love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609177)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Indecent piazza

I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit, I can spend money on knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610575)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Spectacular jewess

None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonomy 2 is like a $300 knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611623)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they need to move on from s30v.

Spyderco's base steel in most models is now s45vn but they make variants of their US models in pretty much any steel you want. So I guess somewhat they can point to better materials for their price hikes. Benchmade? Same exact shit but now 30% more expensive.

That said, the steel nerd bullshit is mostly a marketing scam. Every couple years the current super steel becomes ubiquitous and something else comes along to replace it. Couple years ago it was m390/20cv/204p Now it's BIGDICKMAGNACUT bc it can be heat treated to motherfucking 63 HRC!

In reality, hardly anyone is using their $500 knife enough to notice the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609816)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Indecent piazza

S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don’t see much advantage to one over another. Magnacut seems like a small step up mainly in corrosion resistance but I have not seen a spec of rust on S30v or S35v.

S90v and s110v I don’t understand the appeal at all. Maybe if you never want to sharpen and all you use the knife for is cutting paper?

M4 I like. Only thing I have noticed is the edge gets visibly darker as in some form of oxidation no longer a mirror finish. But whatever. It still cuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611300)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retention and toughness for most pocket knife users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611894)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608236)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: Cobalt curious cuckoldry

(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhancement" pills)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608392)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: pearl electric parlour

Benchmades are complete flame

It's the preferred knife for male-to-male transexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609286)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Benchmade is basically a boomer tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609502)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Provocative Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610574)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface

they're $200, don't be a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609507)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface

imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609509)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: Obsidian theatre athletic conference

I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them were for hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609822)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Indecent piazza

Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you not need to stab people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610573)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ungodly ratface

ever heard of a box cutter?

and for opening mail u don't need anything besides your hands. it's weird people don't know how to open envelopes from the side with their finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611278)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Indecent piazza

A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister packs, and everything else with your hands if you try enough, but a knife makes all this easy and why not have a nice knife rather than a shitty plastic box cutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611284)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: seedy dun shrine genital piercing

Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610793)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: charcoal infuriating church building

you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611294)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: topaz deep base

lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife because knife manufacturers started marketing their products as “EDC” LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47614983)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: hairraiser honey-headed double fault

Lol I'm such a goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615000)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: topaz deep base

you need to carry it EVERY DAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615085)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:25 AM
Author: Drunkard

I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still have that knife. A victorinox spartan with black scales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47620558)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: "''"'"'""'""

does anyone ever laugh at you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47620940)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: dat snoot

everyone loves a knifeman.

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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 AM
Author: Drunkard

No, I have a knife (and gun).

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