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Wife lost my benchmade 940. What should I do?

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Bipolar pit persian
  04/22/24
I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocke...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/22/24
Do you like the civivi?
Bipolar pit persian
  04/22/24
My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own perso...
Ruddy Violent Chapel
  04/22/24
still waiting on it
Pearly doobsian office
  04/23/24
got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/24/24
any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi ...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/25/24
I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in m...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/25/24
pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIV...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/25/24
Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I wo...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/25/24
cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?
Lascivious Lay
  04/22/24
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Bipolar pit persian
  04/22/24
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Maize turdskin
  05/01/24
you can buy another one at the gas station
Talking new version
  04/22/24
Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 ...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/22/24
? gas stations sell those
Talking new version
  04/22/24
No they fucking don't.
Bipolar pit persian
  04/22/24
yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are...
Talking new version
  04/22/24
Can confirm. Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in...
Ruddy Violent Chapel
  04/22/24
the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialt...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/23/24
are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper a...
Impressive iridescent pistol
  04/24/24
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Ruddy Violent Chapel
  04/25/24
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misanthropic comical tattoo
  04/25/24
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Costumed location toaster
  04/25/24
Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade cust...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/22/24
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Ruddy Violent Chapel
  04/22/24
more like bitchmade 120, amirite?
insanely creepy business firm pisswyrm
  04/23/24
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cerebral crimson community account
  04/24/24
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Talking new version
  04/25/24
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Maize turdskin
  05/01/24
this thread made me look up what models my knives are and th...
angry library kitty cat
  04/23/24
yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thi...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/23/24
any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i...
angry library kitty cat
  04/24/24
Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have in...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/24/24
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Bipolar pit persian
  04/23/24
Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my...
Cordovan passionate cuckoldry
  04/23/24
lol get the wife some cheap box cutters
Impressive iridescent pistol
  04/24/24
She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that...
Cordovan passionate cuckoldry
  04/24/24
wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon
Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy
  04/24/24
The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are ...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/24/24
HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade mad...
Cordovan passionate cuckoldry
  04/24/24
Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting ...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/25/24
LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is ...
Cordovan passionate cuckoldry
  04/25/24
I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/26/24
None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonom...
Cordovan passionate cuckoldry
  04/26/24
Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they ...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/25/24
S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don&r...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/26/24
Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retenti...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/26/24
great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded a...
Bipolar pit persian
  04/25/24
(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhanc...
Costumed location toaster
  04/25/24
Benchmades are complete flame It's the preferred knife for...
Talking new version
  04/25/24
Benchmade is basically a boomer tax
Bipolar pit persian
  04/25/24
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Razzmatazz Yapping Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse
  04/26/24
they're $200, don't be a faggot
Hilarious Glittery Stage
  04/25/24
imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of ...
Hilarious Glittery Stage
  04/25/24
I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them w...
Pearly doobsian office
  04/25/24
Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you ...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/26/24
ever heard of a box cutter? and for opening mail u don't ...
Hilarious Glittery Stage
  04/26/24
A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister p...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/26/24
Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're a...
Unhinged Mind-boggling Yarmulke Telephone
  04/26/24
you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now
Thirsty Hospital
  04/26/24
lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife be...
Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy
  04/28/24
Lol I'm such a goy!
Bipolar pit persian
  04/28/24
you need to carry it EVERY DAY
Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy
  04/28/24
I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still ha...
Laughsome tank gaping
  04/30/24
does anyone ever laugh at you?
Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy
  04/30/24
everyone loves a knifeman.
Bipolar pit persian
  04/30/24
No, I have a knife (and gun).
Laughsome tank gaping
  05/01/24


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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602387)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

I just lost a Keyshaw that I keep in my cars side door pocket thing that I’ve had for years.

Bought a civvi cleaver style EDC with bright red handle for $30 on sale to replace it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602391)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Do you like the civivi?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602460)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:24 PM
Author: Ruddy Violent Chapel

My civivi is the very best amazon box opener in my own personal collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602546)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

still waiting on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603918)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

got it today. Seems solid, no play when the blade is open. G-10. Lock is the only part that doesn't seem premium. 6/10 IMO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606783)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:45 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

any interest in buying a brand new large chris reeve inkosi with micarta inlay and tanto blade, s45vn steel for $450?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608279)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:47 AM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

I just bought thr dorkiest thing I’ve ever bought in my life today for slightly more than that (fancy driving sim with really strong force feedback)

Naw im good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608284)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:40 AM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

pretty sure it is this one https://www.bladehq.com/item--CIVIVI-Mini-Mastodon-Liner-Lock--115278

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608272)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:06 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Hard to go wrong at $30, but there is absolutely no way I would ever buy that thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608313)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:10 PM
Author: Lascivious Lay

cry like a bitch boi to your racist online friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602395)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602457)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:47 AM
Author: Maize turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624153)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Talking new version

you can buy another one at the gas station

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602459)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Absolutely cannot. And it's now like a $220 knife. Was $160 when I bought it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602462)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Talking new version

?

gas stations sell those

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602463)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

No they fucking don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602464)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Talking new version

yes they do. They're like $19 at a random gas station. Are you some kind of retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602468)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Ruddy Violent Chapel

Can confirm.

Bought my last bench made 940 at a Bucees in Texas for $19.99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602482)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

the venerable Benchmade 940 is only sold at REI and specialty knife stores. Not gas stations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603920)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:35 AM
Author: Impressive iridescent pistol

are u sure??? the pumo said you can get it for 90% cheaper at a gas station.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606226)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:28 AM
Author: Ruddy Violent Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608265)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: misanthropic comical tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608385)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Costumed location toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608390)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

Get a new wife and a new 940 (they are in the benchmade custom shop now).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602534)



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Date: April 22nd, 2024 6:22 PM
Author: Ruddy Violent Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47602544)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: insanely creepy business firm pisswyrm

more like bitchmade 120, amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603939)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:13 PM
Author: cerebral crimson community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607924)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Talking new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609186)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Maize turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47624154)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: angry library kitty cat

this thread made me look up what models my knives are and their currently prices. lol, holy shit, these things have gone up in value....565sbk mini freek (a lot), a 525sgry-1 bugout (a little)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603958)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:30 AM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

yeah they've gone up a ton in the past year or two. good thing I basically have everything that i ever wanted (except a legit Winkler fixed blade)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47603960)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: angry library kitty cat

any reason why? i think raw material costs have gone down. i'd guess that demand might have gone down post pandemic with people not online buying stuff constantly, but i could be wrong?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606199)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:58 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Inflation. Spyderco, benchmade and most other brands have increased their prices about 30% from pre-pandemic pricing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606254)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604711)



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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Cordovan passionate cuckoldry

Just find it. My wife does this all the time. She takes my knives to open packages then leaves them around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47604716)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:36 AM
Author: Impressive iridescent pistol

lol get the wife some cheap box cutters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606227)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Cordovan passionate cuckoldry

She wouldn't use it. My knife is nicer. "Hey, give that back to be when you're done." "Sure!" (She won't)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607954)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 9:00 AM
Author: Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy

wow that knife got shit reviews on Amazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47606260)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

The benchmade 940 is the best folder ever and reviewers are just pissed they have to pay a premium.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47607849)



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Date: April 24th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Cordovan passionate cuckoldry

HK Axis is better, but discontinued. And yes, Benchmade made that one too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608227)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:12 AM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

Now that the axis lock is off patent it’s interesting to see how popular it is among other brands, but I still like benchmade the best. The only quibble, and it’s very minor because, frankly it’s not that much of an advantage over say S30v, but benchmade needs more magnacut. I strongly dislike S90v. Why I bought one with it I have no idea. M4 is really nice, I got the bladehq 940 in M4 when it was available, but you have to touch up the edge as it micro corrodes or something. Magnacut seems like it is really pretty good, but how much better than S30v? I don’t think I care enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608330)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Cordovan passionate cuckoldry

LOL, this is all far more serious than I am. My HK Axis is my EDC and has been for 10+ years. I have some SOG knives that I like and a Spyderco Autonomy 2 automatic. The HK is my only Benchmade and I don't see any other Benchmades that I love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609177)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

I carried a Walmart gerber for eons and then I was like shit, I can spend money on knives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610575)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Cordovan passionate cuckoldry

None of these knives are cheap knives. The Spyderco Autonomy 2 is like a $300 knife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611623)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:33 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Agree that if benchmade wants to justify their prices, they need to move on from s30v.

Spyderco's base steel in most models is now s45vn but they make variants of their US models in pretty much any steel you want. So I guess somewhat they can point to better materials for their price hikes. Benchmade? Same exact shit but now 30% more expensive.

That said, the steel nerd bullshit is mostly a marketing scam. Every couple years the current super steel becomes ubiquitous and something else comes along to replace it. Couple years ago it was m390/20cv/204p Now it's BIGDICKMAGNACUT bc it can be heat treated to motherfucking 63 HRC!

In reality, hardly anyone is using their $500 knife enough to notice the difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609816)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

S30v, s35v, s45v seem to be all basically the same. I don’t see much advantage to one over another. Magnacut seems like a small step up mainly in corrosion resistance but I have not seen a spec of rust on S30v or S35v.

S90v and s110v I don’t understand the appeal at all. Maybe if you never want to sharpen and all you use the knife for is cutting paper?

M4 I like. Only thing I have noticed is the edge gets visibly darker as in some form of oxidation no longer a mirror finish. But whatever. It still cuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611300)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Corrosion resistance is important. More so than edge retention and toughness for most pocket knife users.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611894)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

great post. yeah the 940 is definitely not highly regarded at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608236)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:54 AM
Author: Costumed location toaster

(guy loading up on 4.7 star "probiotic cognitive enhancement" pills)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47608392)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 2:43 PM
Author: Talking new version

Benchmades are complete flame

It's the preferred knife for male-to-male transexuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609286)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:53 PM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Benchmade is basically a boomer tax

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609502)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Yapping Twinkling Uncleanness Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610574)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Glittery Stage

they're $200, don't be a faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609507)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Glittery Stage

imagine thinking a knife will EVER come in handy outside of hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609509)



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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:35 PM
Author: Pearly doobsian office

I used an EDC NO LESS THAN three times today. None of them were for hunting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47609822)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

Do you not get Amazon boxes? Do you not open mail? Do you not need to stab people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610573)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Hilarious Glittery Stage

ever heard of a box cutter?

and for opening mail u don't need anything besides your hands. it's weird people don't know how to open envelopes from the side with their finger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611278)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

A box cutter is a knife and yes you can open mail, blister packs, and everything else with your hands if you try enough, but a knife makes all this easy and why not have a nice knife rather than a shitty plastic box cutter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611284)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 8:39 AM
Author: Unhinged Mind-boggling Yarmulke Telephone

Look around for your favorite Big Dog T-shirt while you're at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47610793)



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Date: April 26th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Thirsty Hospital

you should stab her ..oh wait, you cant now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47611294)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:20 AM
Author: Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy

lol at you goys thinking you need to carry around a knife because knife manufacturers started marketing their products as “EDC” LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47614983)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 9:41 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

Lol I'm such a goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615000)



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Date: April 28th, 2024 10:36 AM
Author: Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy

you need to carry it EVERY DAY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47615085)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 1:25 AM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

I have been carrying a knife since I was a kid. I still have that knife. A victorinox spartan with black scales.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5520477&forum_id=2#47620558)



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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM
Author: Sexy razzle dog poop really tough guy

does anyone ever laugh at you?

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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: Bipolar pit persian

everyone loves a knifeman.

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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:40 AM
Author: Laughsome tank gaping

No, I have a knife (and gun).

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