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There's no way the earth is full of "magma"
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:09 PM Author: iridescent exciting friendly grandma Think about it - humans have dug some deep holes but we never hit lava. Not only that, how is it so hot inside the earth all the time yet on the surface it's not hot? And what keeps it from burning through the crust? There's way too many holes in this theory. Earth is full of dirt and rocks imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609385) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:47 PM Author: Dead volcanic crater I looked into this a few weeks ago. They’ve actually hit magma at least twice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609473) |
Date: April 25th, 2024 3:14 PM Author: Laughsome Vengeful Menage Toaster there's something going on here. the sun looks really, really far away, and yet days are warmer than nights because its mere RAYS are reaching the surface. We're supposed to believe that there are rivers of magma constantly flowing deep underground and NONE of that heat comes up to the surface? the fuck are they hiding? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609396) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:27 PM Author: iridescent exciting friendly grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609400) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:12 PM Author: Snowy hall even worse, the so-called scientists claim that the center of the Earth is about as hot as the surface of the sun and has been that hot for *billions* of years. it's a Fauci-esque fraud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609550) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:40 PM Author: Laughsome Vengeful Menage Toaster jfc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609671) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:30 PM Author: Sepia stirring new version party of the first part Lmao exactly. The “experts” have decided this is what the deal is. We must believe it! Yet shit that happened right before our eyes in 2020 Corona Era… (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609406) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:39 PM Author: charcoal fear-inspiring office lol yup! The "Earth" is just some faggy jelly doughnut filled with "magma" sure thing guys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609436) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:45 PM Author: Coral Blathering Macaca Space it's so they can pretend like there are finite resources.
the earth has MORE than enough to give for 100 times the population |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:49 PM Author: Saffron comical factory reset button ape do you have any idea how much the earth weights? just think of how much a bucket of sand or water weighs then increase it a gazillion times. all that pressure is surely going to create an immense amount of heat. when rocks are heated enough they melt. IOW you can 100% theorize a magma filled earth without ever directly observing it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609488) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 3:53 PM Author: Coral Blathering Macaca Space fuckin retard
did u eat paint chips when u were a little baby niglet? |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:55 PM Author: disturbing regret crackhouse and i suppose you’re going to tell us that “gravity” causes all of this supposed pressure, right? ljl go back to your labhole. you sciencefraudcucks are done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609711) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:58 PM Author: Saffron comical factory reset button ape no, Jesus pushes the earth together and compacts it like a snowball (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609724) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:02 PM Author: drab sick orchestra pit there's this thing called plate tectonics. its like what happens when you have a pot of stew on the stove - the top dries out and gets colder so you stir it back it and then an hour later its back, so you stir that back in and so on and so on. the moon, on the other hand, has no business orbiting out planet and should go away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609530) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:11 PM Author: Snowy hall igneous petrologists are done here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609545) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:15 PM Author: gold curious tanning salon It's actually molten smegma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609560) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:41 PM Author: Grizzly ratface The interior of the earth is hot because of heat left over from its formation plus the continuously generated heat of radioactive decay. The crust is thick and very insulating. Less than one tenth of a watt of heat/sq meter reaches the surface from the interior. It's cooling, but at a very slow rate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609676) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 4:47 PM Author: Snowy hall those two factors plus the friction of the descent of iron and nickel to the core. (but i think this was an ironic poast.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609690) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:02 PM Author: iridescent exciting friendly grandma Sure bud sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609733) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 5:07 PM Author: anal dopamine circlehead But it's cool, bros! Just like the giant dinosaurs that once roamed the earth! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47609743) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:26 PM Author: iridescent exciting friendly grandma LJL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610043) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:38 PM Author: aggressive resort It's full of condemned souls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610065) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 7:43 PM Author: exhilarant lilac property skinny woman Just saw someone pay $83,000 for a nugget of gold. The core of the earth is tons of gold and iron and platinum and god knows what else. Lol. It’s all fake. |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:04 PM Author: Bateful toilet seat Of course it is. As everyone knows, the planet's rotation imparts a centrifugal force towards the center of the earth. This force influences the W/Z mediators of the electroweak to interact with spontaneous virtual photons (super funky feynman diagram, btw) which, in turn, couple via the higgs mechanism. Since we're in a closed system (because the mantle directs heat inwards), this is an exothermic reaction with a huge excess of enthalpy. From there the reaction just follows the first law of thermodynamics and causes heat (as enthalpy) to increase to the point where the rock in the center of the earth is melted into magma. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610095) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:05 PM Author: Magical nursing home community account magma cum laude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610097) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:13 PM Author: Grizzly ratface magma cum lava (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610111) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:16 PM Author: drab sick orchestra pit red hot mag ma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610117) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:12 PM Author: Grizzly ratface Thermodynamic apocrypha:
he following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:
"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.
1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year that "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.
The student got the only A.
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:43 PM Author: Fishy lay This thread is gonna make me blow my brains out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610166) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Laughsome Vengeful Menage Toaster same, i can't believe we took this long to start getting down to some real issues (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610168) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:44 PM Author: Fishy lay I can't believe I was lied to my whole life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610170) |
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Date: April 25th, 2024 8:45 PM Author: Laughsome Vengeful Menage Toaster i'll never look at ground the same way again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521466&forum_id=2#47610172) |