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Napoleon (2023) must be really bad
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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:15 AM Author: Cracking ticket booth a movie of that scale that's ~6 months old but you never hear about it things fade out very quickly now but there are no memes, no scenes no clips how do you screw up something so epic so badly |
Date: April 27th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Razzmatazz low-t box office It was on apple. Tried watching it and fell asleep. I did like that show Severance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47612946) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:17 AM Author: Bisexual Chrome Area I was going to watch it but saw they cast a nigger as Napoleon so I skipped it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47612948) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:22 AM Author: Cracking ticket booth I think you'd hear about it still if it were just ok what a blown opportunity to take something like this and turn it into a boring "love" story or whatever it's supposed to be |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:34 AM Author: learning disabled state - 60yo gray grizzled Joaquin Phoenix playing 28yo Napoleon - even at 4 hours long, impossible to capture the scope of all his crazy shit - sure Josephine was important but typical current year forcememe to give her equal billing - he was such an overwhelming genius that no non-autist today knows any of his "opponents" until Wellington, so it was hard to create a sense of drama or tension even though Ridley desperately didn't want to "glorify" him. There was a lot of "who the fuck is he arguing with, this is lame" - focusing on his personal life meant missing out on capturing the bizarre world of revolutionary France and his rise in the popular imagination - even when they showed iconic stuff like crowning himself emperor, they sort of blew past it without showing how big a "fuck you" it was to everyone previously important - missed a golden opportunity to show the charge of the Scots greys at Waterloo Some of the battle scenes were truly 180 though and worth watching for those alone
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Date: April 27th, 2024 10:38 AM Author: Cracking ticket booth it's just such a blown opportunity to make something epic he's one of the most important figures in modern history but per reviews I trust it's this boring slog where he acts like a weirdo w no context like you said |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:41 PM Author: Cerebral base turdskin The point about the scene where he crowns himself not connecting because it isnt really connected to anything else is the movie’s biggest issue. It’s not just that the movie assumes the audience knows enough about history to know why this person or that moment is important, it’s that they’d rather show a montage of disconnected battle scenes with bunch of weird overwrought Josephine sequences and call it the movie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614255) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:32 PM Author: Aphrodisiac set sandwich joaquin phoenix was 48 when he filmed this, four years younger than dwayne johnson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614692) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:41 PM Author: swashbuckling naked lettuce brunch Looks like shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614712) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 7:18 PM Author: Cracking ticket booth what does "glorifying Napoleon" even mean I get Ridley Scott is English but why does he have to be portrayed as a weird "proto Hitler" not just in this movie but in modern pop culture generally |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:03 PM Author: titillating slippery principal's office ladyboy People don’t care about cucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614288) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:58 PM Author: Jade Marvelous Sanctuary I so badly wanted it to be good, but it was awful.
JP was terrible, as was the script. New script + Harry Potter as Napoleon may have worked. |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 8:59 PM Author: Spectacular Flesh Market Codepig Not flame, one of the worst films I’ve ever seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614361) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:19 PM Author: rusted cocky alpha mood i havent seen a movie in years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614413) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:34 PM Author: Navy fear-inspiring public bath pervert absolutely terrible. guy fought his way up to controlling europe but instead they focus on some annoying 2024 caricature of some chick he was fucking.
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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: 180 ocher wagecucks joaquin phoenix has one pitch - over-acting weirdo. that is not napoleon who by all accounts was charismatic as hell and full of life.
also, napoleon was not jewish. |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 9:59 PM Author: swashbuckling naked lettuce brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614496) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:47 PM Author: Aphrodisiac set sandwich we like joker though, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614720) |
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Date: April 28th, 2024 12:13 AM Author: Brindle affirmative action crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614745) |
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Date: April 27th, 2024 11:52 PM Author: cyan degenerate love of her life got through half the movie till i figured out joaquin phoenix wasn't depicting truman capote. it was very bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5521987&forum_id=2Reputation#47614725) |