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Would you let your wife EDGE a dude with a handjob for $50k?

*title was supposed to say $5k the dude won't cum, but sh...
godawful sooty giraffe
  05/01/24
She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob
Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond
  05/01/24
TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was g...
chocolate vengeful jew
  05/01/24
BUT
Exciting Sable State Windowlicker
  05/01/24
$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops
Fishy heaven international law enforcement agency
  05/01/24
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Gold organic girlfriend preventive strike
  05/01/24
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Glittery Jet House Dragon
  05/01/24
Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get...
Unhinged temple rigpig
  05/01/24
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out-of-control theater stock car
  05/01/24
Who pays whom in this hypo?
Garnet Half-breed
  05/01/24
we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job
canary painfully honest water buffalo
  05/01/24
I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm n...
Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account
  05/01/24
who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid...
Gold organic girlfriend preventive strike
  05/01/24
No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.
indigo cruel-hearted home nibblets
  05/01/24
You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 mi...
Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account
  05/01/24
Trust me, I know these things
Crimson azn psychic
  05/01/24
Just got a business idea
vigorous affirmative action nowag
  05/01/24
No, she needs to finish what she started
white adulterous nursing home boltzmann
  05/01/24
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Bossy whorehouse quadroon
  05/02/24
This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some...
adventurous cordovan ticket booth halford
  05/01/24
It’s hard to be funny friend
Angry motley marketing idea
  05/01/24
Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody ...
adventurous cordovan ticket booth halford
  05/01/24
Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?
supple plaza
  05/01/24
no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500
Trip field bbw
  05/01/24
Ok there we go
cerebral flickering pit indirect expression
  05/02/24
Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?
Cream spectacular death wish
  05/01/24
will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, mayb...
topaz sticky double fault corn cake
  05/01/24
...
Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond
  05/01/24
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Olive learning disabled regret
  05/01/24
Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?
comical crystalline old irish cottage
  05/01/24
How much for me to do it
Swashbuckling Chestnut Rigor Milk
  05/01/24
She would have no idea how to do a proper job.
red big puppy
  05/02/24
She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining
Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond
  05/02/24
*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?
Fishy heaven international law enforcement agency
  05/02/24
"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" ...
Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account
  05/02/24
Not for $5k She’s really good at it Probably yes for...
cerebral flickering pit indirect expression
  05/02/24
I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the p...
vivacious magical athletic conference
  05/02/24
Where's she getting all this money from?
Crimson azn psychic
  05/02/24


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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: godawful sooty giraffe

*title was supposed to say $5k

the dude won't cum, but she has to jack him off to the point of orgasm for 30 mins straight

what's the minimum amount that you would entertain to be cool with her doing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626004)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond

She used to do it for $400 an hour so no prob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626009)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:16 PM
Author: chocolate vengeful jew

TDNW's wife was quite a bit cheaper than that, but she was going for volume

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626361)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Exciting Sable State Windowlicker

BUT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626012)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: Fishy heaven international law enforcement agency

$50,000 is a little rich-- I would pay $25,000 tops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626016)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:05 PM
Author: Gold organic girlfriend preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626046)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Glittery Jet House Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626354)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Unhinged temple rigpig

Yeah, this seems like an obvious "But where would I get the $50k?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626484)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: out-of-control theater stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626545)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:01 PM
Author: Garnet Half-breed

Who pays whom in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626024)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: canary painfully honest water buffalo

we have MM net worth and i'd let her do this for $500/job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626034)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account

I would stipulate the poor guy can jizz after 30 min. I'm no monster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626041)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Gold organic girlfriend preventive strike

who’s the poor guy in this situation? the one who paid $50k or the one who received it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626049)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: indigo cruel-hearted home nibblets

No. She wouldn't agree either for any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626051)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:23 PM
Author: Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account

You wife wouldn't stroke a guys dick with her hand for 30 minutes for $200M? lol...OK.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626106)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Crimson azn psychic

Trust me, I know these things

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626108)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 5:20 PM
Author: vigorous affirmative action nowag

Just got a business idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626099)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:29 PM
Author: white adulterous nursing home boltzmann

No, she needs to finish what she started

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626257)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:18 PM
Author: Bossy whorehouse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628518)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan ticket booth halford

This thread reminds me of the sketch I want to pitch to some alt right comedy outfit like Gilly and Keeves: an Indecent Proposal remake except the Woody Harrelson character is a turbocuck who is even more motivated than the Robert Redford guy to make it happen. Like upon hearing the offer he snap calls and immediately starts trying to persuade wife. Then they engage in protracted negotiations about whether he can be right next to them with a broadcast quality camera shooting from various weird angles like he’s a camera man on MTV’s The Grind (no) in the corner of room sitting in a chair wearing a diaper (no) in the next room holding a glass up to the wall (sigh…ok). Afterward wife is crying and expressing regret and cuck is comforting her then turns to Redford to discuss what time will work for him to do it again on Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626319)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:54 PM
Author: Angry motley marketing idea

It’s hard to be funny friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626464)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:31 PM
Author: adventurous cordovan ticket booth halford

Admittedly the only way this would be funny is if the Woody Harrelson character pulls it off. Still pretty sure this would be funnier than 95% of the sketches that SNL has aired this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626544)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: supple plaza

Can she use her mouth if her arm/hand gets tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626353)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:21 PM
Author: Trip field bbw

no, but she can use her feet if he pays extra $500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626519)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:47 PM
Author: cerebral flickering pit indirect expression

Ok there we go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628653)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: Cream spectacular death wish

Is she allowed to prostate massage his butthole?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626357)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:14 PM
Author: topaz sticky double fault corn cake

will his thick jizz spurt all over her slender fingers, maybe getting on her wedding ring?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626359)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 7:21 PM
Author: Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626367)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:05 PM
Author: Olive learning disabled regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626481)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: comical crystalline old irish cottage

Is his cock obviously bigger than mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626485)



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Date: May 1st, 2024 8:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Chestnut Rigor Milk

How much for me to do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47626547)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: red big puppy

She would have no idea how to do a proper job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627589)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: Grizzly Razzmatazz Forum Generalized Bond

She would give up after 3 minutes and start complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47627673)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 1:53 PM
Author: Fishy heaven international law enforcement agency

*SIGHH* is it 30 minutes yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628425)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Maniacal Orchestra Pit Community Account

"Are you trying to make this take a long time??" *glares up at you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628777)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: cerebral flickering pit indirect expression

Not for $5k

She’s really good at it

Probably yes for $50k but she stays clothed and he keeps his hands and mouth to himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628709)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious magical athletic conference

I am not familiar with this practice. Does this assume the penis person yells stop from time to time or does the wife have to know how to make a guy not come for 30 minutes. If the latter, the hand motions would be limited, right? If he oops comes, what happens to the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47628780)



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Date: May 2nd, 2024 5:29 PM
Author: Crimson azn psychic

Where's she getting all this money from?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5523726&forum_id=2#47629141)