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My Golden Retriever is just about six months old, taking q's (TSINAH)

She now knows sit, stay, lay down, here, high five, shake, s...
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Bat shit crazy crawly karate
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Is the dog scared of your obesity, or does it love humans of...
Heady turdskin
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My dog loves my hot organic fiancee and I more than anything...
Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
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There's 600 pounds to love, so it's understandable this is h...
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what's "protect the house?" wouldn't a golden happ...
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She RUNS UP to the window, jumps on the window sill, and loo...
Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
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asha is adorable! ive got dogs with golden retriever disp...
Laughsome milk
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That's how ours is. She's insanely playful and a BAD guard d...
Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
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my gf is a vet and says german shepards are the WORST (even ...
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That's the plan. I've raised GSDs my whole life, so I know w...
Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
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fuck yeah. having a very well trained dog is probably the mo...
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It's insane. The vet has even commented on how well-trained ...
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180 yeah i get nothing but horror stories since i live in...
Laughsome milk
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I'm a huge dog lover, but the best training you can give a s...
Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse
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the problem is that unlike every other breed you can never f...
Laughsome milk
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Yup. Todlers in front of a shitpit are like tennis balls for...
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im an anti-government freedom maximizer but shitpit breeding...
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https://i.imgur.com/OaPgHJk.jpeg
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how much do you think you weigh right now?
poppy pistol
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Your life is 180, brother. I struggle endlessly, but your li...
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Here's a recent pic of our 180 dog: https://i.imgur.com/KygK...
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180 dog. 180 lake. 180 bulkheads (concrete not just quarter ...
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That lake is like 200 ft deep and has UNREAL ice fishing in ...
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Have you ever had fried perch?
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Yeah, that was my lunch every friday during Lent. It's amazi...
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Date: May 3rd, 2024 3:31 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

She now knows sit, stay, lay down, here, high five, shake, speak, protect the house, and track. I'm still working on her tracking skills, but right now she can sniff clothing & find the person hiding. It's pretty cool.

And of course, she's off leash most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632193)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:36 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 3:32 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate

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Date: May 3rd, 2024 3:47 PM
Author: Heady turdskin

Is the dog scared of your obesity, or does it love humans of any size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632263)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 3:58 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

My dog loves my hot organic fiancee and I more than anything on the planet, except maybe bacon. She really fucking loves bacon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632309)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Heady turdskin

There's 600 pounds to love, so it's understandable this is her focus. Well 601 pounds if you include a pound of bacon. Congrats brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632312)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:34 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

MY NEW SHIRT ARRIVED: https://i.imgur.com/2g9NFHC.jpeg

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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:36 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

180

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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Curious Milky Market



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate

!!!

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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:37 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

what's "protect the house?" wouldn't a golden happily greet an intruder?

what's her name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632701)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:39 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

She RUNS UP to the window, jumps on the window sill, and looks for intruders. It's beyond adorable.

Her name is Asha (Derived from Sanskrit आशा (asha) meaning "wish, desire, hope".)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632706)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:42 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

asha is adorable!

ive got dogs with golden retriever dispositions. one is like a super guardian and just stares out the window all day and will summon a scary deep bark despite being like 30lbs. but as soon as the person actually enters he's like "hey buddy i love you!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632712)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

That's how ours is. She's insanely playful and a BAD guard dog, but an amazing retriever that I imagine will be my hunting dog. Nothing scares her for long, whether it be thunder, gun shots, or black trash bags. We're getting a German shepherd next, which I will train to kill. The German shepherd will also learn how to track, but I don't think it will be as good at it as our golden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632727)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

my gf is a vet and says german shepards are the WORST (even worse than shitpits). obviously its because hapless shitlibs don't know how to train them. like most guard dogs they need A LOT of training and stimulation. so make sure you get a good puppy from a good breeder and put the work in! they are 180^180 when well trained!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632736)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:54 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

That's the plan. I've raised GSDs my whole life, so I know what they require. In fact, prior to Asha, I've never had anything but German shepherds. Often mixed with lab though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632741)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

fuck yeah. having a very well trained dog is probably the most accurate indication that someone is responsible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632746)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:03 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

It's insane. The vet has even commented on how well-trained she is. He was like "does she ever bark?" and I commanded her to speak and she went off. It was awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632768)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:05 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

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yeah i get nothing but horror stories since i live in shitlibistan. hapless bitches with goldendoodles and pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632770)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

I'm a huge dog lover, but the best training you can give a shitpit is a 12ga slug to its head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632773)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

the problem is that unlike every other breed you can never fully train them not to snap and attack. they were bred for bloodsport. i could never train my birding dogs not to point and obsess over birds. it's in their blood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632780)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:21 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

Yup. Todlers in front of a shitpit are like tennis balls for a golden. Yes, they will chase them & take them under their control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632833)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:25 PM
Author: Laughsome milk

im an anti-government freedom maximizer but shitpit breeding should, at the very least, be regulated to the point of quasi-banning it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632841)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

https://i.imgur.com/OaPgHJk.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47633444)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: poppy pistol

how much do you think you weigh right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632783)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:12 PM
Author: French dilemma police squad

Your life is 180, brother. I struggle endlessly, but your life is amazing.

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Date: May 3rd, 2024 6:27 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

Here's a recent pic of our 180 dog: https://i.imgur.com/KygKlUq.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47632848)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:15 PM
Author: French dilemma police squad

180 dog. 180 lake. 180 bulkheads (concrete not just quarter inch thick sheet metal).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47633124)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy crawly karate



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

That lake is like 200 ft deep and has UNREAL ice fishing in the winter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47633413)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 10:06 PM
Author: French dilemma police squad

Have you ever had fried perch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47633519)



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Date: May 3rd, 2024 10:41 PM
Author: Slimy Rebellious Fat Ankles Bawdyhouse

Yeah, that was my lunch every friday during Lent. It's amazing. Fuck it, when I go to the bar on Monday, I'll have some fried perch and will take pics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5524690&forum_id=2Reputation#47633573)