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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
Marvelous Internal Respiration
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
Marvelous Internal Respiration
  05/04/24
...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
naked stage
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
Marvelous Internal Respiration
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
Contagious laser beams
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
naked stage
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
naked stage
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
Marvelous Internal Respiration
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
dead soul-stirring black woman ape
  05/04/24
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Nofapping orchid headpube reading party
  05/04/24
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Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/04/24
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Peach fighting telephone spot
  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
Abusive Electric Dingle Berry
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
Slate Cracking Home Roommate
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
Slate Cracking Home Roommate
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
ocher metal pit
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
Slate Cracking Home Roommate
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
Peach fighting telephone spot
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
Indigo At-the-ready Stag Film Preventive Strike
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
Spectacular property
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
Spectacular property
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
Spectacular property
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
primrose embarrassed to the bone abode
  05/05/24
...
Marvelous Internal Respiration
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
dead soul-stirring black woman ape
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
dead soul-stirring black woman ape
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
...
Nofapping orchid headpube reading party
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
vivacious chocolate stead
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
Spectacular property
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
Spectacular property
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
...
Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
Spectacular property
  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
Hyperactive wonderful range
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
Coral plaza puppy
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
Carnelian karate sanctuary
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
sadistic brethren quadroon
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
vivacious chocolate stead
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
Slate Cracking Home Roommate
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
Mind-boggling low-t state foreskin
  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
very cool
Vigorous Dopamine Corner
  05/05/24
Thanks, little bro.
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
I could eat you, faggot
Vigorous Dopamine Corner
  05/05/24
Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type. Feel free...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
link to your "actual contribution", you fuming hom...
Vigorous Dopamine Corner
  05/05/24
While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
wow you're really gay
Vigorous Dopamine Corner
  05/05/24
Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
Lascivious Roast Beef
  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
Rough-skinned scarlet casino athletic conference
  05/05/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
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  05/05/24
100% agree
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  05/05/24


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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: naked stage

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Contagious laser beams

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: naked stage

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: naked stage

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: dead soul-stirring black woman ape

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Nofapping orchid headpube reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: Peach fighting telephone spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: Abusive Electric Dingle Berry

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Home Roommate

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Home Roommate

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: ocher metal pit

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Home Roommate

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Peach fighting telephone spot

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Indigo At-the-ready Stag Film Preventive Strike

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: Spectacular property

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: Spectacular property

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: Spectacular property

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: primrose embarrassed to the bone abode

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: dead soul-stirring black woman ape

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: dead soul-stirring black woman ape

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Nofapping orchid headpube reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: vivacious chocolate stead

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: Spectacular property

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: Spectacular property

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Lettuce Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: Spectacular property

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Hyperactive wonderful range

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Coral plaza puppy

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Carnelian karate sanctuary

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635972)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: sadistic brethren quadroon

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635774)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: vivacious chocolate stead

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47635826)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Slate Cracking Home Roommate

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling low-t state foreskin

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637015)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: Vigorous Dopamine Corner

very cool

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

Thanks, little bro.

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Dopamine Corner

I could eat you, faggot

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Vigorous Dopamine Corner

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Vigorous Dopamine Corner

wow you're really gay

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Roast Beef

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: Rough-skinned scarlet casino athletic conference

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: big-titted messiness

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2#47637021)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Marvelous Internal Respiration

100% agree

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