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Started lifting — is the StrongLifts app any good?

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other t...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
DO YOUR FAHVS
Comical headpube
  05/04/24
What’s a FAHV?
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent
Comical headpube
  05/04/24
...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"
Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich
  05/04/24
To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it fo...
Comical headpube
  05/04/24
lol @ bugmen "I need an app to lift weights"
lemon appetizing faggotry windowlicker
  05/04/24
I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not t...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
you need 8-10 apps to lift properly
Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich
  05/04/24
That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok las...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possibl...
Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich
  05/04/24
Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should dow...
Comical headpube
  05/04/24
Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program
diverse parlour
  05/04/24
...
fragrant demanding lay
  05/04/24
...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/04/24
...
Useless disrespectful foreskin
  05/04/24
Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe
hilarious contagious kitchen half-breed
  05/04/24
How old are you bud?
heady light theater
  05/04/24
Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never ...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep ...
heady light theater
  05/04/24
I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off...
electric national security agency
  05/05/24
can I maek it at 30?
Medicated station boltzmann
  05/05/24
Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult
heady light theater
  05/05/24
You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your a...
Useless disrespectful foreskin
  05/04/24
you can set up any routine in the app not just SL
milky really tough guy
  05/04/24
workouts should take 20-30 min max anything more than is ...
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/04/24
oh no, he's back to being retarded
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/04/24
it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and ...
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/04/24
There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At som...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/04/24
just lift heavier
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/04/24
(lifetime intermediate)
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/04/24
TDNW BTFO
Bipolar zombie-like pit wrinkle
  05/05/24
...
Comical headpube
  05/05/24
idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests t...
diverse parlour
  05/05/24
read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additio...
diverse parlour
  05/05/24
Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
...
fragrant demanding lay
  05/05/24
guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukrai...
Indecent exciting incel puppy
  05/04/24
Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not ...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
ty lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/05/24
Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" i...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russo...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
(((sports science))) the best books about fitness were wr...
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/05/24
Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
The "science" also extols periodization, which is ...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete pr...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
There is something to working up to sport-specific max inten...
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things an...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at th...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed f...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
...
crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe
  05/05/24
I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's n...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks musc...
cowardly range useless brakes
  05/05/24
Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union
Floppy Indirect Expression
  05/05/24
DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.
Out-of-control home
  05/04/24
Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight trainin...
electric national security agency
  05/04/24
Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six ...
Thirsty locale water buffalo
  05/04/24
App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and...
Indecent exciting incel puppy
  05/04/24
You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions
heady light theater
  05/04/24
day 1: bench press, incline press, flies day 2: squat, l...
odious orchid dog poop
  05/04/24
If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in m...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
very cool
domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
Thanks, little bro.
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
I could eat you, faggot
domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type. Feel free...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
link to your "actual contribution", you fuming hom...
domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
wow you're really gay
domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency
  05/05/24
Okay, thanks anyway, little guy. I'll let you have the la...
Nudist talented love of her life halford
  05/05/24
Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter (Thi...
cerebral hyperventilating locus brethren
  05/05/24
yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pu...
Red corner multi-billionaire
  05/05/24
100% agree
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  05/05/24


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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: electric national security agency

I’m starting from zero and basically sedentary other than walking the dog and running through airports.

My wife swears by StrongLifts and has used it for several months now. She was always in pretty good shape (way better than me), but now is even slimmer with a tighter butt.

I used it today and it seemed ok. But I know nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634556)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Comical headpube

DO YOUR FAHVS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634571)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: electric national security agency

What’s a FAHV?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634827)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:15 PM
Author: Comical headpube

It stands for "five" in Mark Rippetoe's accent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634910)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: electric national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635946)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:21 PM
Author: Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich

you should have 4-5 lifting "apps"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634576)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Comical headpube

To answer your Q yes it's fine for a rank beginner, do it for 16 weeks then do something else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634588)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: lemon appetizing faggotry windowlicker

lol @ bugmen

"I need an app to lift weights"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634851)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: electric national security agency

I literally know nothing and just want better fitness, not to put on a show at Pounders.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634855)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:50 PM
Author: Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich

you need 8-10 apps to lift properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634859)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:55 PM
Author: electric national security agency

That makes no sense. I just want one that says “ok last time you did this, now this time it’s reasonable to do this”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634867)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 1:56 PM
Author: Arrogant Thriller Abode Sandwich

not all the apps are the same so you need as many as possible to get the best idea of what to do next

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634870)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:17 PM
Author: Comical headpube

Boost camp is a free app with 1,000 programs, you should download it after 16 weeks of starting strength.

Base strength.ai is a new app from Alex Bromley that uses ai to coach your progress. It may be shit but its a cool idea.

The RP hypertrophy app is a paid option to do the same thing that is very sophisticated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634917)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: diverse parlour

Just ask her what her other bf does and follow his program

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634885)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: fragrant demanding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634888)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47634944)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: Useless disrespectful foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635528)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:09 PM
Author: hilarious contagious kitchen half-breed

Starting Strength by Mark Rippetoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635385)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:17 PM
Author: heady light theater

How old are you bud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635408)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:26 PM
Author: electric national security agency

Mid-40s. Did cardio-intensive sports when younger but never anything involving weights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635942)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: heady light theater

Lol, it’s a lost cause bud. My advice is to do a deep dive into pickleball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636078)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:38 AM
Author: electric national security agency

I dunno, not particularly intense weightlifting has paid off big for my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636588)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Medicated station boltzmann

can I maek it at 30?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637728)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: heady light theater

Definitely. 38+ is where it gets difficult

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637796)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Useless disrespectful foreskin

You should also take aspirin and funnel raw milk into your asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635489)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: milky really tough guy

you can set up any routine in the app not just SL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635519)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

workouts should take 20-30 min max

anything more than is (((trainer))) scams and one step shy of masturbation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635522)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

oh no, he's back to being retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635799)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:10 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

it’s birdbrains like you who fall for the classes and all that nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635813)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

There's only so much you can work in a 30 min period. At some point you need to train more than 1.5hr a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635823)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:18 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

just lift heavier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635830)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

(lifetime intermediate)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635838)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: Bipolar zombie-like pit wrinkle

TDNW BTFO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636574)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 9:39 AM
Author: Comical headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636674)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: diverse parlour

idk is this supposed to be an insult? what in OP suggests that his goal is to participate in weightlifting competitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636797)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

read the subthread again, ceci n'est pas un sportif tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636849)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:54 PM
Author: diverse parlour

for every smarmy comment ITT i'm downloading one (1) additional weightlifting app

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637628)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:56 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

Good. Then we shall record on the SD card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637637)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: fragrant demanding lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636880)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Indecent exciting incel puppy

guess we figured out why you aren’t fighting for Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635825)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

Cr if you do it right. Hitting failure is what matters, not time spent in gym.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47636859)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 1:43 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

ty

lol @ FK and her simps spouting off with nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637255)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

Anything other than "lift heavy shit to failure" is bad advice or of marginal benefit at best. Outside the gym just eat lots of creatine and protein and try to sleep 9 hours. That's literally it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637452)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:07 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

Is total ignorance of sports science related to TDNW's russophobia?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637480)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

(((sports science)))

the best books about fitness were written 100 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637559)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:55 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

Not getting into Russia. The science says hitting failure is what stimulates growth, not time. For weight training at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637634)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

The "science" also extols periodization, which is incompatible with your dumbed-down view of sports that allows you to be lazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637649)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

Nothing lazy about lifting heavy shit until you drop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637653)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:02 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

What does that even entail in terms of sets and volume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637661)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:04 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

You vary that of course, like you said. Not disagreeing with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637666)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:06 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

Take that up with TDNW, who thinks you can fit a complete program into 30min a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637672)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:11 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

To be fair, there are some (Kevin Levrone was one, I believe) who swear by that. If it works for an individual & their genetics (which would be 1:X0000000), then there's nothing wrong with it.

The issue is that people take these articles or interviews with pro BBers as gospel and insist there's some awesome secret because it worked for some genetic freak of nature on 25g/week of test.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637689)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

There is something to working up to sport-specific max intensity as quickly as possible, but Bulgarians and Kazakhs did this multiple times a day and on enough drugs to clog your kidneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637696)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

I think most people ignore the enhancement side of things and just look at others' routines, from which they draw the conclusions they want.

And there are a lot of people like Momo who went way beyond merely clogging their kidneys. We don't hear about the vast majority of these individuals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637722)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:16 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe

I probably put in 30 minutes of pure poasting when I'm at the gym so it's not for me. But in 30 minutes you could do enough deadlift and squats that you couldn't use the stairs on the way out. For OP I'd suggest not even worrying about time. Just work out until you know you're gonna be sore tomorrow. Keep it simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637701)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

Keep it simple + put in [real] effort is all that's needed for anyone that's not looking to step on stage.

However, those two things aren't marketable, so you never see them espoused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637736)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: crimson fear-inspiring lodge sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637740)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

I'm a fan of Westside's conjugated periodization, but it's not for non-enhanced or middle-age laypeople.

That said, its simplicity & upper/lower body breakdown is probably better for beginners than the weird hit-every-muscle-group-in-seven-days stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637663)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:20 PM
Author: cowardly range useless brakes

dumbed down, says the pan faced cankled gook who thinks muscled guys only appeared after fag gym nuts started posting on IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637709)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Floppy Indirect Expression

Yeah, they had Instagram in the Soviet Union

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47637733)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: Out-of-control home

DESCRIBE her ass, asshold, and cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525014&forum_id=2Reputation#47635690)



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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: electric national security agency

Barely put on weight after multiple kids, the weight training she’s been doing has mostly just added tone and tightness.

C-cup boobs that are kind of wasted on me because I’m an ass man.

Increasingly firm, round butt, which I love. She loves reverse cowgirl, I think because I am so enthusiastic about it. Wish she let me spank her more often.

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Date: May 4th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Thirsty locale water buffalo

Strong Lifts is a great entry level program. Do it for six months.

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Date: May 4th, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Indecent exciting incel puppy

App is great. Program will change your life just go slow and get technique right.

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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: heady light theater

You came to the right place to ask weightlifting questions

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Date: May 4th, 2024 10:31 PM
Author: odious orchid dog poop

day 1: bench press, incline press, flies

day 2: squat, lunge

day 3: pull ups, standing row

day 4: deadlift, farmer walk

day 5: overhead press, lat raises

day 6: arms (optional)

day 7: rest

try to add weight as often as you can

eat a lot and eat healthy, sleep a lot

There are probably a million ways to do the above better, but Im also a dumb middle aged guy and the above seems to work for me.

Best advice: Spend a thousand or so and get a squat rack, bench, bar, plates, and some dumbbells. You'll spend the same for gym membership anyway, so just spend it upfront and save the 40 minute roundtrip commute. You can do all of this at ~30m a day

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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

If you need an "app" to start lifting weights in middle age, you've already failed.

There's nothing to "start." You walk into the rack and squat. You're done when you collapse.

No posting.

No discussion.

No debate.

No pictures.

Just fucking squat.

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Date: May 5th, 2024 3:57 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

But samoth, that would require *gasp* effort! That's the one thing I simply cannot give.

Please provide apps, subscriptions, and extremely complex 7-day full-body workout routines [(c) Flex Magazine 1994] that I will absolutely fail to follow. Additionally, please provide a list of overpriced supplements with the best placebo effects on the market.

I'll pay whatever it takes so long as I don't have to put in effort!

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

very cool

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

Thanks, little bro.

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:21 PM
Author: domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

I could eat you, faggot

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

Thanks, little guy, but I doubt you're my type.

Feel free to make an actual contribution to this thread, though.

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

link to your "actual contribution", you fuming homo?

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

While I appreciate your efforts in finding a way to bring up homosexuality in all of your posts, I would prefer to see something about working out ITT. Opinions, preferences, experiences... whatever you'd like to share :)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: domesticated concupiscible step-uncle's house international law enforcement agency

wow you're really gay

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Nudist talented love of her life halford

Okay, thanks anyway, little guy.

I'll let you have the last word after this, as it's about time for me to hit the fucking gym :)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 4:29 PM
Author: cerebral hyperventilating locus brethren

Squatting to collapse is perfect for a new 40YO lifter

(This post sponsored by your local spinal surgeon)

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Date: May 5th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Red corner multi-billionaire

yeah its solid. do that for 3-4 months and then do a Push pull legs routine

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Date: May 5th, 2024 2:16 PM
Author: Comical headpube

100% agree

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