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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
bossy rigor clown
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
Sadistic ticket booth half-breed
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
Sadistic ticket booth half-breed
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/05/24
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Sadistic ticket booth half-breed
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
bossy rigor clown
  05/05/24
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Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
Crystalline garrison
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
Motley Beta Sound Barrier
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
bossy rigor clown
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
exciting deep tank
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Jade Church Hunting Ground
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
Offensive meetinghouse
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon
  05/06/24
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snowy judgmental school cafeteria
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Passionate forum son of senegal
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
exciting deep tank
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
splenetic talented stead puppy
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
stirring black national security agency dilemma
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
buff round eye depressive
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
exciting deep tank
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
spectacular metal theater stage gaming laptop
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
splenetic talented stead puppy
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
Bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac codepig stain
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
splenetic talented stead puppy
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
splenetic talented stead puppy
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
bossy rigor clown
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
translucent hall
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
pungent skinny woman idea he suggested
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: bossy rigor clown

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: Sadistic ticket booth half-breed

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Sadistic ticket booth half-breed

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: Sadistic ticket booth half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: bossy rigor clown

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: Crystalline garrison

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: Motley Beta Sound Barrier

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: bossy rigor clown

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: exciting deep tank

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Jade Church Hunting Ground

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: Offensive meetinghouse

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: snowy judgmental school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Passionate forum son of senegal

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: exciting deep tank

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: splenetic talented stead puppy

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: stirring black national security agency dilemma

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: buff round eye depressive

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Dull vibrant international law enforcement agency tanning salon

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: exciting deep tank

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: spectacular metal theater stage gaming laptop

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Shimmering Useless Brakes Hell

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: splenetic talented stead puppy

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac codepig stain

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: splenetic talented stead puppy

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: splenetic talented stead puppy

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: bossy rigor clown

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: translucent hall

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: pungent skinny woman idea he suggested

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2#47641125)