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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638748) |
Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: angry violet masturbator institution Watching now.
It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.
Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM Author: Bright location hominid no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638820) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM Author: arousing voyeur Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.
https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/ |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Bright location hominid man, what a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638840) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: arousing voyeur Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638841) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638867) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM Author: arousing voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638878) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM Author: angry violet masturbator institution Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.
Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Bright location hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47638921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM Author: citrine personal credit line Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639082) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: crusty useless brakes Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639535) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: angry violet masturbator institution Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)
Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: vermilion bipolar set That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639114) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church Pretty good roast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639433) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: glittery den didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials
how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Lime Market Sneaky Criminal i heard he's looking to unretire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639445) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: glittery den he is totally lost without football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639450) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM Author: vibrant brethren gunner I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639478) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM Author: glittery den yeah i'm a fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639483) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: Ebony Unholy Property Partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639512) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: dashing regret gas station “I never know what to do with my hands” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639489) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM Author: vermilion bipolar set What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640706) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Multi-colored swollen faggot firefighter resort One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640929) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: vigorous famous landscape painting that gay faggot has 7 rings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47641087) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: Judgmental parlor he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639542) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: glittery den its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47639544) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640319) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: vermilion bipolar set Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM Author: Exhilarant maniacal boltzmann public bath Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught making out with his son? |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Bright location hominid why is this not on any torrent sites yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640732) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM Author: Multi-colored swollen faggot firefighter resort I thought it was the best roast of all time.
Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM Author: Comical ruby bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth No but did they address any of the following:
- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood
- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it
- he is a cuckold
- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand” |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: Multi-colored swollen faggot firefighter resort -nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc -nope -yes that was a running theme -not really |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47641199) |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Multi-colored swollen faggot firefighter resort "Jokes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47643610) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: angry violet masturbator institution - more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery
- i think his kids were off limits
- tons of Giselle jokes
- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM Author: wild tank Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47640921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM Author: Primrose cuckoldry church Tony Hinchcliffe was also good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2],#47641125) |