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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?

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startled azure puppy
  05/05/24
Watching now. It's pretty good but they shouldn't have d...
Erotic digit ratio
  05/05/24
no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3
Comical mustard ape property
  05/05/24
Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point. https...
canary floppy theater shitlib
  05/05/24
man, what a bitch
Comical mustard ape property
  05/05/24
Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then ...
canary floppy theater shitlib
  05/05/24
Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao
startled azure puppy
  05/05/24
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canary floppy theater shitlib
  05/05/24
Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder ...
Erotic digit ratio
  05/05/24
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Comical mustard ape property
  05/06/24
Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no co...
maroon doctorate
  05/06/24
Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think yo...
amber pea-brained university
  05/06/24
Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to...
Erotic digit ratio
  05/06/24
That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole...
self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch
  05/06/24
Pretty good roast.
startled azure puppy
  05/06/24
didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty ...
Supple Mahogany Immigrant
  05/06/24
i heard he's looking to unretire
Light galvanic school cafeteria
  05/06/24
he is totally lost without football
Supple Mahogany Immigrant
  05/06/24
I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just...
autistic up-to-no-good cuck electric furnace
  05/06/24
yeah i'm a fan
Supple Mahogany Immigrant
  05/06/24
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Boyish goyim
  05/06/24
“I never know what to do with my hands”
Razzmatazz jap
  05/06/24
What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox a...
self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch
  05/06/24
One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Al...
umber orchestra pit
  05/06/24
that gay faggot has 7 rings
Beta plaza
  05/06/24
he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the ...
Vermilion black woman telephone
  05/06/24
its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ...
Supple Mahogany Immigrant
  05/06/24
Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" af...
startled azure puppy
  05/06/24
Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels ...
self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch
  05/06/24
Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught m...
Nighttime aquamarine school legend
  05/06/24
why is this not on any torrent sites yet?
Comical mustard ape property
  05/06/24
I thought it was the best roast of all time. Also, Kevin...
umber orchestra pit
  05/06/24
No but did they address any of the following: - he looks ...
charismatic juggernaut reading party
  05/06/24
-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in p...
umber orchestra pit
  05/06/24
There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes
startled azure puppy
  05/07/24
"Jokes"
umber orchestra pit
  05/07/24
- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery - i ...
Erotic digit ratio
  05/06/24
Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it
Passionate Corner Incel
  05/06/24
Tony Hinchcliffe was also good
startled azure puppy
  05/06/24


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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM
Author: startled azure puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638748)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM
Author: Erotic digit ratio

Watching now.

It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.

Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638817)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM
Author: Comical mustard ape property

no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638820)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: canary floppy theater shitlib

Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638821)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: Comical mustard ape property

man, what a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638840)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM
Author: canary floppy theater shitlib

Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638841)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM
Author: startled azure puppy

Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638867)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM
Author: canary floppy theater shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638878)



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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM
Author: Erotic digit ratio

Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.

Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638901)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Comical mustard ape property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM
Author: maroon doctorate

Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639082)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM
Author: amber pea-brained university

Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639535)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: Erotic digit ratio

Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)

Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640891)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch

That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639114)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: startled azure puppy

Pretty good roast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639433)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Supple Mahogany Immigrant

didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials

how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639441)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Light galvanic school cafeteria

i heard he's looking to unretire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639445)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Supple Mahogany Immigrant

he is totally lost without football

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639450)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM
Author: autistic up-to-no-good cuck electric furnace

I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639478)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM
Author: Supple Mahogany Immigrant

yeah i'm a fan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639483)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: Boyish goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639512)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM
Author: Razzmatazz jap

“I never know what to do with my hands”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639489)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch

What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640706)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: umber orchestra pit

One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640929)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Beta plaza

that gay faggot has 7 rings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641087)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM
Author: Vermilion black woman telephone

he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639542)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM
Author: Supple Mahogany Immigrant

its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639544)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM
Author: startled azure puppy

Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640319)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed spectacular gas station crotch

Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640711)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM
Author: Nighttime aquamarine school legend

Isnt Giselle his biological half sister?

wasn't he caught making out with his son?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640348)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: Comical mustard ape property

why is this not on any torrent sites yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640732)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: umber orchestra pit

I thought it was the best roast of all time.

Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640906)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: charismatic juggernaut reading party

No but did they address any of the following:

- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood

- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it

- he is a cuckold

- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640918)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: umber orchestra pit

-nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc

-nope

-yes that was a running theme

-not really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640945)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM
Author: startled azure puppy

There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641199)



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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: umber orchestra pit

"Jokes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47643610)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Erotic digit ratio

- more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery

- i think his kids were off limits

- tons of Giselle jokes

- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640973)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Passionate Corner Incel

Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640921)



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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM
Author: startled azure puppy

Tony Hinchcliffe was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641125)