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Anyone seen The Roast of Tom Brady yet?
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Date: May 5th, 2024 10:44 PM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638748) |
Date: May 5th, 2024 11:11 PM Author: Green Faggotry Fat Ankles Watching now.
It's pretty good but they shouldn't have done it live. Especially with all the non-professionals , would have been better to condense this down.
Would also have helped make the jokes less repetitive. |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:13 PM Author: Wine Contagious Boiling Water Blood Rage no. this week is for clarkson's farm season 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638820) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:14 PM Author: Translucent station multi-billionaire Tom apparently bled out of his vagina at one point.
https://nypost.com/2024/05/05/sports/tom-brady-goes-off-on-robert-kraft-massage-joke-at-roast/ |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Wine Contagious Boiling Water Blood Rage man, what a bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638840) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:27 PM Author: Translucent station multi-billionaire Cr. Peyton Manning would have taken it in stride. But, then again, Tom has 7 rings and Manning has 2. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638841) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:42 PM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit Out of all the jokes, this one hit the hardest? Lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638867) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:46 PM Author: Translucent station multi-billionaire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638878) |
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Date: May 5th, 2024 11:58 PM Author: Green Faggotry Fat Ankles Judging by the fact that no one else mentioned it, i wonder if they weren't explicitly told not to mention it and Jeff Ross ignored it.
Seems like there were like 20 mentions of Aaron Hernandez killing himself, Belichick not getting a job, etc. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 12:10 AM Author: Wine Contagious Boiling Water Blood Rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47638921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:33 AM Author: provocative orchid sex offender tank Shocking that body dysmorphic cuck insisted on a "no contact" total fraud "roast" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639082) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:46 PM Author: Sadistic Ticket Booth Ratface Roasts typically have a list of forbidden topics. I think you’re right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639535) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:57 PM Author: Green Faggotry Fat Ankles Yeah - i think we can also assume that they were told not to mention his kids (or specificlaly him kissing his kids)
Shitty on Jeff Ross's part if tre because seems like there was enough topics to work with |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 9:28 AM Author: talking black woman generalized bond That was part of the act. He was laughing about it the whole time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639114) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:17 PM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit Pretty good roast. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639433) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: wonderful flatulent becky didn't watch it but i would skip the cucking and the shitty end of football and focus on his total listlessness post-football. he doesn't know what to do with himself so he goes around cavorting with various scum celebrities which is unbecoming of him. he is a shallow doofus with a permanent high-school mentality and he's beclowning himself, and nothing in his attitude shows he has the capacity for maturing. but hey at least he got to pose with sam bankman-fried in scam crypto commercials
how's that for a roast. oh and he definitely gives off gay vibes |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:19 PM Author: Irradiated hilarious mediation i heard he's looking to unretire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639445) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:20 PM Author: wonderful flatulent becky he is totally lost without football (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639450) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:30 PM Author: razzmatazz sickened headpube immigrant I like overthinking things too in general but this dude just went through an ultimate midlife crisis. family dissolved. extremely demanding career at which he is regularly lauded as historically significant and accomplished over. not unlike MPA if the server went down for good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639478) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:31 PM Author: wonderful flatulent becky yeah i'm a fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639483) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:38 PM Author: stimulating university (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639512) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:33 PM Author: razzle-dazzle gaming laptop plaza “I never know what to do with my hands” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639489) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:54 PM Author: talking black woman generalized bond What are you talking about? He signed a huge deal with Fox and is about to start calling games this fall. He’s trying to become a media guy like almost all these NFL guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640706) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:08 PM Author: Thriller ultramarine lodge One of the Patriots said he's in a gay relationship with Alex Guerrero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640929) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:24 PM Author: 180 Crimson Chad that gay faggot has 7 rings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641087) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:47 PM Author: pearl idiot he looks like a wax skeleton. dude went way to far with the plastic surgery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639542) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 1:48 PM Author: wonderful flatulent becky its because he's empty inside, football is all he knows has ever known or will ever know (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47639544) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:23 PM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit Lots of people are saying that "comedy is back" after watching this Roast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640319) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:55 PM Author: talking black woman generalized bond Lots of gay and black jokes from straight white guys. Feels like a shift to me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640711) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 6:45 PM Author: Self-absorbed Stubborn Mental Disorder Genital Piercing Isnt Giselle his biological half sister? wasn't he caught making out with his son? |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 8:57 PM Author: Wine Contagious Boiling Water Blood Rage why is this not on any torrent sites yet? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640732) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:02 PM Author: Thriller ultramarine lodge I thought it was the best roast of all time.
Also, Kevin Hart is shockingly good as a host/emcee. It's clear that he would've been the GOAT Oscars host but now that shit is beneath him. |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:05 PM Author: dull french party of the first part volcanic crater No but did they address any of the following:
- he looks like a fag with all that plastic surgery, like I imagine aging homosexuals look like in West Hollywood
- he kissed his son in an extremely weird and sexual way and never answered for it
- he is a cuckold
- he is a try hard faggot who is always worried about his “brand” |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:12 PM Author: Thriller ultramarine lodge -nope, lots of omg he's beautiful, even more gorgeous in person etc -nope -yes that was a running theme -not really |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 12:18 AM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit There were several plastic surgery/gay jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641199) |
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Date: May 7th, 2024 9:26 PM Author: Thriller ultramarine lodge "Jokes" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47643610) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:21 PM Author: Green Faggotry Fat Ankles - more than a few of jokes about his plastic surgery
- i think his kids were off limits
- tons of Giselle jokes
- no jokes about him being a try hard but a lot of jokes about him being a gay fashonista and a lot more about him being a snake oil saleman |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 10:07 PM Author: Mildly autistic parlour jew Nikki Glaser was the only comedian who killed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47640921) |
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Date: May 6th, 2024 11:50 PM Author: brass odious theater hissy fit Tony Hinchcliffe was also good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5525558&forum_id=2Reputation#47641125) |