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I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just y...
Markz
  05/22/07
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!
^%*$*
  05/22/07
perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-r...
Broislav
  05/25/07
i hope this isn't real. i just puked in my mouth.
siegfried
  05/22/07
The worst...
reggie
  05/22/07
that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag refle...
siegfried
  05/22/07
ty for the tip. never thought of that
reggie
  05/22/07
Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk e...
jane hoya
  05/22/07
nah, it was the deep throating. p.s. i didn't think you ...
reggie
  05/22/07
Happens.
jane hoya
  05/22/07
...
reggie
  05/22/07
fast times at WUSTL
pulled pork bbq
  05/22/07
good read
sears-todo-para-ti
  05/22/07
hi kubrickfan!!!!!
45 yo man posting from Filene's basement
  05/22/07
Centipedes? In my vagina?
Larry H. Parker
  05/22/07
haha excellent work
astoria
  05/22/07
hahahahaha fucking sick man
chuckleton
  05/22/07
Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?
%^&$^*$%^
  05/24/07
*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*
knowshisshit
  05/25/07
the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have ...
Broislav
  05/25/07
"oh, they're just thread worms." classic.
Broislav
  05/25/07


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Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Markz

I think the most disturbing event of my life happened just yesterday.

I've been chatting with this girl over msn for a while now, and we met a couple weeks ago. (she's ok-looking, sort of like Beth Ditto but not as fat and not as hot) Yesterday we had a date, and after seeing a movie went back to her place, we made out and before long I had my tongue buried in her vag and a finger in her ass.

This is where it all goes wrong.

I pulled my finger out and started licking her anus while gently pinching her clit, I then leaned back a bit while trying to find a comfier position, and was just going to slide a finger back into her ass when I notice something odd.

There's something on my finger. Moving.

At this point I have no fucking idea what's going on, with a closer look I see there's about 6 or 7 small white stringy things (each about 0.5" long) on my finger and more around her ass.

They're all writhing and wriggling.

Horror.

I'm now holding my finger between us, pointing at it with my other hand, I can't speak; she's panting, out-of-breath, and looking at me as if to say "Why did you stop?". When she realises what's wrong she says "Oh..., they're just threadworms, most people have them, they're harmless."

I ran.

4 hours later, I got back back home, I washed my hands with bleach and dettol, gargled a whole bottle of mouthwash, swallowed maybe 1/2 a tube of toothpaste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8152760)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: ^%*$*

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwww!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153971)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Broislav

perhaps this is a bit late and you appear to be a post-and-run type poster, but it appears that the initial wormage came from her perineal region - is this correct? i'm just trying to imagine myself in your position most accurately. tia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8166614)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: siegfried

i hope this isn't real.

i just puked in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8152805)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: reggie
Subject: The worst...

is when the girl pukes on your dick whilst fellating you. That really sucks. I have ruined some nice sheets from that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8152817)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: siegfried

that's why you should only date bulimic chicks. no gag reflex!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8152823)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 1:29 PM
Author: reggie

ty for the tip. never thought of that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8152835)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)

Next time don't ply her with jaeger bombs to get her drunk enough to blow you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153503)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:24 PM
Author: reggie

nah, it was the deep throating.

p.s. i didn't think you were that drunk anyway, just hungry for the cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153535)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: jane hoya (*seriously committed to Sparkle Motion*)

Happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153540)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: reggie
Subject: no hard feelings, right?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153553)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: pulled pork bbq (the cheat)

fast times at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153091)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: sears-todo-para-ti

good read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153376)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: 45 yo man posting from Filene's basement

hi kubrickfan!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153439)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 4:12 PM
Author: Larry H. Parker (Models and Bottles)

Centipedes? In my vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153476)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 5:35 PM
Author: astoria (the college board is dead to me)

haha excellent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8153917)





Date: May 22nd, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: chuckleton

hahahahaha fucking sick man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8154611)





Date: May 24th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: %^&$^*$%^

Was the girl's name Lena Chen, perchance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8161869)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: knowshisshit

*hurls endless stream of puke from mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8166509)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:35 AM
Author: Broislav

the title made me avoid this but all the bumps made me have a look. i'm glad i did, A-A+ thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8166589)





Date: May 25th, 2007 2:36 AM
Author: Broislav

"oh, they're just thread worms."

classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635221&forum_id=2#8166593)