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JuliaRetarded: Back from Modeling in Paris, Taking ?'s.

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating expe...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional...
Exhilarant striped hyena corn cake
  08/09/04
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
My tits and nose are real btw. It's wonderful to resemble...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
My butt-hole is stretched.
Internet-worthy Knife
  08/09/04
Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass-- my boyfrie...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Thank you.
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass ...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
I eat botox for breakfast.
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
165 for the thread as a whole.
deep stead
  08/09/04
165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my m...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just t...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the ...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in t...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take te...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
ahahah that's funny on so many levels.
Sooty reading party
  08/09/04
Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon yo...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather g...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time m...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting ...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Uh-huh.
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Mode...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I do...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and ...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Looks like a can opener to me.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hos...
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
HA!
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Im getting dizzy reading this
Ocher boiling water
  08/09/04
my photos also have that effect on people.
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious wi...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?
Ocher boiling water
  08/09/04
got a 9.2 on hotornot.com
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You would have a 5 if you were not naked.
Talented Well-lubricated Psychic
  08/09/04
No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo. http://www.ho...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
This photo IS me. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Who gave me the bruised left eye?
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Sigh. No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at th...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Your life must have meaning now.
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes y...
Sooty reading party
  08/09/04
OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually prett...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's ...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Oh, stop flaming, moron.
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwis...
Sooty reading party
  08/09/04
I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind o...
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agoo...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. An...
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.
avocado beta public bath people who are hurt
  08/09/04
There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get stead...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Do you get paid for any of that?
Talented Well-lubricated Psychic
  08/09/04
Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a comp...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.
Talented Well-lubricated Psychic
  08/09/04
i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now....
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry. If...
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air,...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RI...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
So you net about $50 per month during December and lose mone...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $1...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
I have a co-host, moron,so we split that. If you don't beli...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. ...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just ...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not liste...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Sigh. Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austri...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
Will you be interviewing your genital warts?
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated ...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? S...
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, whi...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tear...
Nubile party of the first part macaca
  08/09/04
Why do you hate white people so much?
Ocher boiling water
  08/09/04
Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN ...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
You could be staying with the same guy because you both have...
Big nighttime brunch
  08/09/04
Racist bitch.
Vivacious Office
  08/09/04
I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to a...
fragrant house cuckoldry
  08/09/04
Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.
180 regret
  01/31/05
167
Vivacious Office
  08/09/04
that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course,...
spruce doctorate
  08/09/04
I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance ...
heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness
  08/09/04
This thread is fucking hilarious.
Apoplectic amber goyim locus
  08/09/04
best thread in months.
Emerald Weed Whacker
  08/09/04
correct. this thread = 175
Slap-happy Haunted Graveyard
  08/09/04
177
Ocher boiling water
  08/09/04
...
Fishy Hominid
  08/09/04
Funniest thread since the migration from PR.
infuriating impressive boltzmann associate
  08/09/04
No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting ...
bonkers round eye police squad
  08/09/04
someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?
Violet cuck
  08/09/04
It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They wer...
bonkers round eye police squad
  08/09/04
that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty q...
Violet cuck
  08/09/04
Hilarious. Fucking great.
Thriller Dopamine
  08/09/04
This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the ...
offensive navy messiness
  08/10/04
*Bump* this was a classic
comical magical piazza
  10/28/04
I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.
Big nighttime brunch
  10/29/04
Bump
onyx dead sandwich
  11/18/04
Bump
territorial school masturbator
  12/09/04
another classic julia thread.
onyx dead sandwich
  01/31/05
Greatest. Thread. Ever.
Abnormal selfie
  01/31/05
180 squared
Rebellious center pervert
  01/31/05
I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the foo...
Abnormal selfie
  02/03/05
...
rambunctious rigor
  11/02/05
long overdue
Hilarious Obsidian Stage Blood Rage
  03/21/07


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Date: August 9th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

How can I help you losers with my wealth of fascinating experiences?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1143994)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:09 AM
Author: Exhilarant striped hyena corn cake

Please stop. You cannot hope to rival Julia's unintentional self-parody.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144009)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144016)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:31 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

You're one of the most beautiful horse-faced persons I have ever laid eyes upon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144114)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:35 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

My tits and nose are real btw.

It's wonderful to resemble someone famous for looking great in a dress, Jamie Farr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144146)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:37 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Knife

My butt-hole is stretched.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144166)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Julia Re-fucked by 55 year old cock in the ass--

my boyfriend may be small and quite unattractive; however he makes a lot of money and works only 39 hours a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144244)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:38 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

Thank you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144177)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Good Gracious I am laughing so hard right now. Someone pass me the anti-wrinkle cream, quickly!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144259)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

I eat botox for breakfast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144283)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:41 AM
Author: deep stead

165 for the thread as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144192)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:42 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

165 got me into NYU; but, I turned them down to further my medical career. Modeling pays the bills though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144205)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:45 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

FYI, the money I make modeling is far more than the amount I would make as an attorney. I am a PAID model.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144230)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:44 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Am I really that fascinating to you fools, or are you just tremendously uncreative in your search for entertainment?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144216)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Is it true that you can only sleep standing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144235)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:47 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

is it true that you discovered cold-fusion in 1995?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144245)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Yes; but, I had to turn down the Nobel prize because of the demands of my modeling career. I was modeling in Milan at the time and couldn't break away to Stockholm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144266)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

how did you swing a 42 MCAT score? or did you beat the scale and get a 49?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144270)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Aside from my natural brilliance, I studied while I was in the makeup chair at every modeling shoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144297)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Actually, that's not far from the truth -- I used to take text-books with me to acting jobs/sets during undergrad. Lots of people in that industry who are also in college do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144314)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: Sooty reading party

ahahah that's funny on so many levels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144352)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Excellent usage of the semi-colon. Is there another colon you also enjoy "using?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144281)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

If I get any more fissures, I'll need surgery. I'd rather give oral; but, my nose gets in the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144321)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:52 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Who the fuck ever told you people that I was some big-time model?

I do lots of small-time, primarily local gigs, because obviously, I am short, voluptuous and nowhere near beautiful enough to be a international/top model.Get a clue, folks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144285)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

Your boyfriend (the part-time I-banker / part-time shooting guard for the Knicks / Fields Medal winner).

He logged on last night and took questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144301)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Uh-huh.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144318)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Whatever are you talking about? I am the Most Beautiful Model in the World. My Jay Leno chin, bulbous nose and coarse horse hair are all the rage right now in the industry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144320)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I have nice, thick hair and my nose is alright. My chin I don't care for, particularly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144331)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

I heard JPL conducted a wind tunnel study in your nostril.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144358)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Hilarious. Seriously, though, my nose is normal --not pretty, not ugly. I'm well aware of my unnatractive features,and my nose is not really problematic --my chin and under-eyes are.My hair gets lots of compliments and is thick and healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144372)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

You have the nose of an Arab camel merchant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144396)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Try again. I'm an Arab, and while my nose is not dainty and pretty, it's not a fucking avian-type disaster. It's fine. I'm sorry you disagree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144407)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Looks like a can opener to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144460)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

In addition to my career in modeling, acting, radio show hosting, and defense contracting, I also export my nostril hair to toilet brush manufacturers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144418)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

HA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144423)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: spruce doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144375)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:48 AM
Author: Ocher boiling water

Im getting dizzy reading this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144258)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:49 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

my photos also have that effect on people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144262)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:51 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

If I don't douche daily, I can also knock you unconscious with my coochie stank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144278)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: Ocher boiling water

Are you implying that you are Julia-Reposessed-by-Satan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144305)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:54 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

got a 9.2 on hotornot.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144312)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:56 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Actually, my current scor(based on 1000's of votes) is a 9.8

I know that means very little, but I thought I should correct you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144327)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: Talented Well-lubricated Psychic

You would have a 5 if you were not naked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144334)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

No, the 9.2 he was referring to is actually a pure head-shot(neck up ONLY) taken with my web-cam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144363)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

I do have a 5 in my no-makeup no-boobs photo.

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KEEMERE&key=ATJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144420)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:18 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

Uncanny. I really thought it was me for a second there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144466)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:22 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

This photo IS me.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=63634&mc=40&forum_id=2#1039478

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144483)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

Who gave me the bruised left eye?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144494)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:29 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Donkey punched by my geezer boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144520)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

Sigh.

No one bruised me, I simply wasn't wearing any makeup. This is me, in my natural state. I look a bit like Kate Moss, don't you think? I think Calvin Klein should put me in those au naturale photo shoots of his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144529)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:32 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

All of these idiots are wrong. I had an accident down at the linear accelerater (slipped and fell while deep in thought) when i was trying to resolve the heisenberg uncertainty principle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144539)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

Your life must have meaning now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144339)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Sooty reading party

i would describe you as decent, like a 7.5 hse which takes you down a notch to like 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144366)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

OK. That doesn't impact me either way, and is actually pretty close to how I'd describe myself, too. Some people think I'm unattractive, others think I'm very attractive. I'm just content to be pleased with myself and have enough people think I'm attractive enough to get steady tv/film work.

I'm no beauty, but I'm a normally attractive girl with some very good and some sub-par features.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144390)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Your looks and brains are sub-par. What do you have that's even par?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144406)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:09 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Oh, stop flaming, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144409)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Sooty reading party

you definitely see yourself as much more than a 7.5 otherwise you wouldn't talk so much about how good you think you look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144549)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:37 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I never talk about that. I have said I'm attractive or above-average, both of which correlate with about a 7 or 8. Find me a thread where I claim to be beautiful or gorgeous.Answer: You won't find one, because no such thread exists.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144566)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

You are really actually very scarey looking, you were kind of cute when you had some flesh on your bones, but the recent pics look like skeltor... not pretty.

Though Im sure you could grace the cover of crackwhore magazine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144585)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:41 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I'm done. You just wanna insult me for no reason. Have agood night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144592)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

Actually, I want to insult you because you are annoying. And Im really being honest. The pics I have seen recently remind me of the hollow eyed stares of Nazi death camp survivors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144627)





Date: August 9th, 2004 6:23 PM
Author: avocado beta public bath people who are hurt

you can't use impact as an intransitive verb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148445)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:50 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

There there Fun Shine Care Bear, you must be just jealous of my booming modeling career. It will pass in time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144269)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:53 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I don't have a booming modeling career, disphit: I get steady Spanish-language acting work , have a decent radio show, and get small-time modeling gigs. Quit the bullshit, because I never claimed to be anything else. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144299)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Talented Well-lubricated Psychic

Do you get paid for any of that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144317)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:00 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Yes. That's how I earn a living.I filmed and produced a completely unspectacular import-car tv show last night in both English and Spanish.Obviously, it's not gonna make me famous, or anything, but it pays really well, and I get national tv exposure in both languages as a show host, interviewer,and producer. Despite the fact that the content is inane, it's solid experience and a nice paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144357)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Talented Well-lubricated Psychic

I thought you work for a defense consulting firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144361)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:02 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

i'm also a sr partner at the carlyle group.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144368)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:03 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

Dude, you're cracking me up, whoever you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144373)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: spruce doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144389)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

I'm laughing my ass off. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144401)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I do, but it's a per-project-payment gig, so it's not steady income, unless the project volume increases substantially. It's a sweet gig, though, in that I have a mangerial title to put on my resume and I get a nifty blackberry/cell phone/wireless internet device.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144402)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:11 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

Really? Quelle chance! I have a nifty dingleberry right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144425)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:16 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Not as cool as my little device. The thing has so many nifty functions!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144453)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

You'd be surprised what you could do with a dingleberry.

If you collected enough, you could make a tall glass of bubble tea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144471)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:58 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

FYI: My AM radio show is owned by a very prestigious man who also sells fabulous used cars on the side. He pays me $9 an hour to talk on his fantastic, popular, booming AM radio show. Please show some respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144337)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Nobody pays me anything, as I OWN the show. My earnings come directly from sponsors.

Yeah, the owner of THE STATION is a megalomaniac multi-millionaire of a senile Italian dude who also owns a huge dealership in town and has whole wings of Loyola Hospital named after him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144415)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:14 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Tell the truth. You have to pay to put the show on the air, and then you try to resell the time to advertizers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144440)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Yes, dumbass --that's what I said: I OWN THE SHOW AND ALL RIGHTS TO IT, INCLUDING ADVERTISING SALES.

We pay a monthly rate to the station owner, but all the sponsor proceeds are OURS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144463)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:21 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

So you net about $50 per month during December and lose money for the other 11 months. You're talking about a vanity project, not a career and not even a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144479)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

No, we npay $500/month for the air-time, and sell ads for $150/30 secs and average 7-8 mins of ads an hour(one hour per week).

It's not difficult to sell ads if you have decent show in a large market --- every small business can afford our rates, as they're exceedingly reasonable for ashow that's heard all-over Chicago-land.

No, it's not a career, nor a job --It's a wonderful hobby that gets me some great exposure and experience, while generating decent income. Not too shabby, IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144493)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:33 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

Youd be better off sucking dudes off on the net.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144545)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

You're talking about revenues of $10000 per month. I assume your production costs are negligible; so, you're claiming a net income of over $100000 per year from your radio show. I don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144553)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:39 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I have a co-host, moron,so we split that.

If you don't believe me, why don't you look into the radio industry yourself. Find a small-medium sized am station that sells time blocks, create a show proposal, and go for it. If you have any talent/skill/pizazz, you, too can have this.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144577)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:43 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

I don't believe you make half of $100000 on the radio show. I don't believe you make one tenth of $100000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144599)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:46 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Research it, then. Try it. It's not difficult --You've just gotta generate new show ideas weekly, have a lot of initiative in doing research, getting good guests, selling ads, promoting the show, on top of having a good radio voice,and being fluid and articulate. I invest an average of 15-20 hrs/week on this.

I'm telling you -- it requires effort, ingenuity, entrepeneuralism and a little talent, but you can make a solid chunk of change at this.I strongly suggest you try it if you're at all good at speaking/interviewing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144613)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:58 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

You'd make more money recycling aluminum cans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144671)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

My AM radio show is quite prestigious. Though I am not listed in the official list of the AM "featured stars," as Boondocks pointed out, I am still quite prestigious. A sleazy italian used car dealer gave me the spot if I promised him a free pass to my strip club performance for him and his buddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144462)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:20 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Sigh.

Our show is not huge,and not even listed on that site(because it's a new, once-weekly show). I NEVER claimed it was a huge show --just that it's growing,doing well in terms of sponsorships, and that we get pretty decent guests.

We'll be streaming on-line and have our own site up next month,t hough, so out-of-town folk can listen to it if they want. We're alao talking to syndicators,as well as WLS and WGN> The show may end up being a complete bust or a huge success; either way, I'm enjoying it immensely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144477)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:24 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

In fact, our most recent guest was a dingleberry from Austria. It is quite difficult to have a guest dingleburry from across the ocean, on my show!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144490)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:30 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

Will you be interviewing your genital warts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144527)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:35 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

Do you have genital warts? You seem to be unduly fascinated by them.

I'll tecah you a little bit about STD prevention, however, since you seem to be so worried.

I don't have std's because:

I'm in a 4-year monogamous relationship. I'm not a stupid white chick or dumb cracker college kid who goes to bars to "hook up" with people. I have sex with one partner, for years at a time, hence, no disease.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144557)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:38 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

Why Julia, this is the first time I have brought them up? Speaking of which... 4 year monogamous relationship yet you are up quite often at all hours of the night....

Youre a modern 21st Century gurl, I assume you are letting your man bang other women or something? Or does he just have no stamina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144576)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:40 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

We live together, and he gets up to work in the morning, while I sleep 'till 11. Are you just that stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144583)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: Nubile party of the first part macaca

Getting up for work in the morning is no excuse for not tearing up that ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144615)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:44 AM
Author: Ocher boiling water

Why do you hate white people so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144603)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:47 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

Because I envy turned up noses, smooth skin, and shiny hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144618)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:49 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I don't AT ALL. I hate the silly mentality of many AMERICAN WHITES, but I also dislike the ghetto mentaloty of some urban blacks,etc. My bf is white,a dn I have lots of white friends. I just like decent, intelligent people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144625)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:45 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

You could be staying with the same guy because you both have Herpes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144609)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:48 AM
Author: Vivacious Office

Racist bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144621)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:51 AM
Author: fragrant house cuckoldry

I'm no racist -- I speak the truth. If you've ever been to any college bar, you know what I'm saying is true. I apologize if this describes your behavior, but it's not my fault if you're a promiscuous "hook-up" bar type. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144635)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: 180 regret

Don't fight THE MAN, we win in the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038706)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:55 AM
Author: Vivacious Office

167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144323)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:57 AM
Author: spruce doctorate

that's what i go the first time i look the lsat. of course, i completely forgot to do the games section, but i managed to get everything else perfect!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144330)





Date: August 9th, 2004 12:59 AM
Author: heady scarlet whorehouse twinkling uncleanness

I used my URM status to get into NYU. I lost the acceptance letter though; somehow it got stuck up the ass of my 80 year old boyfriend with tapered leg khakis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144343)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic amber goyim locus

This thread is fucking hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144359)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:13 AM
Author: Emerald Weed Whacker

best thread in months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144435)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy Haunted Graveyard

correct.

this thread = 175

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144444)





Date: August 9th, 2004 1:17 AM
Author: Ocher boiling water

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1144459)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:36 AM
Author: Fishy Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145387)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:51 AM
Author: infuriating impressive boltzmann associate

Funniest thread since the migration from PR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1145467)





Date: August 9th, 2004 2:24 PM
Author: bonkers round eye police squad

No, the funniest was the one that lured Leiter into posting tubgirl. This is a good bet for the top ten, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1146776)





Date: August 9th, 2004 3:04 PM
Author: Violet cuck

someone lured Leiter into posting tubgirl? how?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147041)





Date: August 9th, 2004 3:09 PM
Author: bonkers round eye police squad

It was when the new U.S. News rankings were leaked. They were leaked first on here, and Leiter posted a link on his blog, only to have the author change the link to tubgirl. The first xoxo victory, if you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1147081)





Date: August 9th, 2004 6:40 PM
Author: Violet cuck

that is fucking awesome. I bet someone alerted him pretty quickly, but still. I wonder if that gaffe got much circulation at UT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1148525)





Date: August 9th, 2004 10:35 PM
Author: Thriller Dopamine

Hilarious. Fucking great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1150087)





Date: August 10th, 2004 9:38 AM
Author: offensive navy messiness

This deserves to be bumped. People need a good laugh in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1152485)





Date: October 28th, 2004 11:39 PM
Author: comical magical piazza

*Bump* this was a classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1564557)





Date: October 29th, 2004 6:21 AM
Author: Big nighttime brunch

I'm back from retirement, in case you hadn't noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1565702)





Date: November 18th, 2004 3:32 PM
Author: onyx dead sandwich

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1670349)





Date: December 9th, 2004 8:41 PM
Author: territorial school masturbator

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#1767494)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:17 PM
Author: onyx dead sandwich

another classic julia thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038625)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Abnormal selfie

Greatest. Thread. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038646)





Date: January 31st, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Rebellious center pervert

180 squared

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2038691)





Date: February 3rd, 2005 12:50 AM
Author: Abnormal selfie

I just read about Ashlee in us weekly. Those guys at the football game were total jerks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#2053362)





Date: November 2nd, 2005 5:40 PM
Author: rambunctious rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#4196725)





Date: March 21st, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: Hilarious Obsidian Stage Blood Rage

long overdue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=70422&forum_id=2#7787777)