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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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"Ni hao!" FizzKidd chirps as you wake up next to her with massive hangover |
07/28/26 |
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Chinese invent COTTON-PICKIN robot with 108 arms - 500 years to late 🤨 |
07/28/26 |
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deep platonic male intimacy and vulnerability |
07/28/26 |
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Canadian court convicts guy for being a paedo with no evidence then says 'Oops!' |
07/28/26 |
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Wife says that I'm acting like an 'autistic chud' by laying in bed naked all day |
07/28/26 |
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2 Somali men 69ing on an American flag flashing food stamp cards |
07/28/26 |
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Crazy that the AI Legal Agent benchmarks are amongst the lowest |
07/28/26 |
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im more like Ryan, you're a little more like Seth |
07/28/26 |
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I'm on a dating app for finding platonic male friends to be vulnerable with |
07/28/26 |
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At what age do children start being embarrassed of their parents being fat? |
07/28/26 |
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German Pumo is this recycled footage? |
07/28/26 |
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Congolese Penis: who wants it, who's got it, and who never will have it |
07/28/26 |
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"Anyway let him do it. We know they'll just end up with bread lines" |
07/28/26 |
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Rate this newly-single Asian Hiking Girl |
07/28/26 |
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NAMMLA stands for the North American Man/Man Love Association |
07/28/26 |
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Republicans are the biggest whore-fuckers out there |
07/28/26 |
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Introducing the Mechanigger3000 |
07/28/26 |
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goyimpiggiemonkey tp |
07/28/26 |
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Rate this Connecticut school curriculum (link) |
07/28/26 |
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To the homos tracking my location |
07/28/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨Tokyo earthquake today🚨🚨🚨🚨 |
07/28/26 |
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Mikhail Gorbachev reading the Art of the Deal prior to signing Belovezh Accords |
07/28/26 |
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Uh listen fags |
07/28/26 |
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If you want to destroy my swim shirt Just pull this thread as I swim away |
07/28/26 |
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Iran: look, we had expensive drones on that ship; Ukraine: eez ok we pay you now |
07/28/26 |
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“And I reduced prescription drug prices by 400%!” Trumpmos what does this me |
07/28/26 |
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Calling WGWAG spawn Eurasian is like saying America is Judeo-Christian |
07/28/26 |
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EPAH how come you hate Elon Musk? He is a chill businessdood like you. |
07/28/26 |
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Tommy "Exit Liquidity" Turdskin |
07/28/26 |
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Ross Douthat proves once again that he is a hack |
07/28/26 |
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Libs viscerally hate proud white men who are successful and don't apologize |
07/28/26 |
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ITT we list threads where NSAM mocked Trump |
07/28/26 |
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NSAM in agreement with the mainstream on everything what's wrong with him? |
07/28/26 |
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JFC there's a poaster on here who thinks the government can sell food |
07/28/26 |
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NSAM is the only person on earth who supports Mamdani. That's how wild he is |
07/28/26 |
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Ukraine: vee make mistake. vee are human, uh-just like yooo |
07/28/26 |
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Will Mamdani's offer discount seroquel and lithium? Asking for another poaster |
07/28/26 |
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They sell “full-body deodorant spray for full-figured women.” What is this? |
07/28/26 |
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German Pumo what kind of restitution do you think Ukraine owes Iran right now? |
07/28/26 |
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Cons, did you ever figure out why Mamdani's grocery stores are a bad idea? |
07/28/26 |
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Economist predicts Mamdani 's $3 MTA fare will create "subway lines", shortages |
07/28/26 |
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GOOGL shares shitting the bed due to 6% stake in SpaceX |
07/28/26 |
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Argh, Mondays. |
07/28/26 |
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42yo divorcees with brand new bolt-ons |
07/28/26 |
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Someone made a full blown COD game with one prompt via Claude (link) |
07/28/26 |
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hyrox is kinda gay |
07/28/26 |
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Iran war outcomes |
07/28/26 |
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reminder: we’ve only discovered 5% of extant non-aquatic megafauna species |
07/28/26 |
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Mamdani promises New York will have a giant park people can use... for free |
07/28/26 |
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"he's not guzzling cum he is ingesting training material" |
07/28/26 |
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NeumannMorgenste poasting in a daft punk helmet |
07/28/26 |
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Jafar dressed up like Pee Wee Herman while taking "it" up his butt |
07/28/26 |
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Mamdani says he's going to provide subway service for only $3.00. HOW??? |
07/28/26 |
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Apple to lease iPhones for $17.99 through partnership with Klarna |
07/28/26 |
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German pumon why did Zekenskyy offer to COMPENSATE IRAN today? |
07/28/26 |
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Indian man says he knows how to run a discount store, shitcons skeptical |
07/28/26 |
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Trump to Iran: Hell yeah we'll pay your toll - link |
07/28/26 |
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Why are Yemenis so much whiter and less dysgenic than Saudis? |
07/28/26 |
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Friends, my Maine Coon kitten will be arriving next Tuesday |
07/28/26 |
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Shooting a load of hot jizz all over your wife's asscheeks |
07/28/26 |
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"more of a skank bank haha" |
07/28/26 |
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Add Russian agriculture to their list of economic problems - link |
07/28/26 |
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Me and The Penis tp DPing Mrs. Whok |
07/28/26 |
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Rate me smearing Vaseline all over Whok's wife (video nsfw) |
07/28/26 |
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Your sister sucking Tyrone's dick in front of his homies |
07/28/26 |
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fyi jcm is naked on tinychat right now |
07/28/26 |
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Can are really having trouble digesting how much better NYC is under Mamdani |
07/28/26 |
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Kentucky governor to McConnell: “Pls respond if alive” |
07/28/26 |
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When's a good time to buy SPCX? |
07/28/26 |
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grazing my testicles tp |
07/28/26 |
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"I'm here for the pizza party," said the depressed lawyer |
07/28/26 |
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Critics say Mamdani's plan to abolish private grocery stores carries risk |
07/28/26 |
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Germans are not white |
07/28/26 |
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Bats were fully evolved 10 million years before the first whale was born |
07/28/26 |
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the world of "demolition man" is only 6 years away |
07/28/26 |
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Hot Olympian, Lolo Jones is a virgin at age 29 |
07/28/26 |
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"So without you, people wouldn't know this is a WLMAS account," Grimes asks wide |
07/28/26 |
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Why is no one stopping Ukraine from bullying Russia like this? |
07/28/26 |
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Off 2 Chipotle soon, anybody want anything? 🐶 (Got EPAH's cc, rosebud $ glitc |
07/28/26 |
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Cow Goes Moo pointing gun at lawman8: "I had your job once. I was good at it." |
07/28/26 |
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I AINT GOT NO TYPE |
07/28/26 |
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this German dessert literally translates to "nigger head" |
07/28/26 |
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Working list of stuff Demolition Man accurately predicted |
07/28/26 |
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Rachmiel is the main protag of this Star Trek holodeck |
07/28/26 |
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Bhangra music getting louder as presidential limo approaches |
07/28/26 |
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Politely listening to new features at Apple Store (2B used solely for XO poasts) |
07/28/26 |
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Tfw when no cheerful Blasian tomboy half life 2 gf |
07/28/26 |
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WH phone rings at 4am *bhangra plays* Kamala: "AT&T customer care, how may I hel |
07/28/26 |
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tfw no Sandra Bullock circa Demolition Man gf, interests: Mrs. Officer roleplay |
07/28/26 |
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is that retard karoline leavitt still saying "maximum optionality"? |
07/28/26 |
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Lock-on technology to combine Office Space and The Matrix |
07/28/26 |
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linked in post re performance art being the art of performance |
07/28/26 |
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most searched music genre by state since 2004 (link) |
07/28/26 |
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ITT: bikini clad SWANUS (RSF) |
07/28/26 |
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These are the White poasts. And to you, they're gold. |
07/28/26 |
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ethereal gf disintegrating bc u fed her the wrong brand of pixie dust |
07/28/26 |
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youtube comments are the most interesting thing on the entire internet |
07/28/26 |
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May my enemies' mistresses discover each other and become cinematic |
07/28/26 |
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Doom Eternal theme plays as poasters log in for morning feud |
07/28/26 |
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This is my White Posting. There are many like it but this one is mine. |
07/28/26 |
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I claiming the title of most culturally white person on autoadmit |
07/28/26 |
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De-Chadding My Love Life: What I Learned When I Resigned Myself to Dorky White G |
07/28/26 |
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MAGA = 21st century Jewish anti-Masonic movement |
07/28/26 |
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Tucker frowning at RSF-benzo subthread wasteland: "Thats not how white men poast |
07/28/26 |
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So mad about the $3B/yr to Israel. But love the $200B on Iran War (xo shitcons) |
07/28/26 |
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"Youre right to push back on those working hours" - Rach to tired server hamster |
07/28/26 |
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once literally order bitters and absolut at a bar |
07/28/26 |
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Mamdani Mart has bathroom but key is chained to block of wood |
07/28/26 |
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can't believe there are still cucks on this planet who "go to the office" |
07/28/26 |
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My threads are worthless |
07/28/26 |
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"Yeah so then we'll build a bunch data centers in space." "Ingenious!" |
07/28/26 |
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A Web 1.0 CyberTreehouse, if you can keep it |
07/28/26 |
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board SCHOLARS: do you read prose w antiquated long S direct or translated? |
07/28/26 |
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i am claiming the title of goldenest poster on autoadmit |
07/28/26 |
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Another Wholesome All American Family Annihilation |
07/28/26 |
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A younger Milyana Vayntrub (in her prime) |
07/28/26 |
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What killed the trend of having solariums at fast food restaurants? |
07/28/26 |
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Crypto completely mind raped brownoids and asians |
07/28/26 |
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Why are people Indian |
07/28/26 |
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a chopshop is a bar for ugly people |
07/28/26 |
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they paved paradise and put up a 5M sq ft data center |
07/28/26 |
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Anyone remember the poster Emmanuel Kant who died mountaineering? |
07/28/26 |
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would you get married if you got a 3mm dollar dowry BUT had to give up Autoadmit |
07/28/26 |
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Do people actually poast on obscure message boards like Autoadmit and ZoZo?? |
07/28/26 |
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are libs still attacking and destroying Tesla cars? |
07/28/26 |
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McDonald's is demonic |
07/28/26 |
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Reminder: ChicagoAdChick is virtually unobtainable absent legit |
07/28/26 |
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Cactp, describe ur experiences as a SSBBW in the Midwest |
07/28/26 |
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they can't even make a rock song as good as Jimmy Eat World - The Middle now |
07/28/26 |
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someday i want to order a big mac but with filet o fish patties |
07/28/26 |
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danica patrick accuses aaron rodgers of "emotionally abusive behavior" |
07/28/26 |
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So Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP is covering it up until midterms? |
07/28/26 |
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I got a blow job from Sophie Turner |
07/28/26 |
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What's it like having friends |
07/28/26 |
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🚨 EMERGENCY EMILIO THREAD🚨 |
07/28/26 |
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Zuckerberg shoving his BJC up the State of Louisiana’s shitpipe |
07/28/26 |
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Me to Claude Opus 5: Don't tell the boys |
07/28/26 |
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JD Vance and John Thune participate in the National AIDS Walk (link) |
07/28/26 |
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Who would win in a fight between jimothy the raccoon and punch the monkey? |
07/28/26 |
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neuromansamusa |
07/28/26 |
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Absolutely CONQUERING 180-'s all day (online to be clear) |
07/28/26 |
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would you get married if you got a 3mm dollar truck of fire relaxation herb |
07/28/26 |
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Let's begin, ready? Recite your baseline. |
07/28/26 |
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neuroprancer |
07/28/26 |
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"i'm coming to philly!" "btw i'm going to live in nyc" |
07/28/26 |
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Mexican poasting is solid A+ tier (Pepito, Juan Eighty, et al.) |
07/28/26 |
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Rate Mamdani (Young Cardamom) rap video from 2015: |
07/28/26 |
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Sorry cons, we’re tired of your stupid fucking wars |
07/28/26 |
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McDonalds is just a soulless DoorDash dispensary these days |
07/28/26 |
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McDonald's opening new hipster gastropub: "McDonald & Co. Meats & Provisions" |
07/28/26 |
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