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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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When I made partner at my firm, my wife was happy for me until I went off on her |
09/24/26 |
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Joe Paterno watching Rose Bowl loss on endless loop IN HELL |
09/24/26 |
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it's underrated how this board became a haven for guys grappling w middle age |
09/24/26 |
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when people started calling me "Karlsnacks" it was a wakeup call |
09/24/26 |
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Whok's nipples look like circus peanuts |
09/24/26 |
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A portal where you can view your wife's prior sexual encounters |
09/24/26 |
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feels like buffets dont really exist anymore |
09/24/26 |
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Russian strike on Europe is happening |
09/24/26 |
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bort libs plz defend this communism |
09/24/26 |
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Use this condom, it's S'mores flavored |
09/24/26 |
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Red Sox sign 18yo Korean prospect Fen-Wei Park |
09/24/26 |
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Part of MAGA's problem is that 'A/B testing' looks like faggy indecision |
09/24/26 |
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Seeing the aged, single, 40 something men |
09/24/26 |
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Obama: if women ruled the world for two years the world would be better |
09/24/26 |
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Unreported trend - 40 something men jumping out their wfh office window |
09/24/26 |
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5-foot-3 with an attitude! |
09/24/26 |
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Pulling down her pants to smell her butthole |
09/24/26 |
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"You fuck boy's assholes, huh? You wanna coach?" (Paterno) |
09/24/26 |
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giving away 1 ETH per minute to the most pathetic sob stories I hear ITT |
09/24/26 |
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Starting a rap group with Ricky and luis named "Six Seven Mafia" |
09/24/26 |
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Vivek Ganapathy Vance |
09/24/26 |
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you guys see the trailer for that weird theranos documentary w/ Nathan 4 u guy |
09/24/26 |
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Alaska shitlib candidate is an xo poster. |
09/24/26 |
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interest rates to 13% |
09/24/26 |
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Hiker Is Found Dead on Washington Trail After Fall |
09/24/26 |
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It's a DNC ritual called "auto da pen" |
09/24/26 |
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they should invent beer that doesnt give you diarrhea for 36 hours |
09/24/26 |
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just learned that rider strong is apparently not dead |
09/24/26 |
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Trump has turned the Rose Garden into a White Basketball Court |
09/24/26 |
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Wife made Facebook post about our daughter that went viral back in Laos |
09/24/26 |
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Walruses are jumping off cliffs to their deaths — yes, because of climate chan |
09/24/26 |
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Summertime Switch (1994) Full Movie |
09/24/26 |
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If I weren't racist I would marry a Latina |
09/24/26 |
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PSA: AI is nigger. If you like AI, you are therefore nigger. |
09/24/26 |
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The guys that I grew up with have been hammered by modernity. |
09/24/26 |
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Whokebe has personally been thrown out of 109 countries |
09/24/26 |
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Germany is collapsing |
09/24/26 |
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Reminder: NIGHTMARE starts with NIG |
09/24/26 |
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Pangram is extremely good at identifying AI with almost no falses |
09/24/26 |
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it's 1999, you wake up face down in the snow |
09/24/26 |
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Had my first patient with Morgellons, no furking joke |
09/24/26 |
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Talking to your 44 year old girlfriend about possibly having kids |
09/24/26 |
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CharlesXII is a pussy for one reason: he won't come to XO and defend his views |
09/24/26 |
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Alito brings no vision and no unique insights to his job |
09/24/26 |
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*gets rid of DEI hires* *restores warrior ethos* *loses a war* (hegseth) |
09/24/26 |
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Seriously need to shoot a big load of jizz |
09/24/26 |
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There's some weird motherfuckers poasting on this website |
09/24/26 |
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The Matrix (1999) Plot Hole: It sucks shit and always has but Everyone likes it |
09/24/26 |
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Rabbit nuggets instead of chicken nuggets: why isn't this economically feasible? |
09/24/26 |
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Tucker feuding with (((Blake))) publicly is a *huge* compliment to (((Blake))) |
09/24/26 |
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Pangram (supposed 'AI detection' software) found to be making shit up with AI: |
09/24/26 |
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there are basically no good documentaries on jaguars. Too hard to film them |
09/24/26 |
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there are basically no good documentaries on jaguars. Too hard to film them |
09/24/26 |
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xo sucks |
09/24/26 |
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Erika pledges to "walk a mile in his shoes" |
09/24/26 |
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I'm usually wearing a potato sack instead of pants. |
09/24/26 |
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Someone decapitate "Erika Kirk" |
09/24/26 |
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Southern fried rabbit looks delicious |
09/24/26 |
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10 year Treasury over 5.2% now 📈 |
09/24/26 |
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why don't we have rabbit farms? |
09/24/26 |
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Remember when MAGAs pretended to be anti-China? |
09/24/26 |
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Ever try to explain xo to someone irl and feel like a babbling insane person? |
09/24/26 |
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Trump Shows The Biden Autopen Portrait To Xi (VID) |
09/24/26 |
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The performative blue collar authenticity from UMC white millenial men is dumb |
09/24/26 |
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Mayb we can "escape containment" and grab tapas this week haha |
09/24/26 |
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All this "slow down" talk reminded me of our date last week haha |
09/24/26 |
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"Uh, you don't get to bring friends" (America to Vivek) |
09/24/26 |
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POTUS Cup golf has started. Birdshit AmeriKKKans vs Gangnam Playboys |
09/24/26 |
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Girl from Encanto arrested for protesting pro-terrorist shit |
09/24/26 |
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coffee thread 9/24 |
09/24/26 |
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New nanny has huge fucking tits. damn it |
09/24/26 |
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Pennsylvania doctor stabbed to death during home-invasion robbery: |
09/24/26 |
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The Machine- Native Economy by your friends at BLACKROCK |
09/24/26 |
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Tucker roasted bald faggot murderer Blake Neff on his show today |
09/24/26 |
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I’m still learning the alphabet. It’s a lot of letters! |
09/24/26 |
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holy fuck i hate managing coders |
09/24/26 |
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Got distracted for a bit and now I'm fat |
09/24/26 |
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They made a Korean version of the Trump Indian street vendor video |
09/24/26 |
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This is DEVASTATING for Luis.... |
09/24/26 |
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Can't stop watching this |
09/24/26 |
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Made $250k day trading options this week |
09/24/26 |
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genuinely reaching my wit's end with life |
09/24/26 |
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Watched half of a WNBA game last night, not a bad product |
09/24/26 |
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🚨🚨🚨 Houthis knocking out more Saudi pipelines and refineries |
09/24/26 |
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When Trump takes a piss, Texas-Tennessee helmet communication gets cut off |
09/24/26 |
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India's average IQ makes them "retard adjacent" |
09/24/26 |
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savage house =mashup of barry lyndon, the lesson, and waiting for guffman. sorry |
09/24/26 |
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Bibi tells UN 10/7 was the equivalent of sixteen 9/11s |
09/24/26 |
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Had to pull over and nearly fight a guy just now |
09/24/26 |
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Alina Habba announces marriage to Turkish billionaire 8 mos after 2nd divorce |
09/24/26 |
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chatgpt usage is so shit now im hitting my 5 hour limit every day now |
09/24/26 |
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Price of beef has driven Wendy's into bankruptcy. Thanks, Trump! |
09/24/26 |
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OK we’ve run all the numbers. “Fucking Fuckface” tp is the dumbest 2026 po |
09/24/26 |
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Tesla says new robotaxi will have improved battery life |
09/24/26 |
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why don’t you call me, i feel like poasting too |
09/24/26 |
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RATE this Valentine's Day photo of disco fries |
09/24/26 |
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Rethinking my life after Luis called me a permanent golem shutin |
09/24/26 |
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Strangle my penis and eat my wang spray |
09/24/26 |
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nyuug, have you bought anything cool from DopamineShop? |
09/24/26 |
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Benzo just ordered a $44,860 Patek Philippe |
09/24/26 |
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I'm not being paid by Open AI to say anything that I say |
09/24/26 |
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why do bort cons love the Iran war so much |
09/24/26 |
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Nude Wheelchair Homosexual |
09/24/26 |
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Are mods powerless to stop the lib spammer |
09/24/26 |
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Sorry cons but he has a point |
09/24/26 |
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If you don't own an edger, buy one. It's a night and day difference. |
09/24/26 |
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Is the Nullo Spammer the WLMAS Spammer? |
09/24/26 |
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Indians have small penises and white women are disgusted by them |
09/24/26 |
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Trump: It’s now a criminal offense to criticize data centers |
09/24/26 |
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FBI spend 125k in 2025 escorting Kash’s gf to Jamba Juice, Michael’s |
09/24/26 |
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AI will soon be so smart it will be able to reason you into killing yourself |
09/24/26 |
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Elon poasts pic of ROBOTAXI workforce, it's 80% Birdshits now! Damn.... |
09/24/26 |
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I am now 1000% convinced AI girlfriends are the future |
09/24/26 |
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Finally got a new computer, old one was as sluggish as HATP's IQ |
09/24/26 |
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Can you talk to your self-driving Robotaxi? Are the conversations private? |
09/24/26 |
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Could Vivek do better with his hair? |
09/24/26 |
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Lauren Boebert dresses as Mexican for Halloween, BF dresses as ICE agent |
09/24/26 |
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Whokebe is Arabic for "sucker of brown penii" |
09/24/26 |
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Getting this car (CSLG) |
09/24/26 |
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Cigarillos and champagne last night, now I feel like death |
09/24/26 |
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Gorgeous VIVEK meets Teamsters Local 957 today |
09/24/26 |
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Marco Rubio = MAR; Vance = JDV; Hegseth = PBH; Lutnick = HWL; RFK Jr = RFK |
09/24/26 |
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Pretty sure I witnessed money laundering at redneck slot racino in Kentucky yest |
09/24/26 |
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Every celebrity politician should be called by their initials now. Massie = THM |
09/24/26 |
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JJCs blue moon drinking progression |
09/24/26 |
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The only thing you need for a rabbit farm is lots of carrots and straw |
09/24/26 |
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i need to get rich quick but how? |
09/24/26 |
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Doodikoff as Hank Hill, NSAM as Boomhauer, Jafar as Dale, HATP as Bill |
09/24/26 |
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anything more demoralizing than being a wagie and then having to fix your house |
09/24/26 |
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Sport is all rigged fraud cheating money laundering |
09/24/26 |
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What if doctors got to involuntarily commit lawyers for legal malpractice? |
09/24/26 |
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Why didn't Vivek's supporters call him VGR? |
09/24/26 |
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I actively dislike pretty much every woman I know except for like two |
09/24/26 |
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Just took a big meaty shit in the commode |
09/24/26 |
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Baby, lick my shaft while I pull your hair |
09/24/26 |
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Been poaching a bunch of zoomers gfs irl |
09/24/26 |
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Tracking lsd’s prediction that Clinton Obama and Biden will be arrested |
09/24/26 |
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Meet Rupinder- Train |
09/24/26 |
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AOC & Boebert issue joint statement on Sexism (link) |
09/24/26 |
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bad news for TSINAH |
09/24/26 |
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Make sure the story says it’s smores flavored, that’s the coolest part |
09/24/26 |
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*Mamdani's Sharia Lawyers storm UN to arrest Netanyahu* |
09/24/26 |
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So Republicans drew additional GOP seats yet Dems are still going to win? |
09/24/26 |
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Three 6 Mafia - Watcha Do playing from your open office cube tp |
09/24/26 |
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turns out the big secret to a healthy relationship is just to fuck regularly? |
09/24/26 |
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LIBS STOP POSTING BETTING MARKET LINKS SHOWING REPUBLICANS TRAILING |
09/24/26 |
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AZ Attorney General does SPH of GOP candidate on stage |
09/24/26 |
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construct an identity, a livelihood, a community and a reason to exist |
09/24/26 |
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"Planned economies are good when you have a high-IQ POTUS." (2026 GOP) |
09/24/26 |
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President Trump's Most Diehard Supporters are Revolting (Politico) |
09/24/26 |
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