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By unhinged pumos about you · Past 6 hrs / 24 hrs / week / month
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An ego calibrated to constantly lie to you to dysregulate you from reality tp |
08/30/26 |
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Just pickled jalapeños from my little faggy garden. |
08/30/26 |
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loading up on nintendos switch 2 before the price increase |
08/30/26 |
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anyone have just completely retarded Boomer parents? |
08/30/26 |
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The holocaust is a technical problem |
08/30/26 |
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White guy tied down so 8 Asian girls can ride his face to orgasm (video) |
08/30/26 |
(4) |
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Bros, I regret to inform you that WMTP took his own life tonight |
08/30/26 |
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Why is nyuug "bad" again? |
08/30/26 |
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I want to be smothered by Asian Pussy |
08/30/26 |
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going swimming randomly is pretty fun |
08/30/26 |
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Millennials are refusing to take care of their aging Boomer Parents |
08/30/26 |
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Who's the most based cooking show host / popular chef? |
08/30/26 |
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The science was extremely high quality and produced by respected professionals |
08/30/26 |
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My friends are developing embarrassing hobbies in middle age |
08/30/26 |
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Two kids in Pennsylvania gain *permanent immunity to measles (link) |
08/30/26 |
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Do you meet the GASSED UP MID’s dating requirements? |
08/30/26 |
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1899 NYT Weddings: A Indian named "Ajeet" proposes Birdshit lady after 3d in USA |
08/30/26 |
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How much of a loser creep do you have to be to pay for sex? |
08/30/26 |
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the crystals are calling you |
08/30/26 |
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explain to me why i should care whether xo shuts down for good |
08/30/26 |
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Hey nyuug: if u fucked 1500 girls, why do u pay for sex Gangnam playboy? |
08/30/26 |
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Fucked probably around 120 chicks, honestly lost count after 100. Most post-wife |
08/30/26 |
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Poasting on XOXOhth. (2026), still can't believe this GreatBort exists tp |
08/30/26 |
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Why did the US leave so much hardware for the Taliban instead of scuttling that |
08/30/26 |
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Duolingo but for learning and practicing slurs more accurately |
08/30/26 |
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A bald Asian virgin flew to Warsaw and pulled a gorgeous blonde. |
08/30/26 |
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The escort scene is getting NUTS. This country is fucking COOKED |
08/30/26 |
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Tommy what’s stopping you from trying a religious retreat of some kind |
08/30/26 |
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natalie harp is the hottest woman to ever live and it's not close |
08/30/26 |
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Tommy T meeting a golden named “mango lassie” on road to Shanghri La 🐾 |
08/30/26 |
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Rach is a character in GYA VI |
08/30/26 |
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I'm going to JAKARTA to furk AZNpussy SLUTS, u mad Birdshits? |
08/30/26 |
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2013: GTA 5, first Autoadmit poast! 2026: GTA 6, asking Rach “can u host?” |
08/30/26 |
(8) |
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Ricky stopping for the Togo's Sandwiches at the end of the universe |
08/30/26 |
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Most black women really do deserve the stereotypes |
08/30/26 |
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explain to me why i should care whether the white race goes extinct |
08/30/26 |
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OF model’s mom talks about rules she has for her bf |
08/30/26 |
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Emily Ratajkowski: "I've become a total WHORE after having a kid" |
08/30/26 |
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Tumblr of forlorn goth chicks thinking of you while listening to The Cure |
08/30/26 |
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do dot indians or chinamen ever invent anything? |
08/30/26 |
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were you a “pyro” in middle school? roman candles? |
08/30/26 |
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Is Putin crazy enough to use nukes if he feels like he got punked? |
08/30/26 |
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Were comic books always losery even in the old days? |
08/30/26 |
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"O rly? Ur from Honduras?" 😋 |
08/30/26 |
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Sunday Night out on the Weber Kettle (picanha) (pic) |
08/30/26 |
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no one "surfs the web" anymore |
08/30/26 |
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killer whales are actually killer dolphins |
08/30/26 |
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GTA 6 will help increase fertility rate |
08/30/26 |
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come chill 70+ yrs on an inverted nightmare hellscape you’re gonna love it |
08/30/26 |
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Hey man you can’t just kidnap and rape my family like that lol |
08/30/26 |
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tfw no european existentialist goth gf |
08/30/26 |
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State the princess from the Black Cauldron (1985) before I engage you further |
08/30/26 |
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OUR WHOLE SPECIES IS STUPID FUCKING DOGSHIT |
08/30/26 |
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OUR WHOLE LIVES ARE STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT SLAVE FRAUD. TAKE YOUR MEDS! |
08/30/26 |
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Downtown KC seems a bit methy and dark |
08/30/26 |
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know why this shit fucking faggot country failed? they torture people over bicyc |
08/30/26 |
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Going to XO TOPEKA tomorrow any suggestions? |
08/30/26 |
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Will EURO BIZ ever get upgraded? |
08/30/26 |
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We havent forgotten you queer Covid lockdown people. |
08/30/26 |
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Pumos are a stain on this earth and I am a Cleaner of filth |
08/30/26 |
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THIS FUCKING FAGGOT JOKE FRAUD OF A COUNTRY |
08/30/26 |
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Why is Emilio Estevez tp “bad” again? |
08/30/26 |
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every single thing that goes on in this shit world is fucking stupid |
08/30/26 |
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can't figure out why smart people detonated nuclear weapons trying to end earth |
08/30/26 |
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FLASH FLOOD wipes out 20+ Grand Canyon hikers: |
08/30/26 |
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One If By Catalina, Two If By Reel Fish |
08/30/26 |
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THIS FAGGOT COUNTRY IS SO GOD DAMN DUMB I HOPE IT BURNS TO FUCKING GROUND |
08/30/26 |
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Hey kikerico stop poisoning me while I'm trying to testify |
08/30/26 |
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Starting to suspect some poasters are IRL mentally ill & not performance art |
08/30/26 |
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Entire LIFE was attempt to Escape my Fate, now I'm FURKED |
08/30/26 |
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"AMERICA" IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING FAGGOT FRAUD IN HUMAN HISTORY |
08/30/26 |
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jshad driving into sunset w antique globe buckled into passenger seat |
08/30/26 |
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Wow earthly existence fucking sucks lol |
08/30/26 |
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why do fewer ppl believe in religion now？ |
08/30/26 |
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Vigilante kicking brownoids off their food delivery bikes in Europe (video) |
08/30/26 |
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Why is this Web 1.0 marketplace of ideas “bad” again? |
08/30/26 |
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Is Robin Hood the worst “classic Disney animated movie?” Just watched it |
08/30/26 |
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INTERNET CONFESSION: I love 4chan Hayley Williams sipping threads but have zero |
08/30/26 |
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Having ZERO sex drive from GLP-1s is 18000000000 |
08/30/26 |
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Hypo: $1M or the Tinnitus goes away forever |
08/30/26 |
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julia carving out lucrative niche as busty milf financial influencer on tiktok |
08/30/26 |
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whok, will you cum in me? |
08/30/26 |
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Looking forward to Disney’s Robin Hood due to XO’s reverse recommendation, t |
08/30/26 |
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THE UNITED STATES OF STUPID FAGGOT COCKSUCKER COWARD FRAUDS |
08/30/26 |
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might keep shitting outside in the morning |
08/30/26 |
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Dolly Parton is det |
08/30/26 |
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OUR POLICE ARE STUPUD FUCKING COCKSUCKERS AND I FUCKING HATE IT HERE |
08/30/26 |
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CSLG should buy this Pasadena Wayne Manor & use Kenny as his Alfred butler |
08/30/26 |
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THIS COUNTRY IS A COMPLETE FUCKING FAGGOT FRAUD |
08/30/26 |
(1) |
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I have come to love poasters (namely XO poasters) after liking them since youth: |
08/30/26 |
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The blank bump was a genuine poasting innovation |
08/30/26 |
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The Cultural reason for Nintendo’s lack of Games |
08/30/26 |
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jshad riding train to end of line w suitcase full of pinecones |
08/30/26 |
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*jshad holding COCK overhead* *zelda music plays* da da da dahhhhhh |
08/30/26 |
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might start sitting outside in the morning |
08/30/26 |
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I start my new job tomorrow. Please pray for me. |
08/30/26 |
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Oh no! My pecuniary sprog's looted sale value! (Emilio) |
08/30/26 |
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Former Pac-10 schools have like 500 fans at their cfb games now lmao |
08/30/26 |
(4) |
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AI Latina gfs for me, not for thee |
08/30/26 |
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jshad do you have a penis or a cock? |
08/30/26 |
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I have come to despise dogs (namely dog owners) after loving them since youth |
08/30/26 |
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"Emilio" is a career criminal |
08/30/26 |
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“Can u host?” The exhausted server hamster 🐹 asked, and rachmiel delivere |
08/30/26 |
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Pinocchio Story from 808s & Heartbreak is one of the most heartfelt songs ever |
08/30/26 |
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jshad biking through fresh snow w Christmas carp strapped into front basket |
08/30/26 |
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“180’s & Heartbreak” - Rachmiel’s memoir working title |
08/30/26 |
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All of my favorite poasters are either Black or brown (or yellow or golden) 🫶 |
08/30/26 |
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💜💜💜 |
08/30/26 |
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Rate this new Jeet scam involving cars |
08/30/26 |
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Who is the greatest blank bumper in the history of xo? |
08/30/26 |
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How do "Autoadmit" and "ZoZo" form such an ethereal performance art space? |
08/30/26 |
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jshad skateboarding downhill w Christmas carp tucked inside winter coat |
08/30/26 |
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Legionnaire buddy of mine pulls down $75k in gaul, balls hard |
08/30/26 |
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Buddy of mine calls his favorite DodgerDog combo The Penis in honor of Autoadmit |
08/30/26 |
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probably going to return to australia after living in the usa for almost 12yrs |
08/30/26 |
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jshad kneeling beside bathtub, conferring with christmas carp |
08/30/26 |
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Pheromone maxxing trend spreads across the manscape |
08/30/26 |
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Stacey Dash: Emilio’s forever 90s crush 💞 |
08/30/26 |
(9) |
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Me and Emilio at NPB game trying to order Da-ja- do-gu onegai shimasu |
08/30/26 |
(12) |
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One set of footprints: jshad carrying freshly caught Christmas carp up beach |
08/30/26 |
(22) |
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TFW no Alicia Silverstone circa Aerosmith virtual gf |
08/30/26 |
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Doodikoff is Autoadmit’s greatest performance artist and it’s not even close |
08/30/26 |
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AI thinks Autoadmit and “ZoZo” may be same cyberhaiku performance art space |
08/30/26 |
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Summer Catch with Freddie Prinze Jr. and Jessica Biel came out August 24, 2001 |
08/30/26 |
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may my enemies find themselves stuck watching PS I Love You with 6 childless shr |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies be assured they will get in anywhere they apply |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives watch a lot of HGTV and start flipping houses for fun |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives play iPhone games until 2am & be too tired for sex |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives drink pumpkin beer and fart all night |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives act like the invented cooking after they make a simple meal |
08/30/26 |
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Blown away how surprisingly gorgeous Autoadmit in year 32, give or take |
08/30/26 |
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Walk streets of ZoZo til I get lost / cause it doesn’t remind me of anything |
08/30/26 |
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May my enemies wives begin to chew like a camel 7 years into the marriage. |
08/30/26 |
(11) |
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Explore new worlds. Boot up a new Computer. |
08/30/26 |
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Kurosawa's Dreams except its ethereal vignettes about XO poasting history |
08/30/26 |
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The guy from Soundgarden and Audioslave was in both bands. |
08/30/26 |
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Why did Rare (video game company) only make good games for like 5 years |
08/30/26 |
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Angels & Airwaves & Autoadmits... |
08/30/26 |
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FREE MONEY: TCU -7.5 v. UNC (in Ireland) |
08/30/26 |
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lol wtf is goying on over here?!? |
08/30/26 |
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my toxic trait is knowing deep down I'm a better tourist than the other tourists |
08/30/26 |
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If I wasn't racist I would breed Latinas night and day. Thank u racism. |
08/30/26 |
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Trump declares WAR on Canada... |
08/30/26 |
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Der Penis tp & his golden retriever taking the entire GreatBort out for gourmet: |
08/30/26 |
(6) |
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Emilio and me both eating from opposite ends of the same Dodger Dog |
08/30/26 |
(18) |
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Why are Canadians such assholes? |
08/30/26 |
(11) |
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Sicko India LEGALIZE AI generated sexual images of children! |
08/30/26 |
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“Autoadmit.com” will become huge one day [the year is 2003…] |
08/30/26 |
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Richard clock tp can still do most of the moves from Omarion- touch music video |
08/30/26 |
(3) |
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“The miracle of all of this… does it ever cross your mind?” |
08/30/26 |
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