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Do Chinese typewriters have like 1,000 keys?

Or do they still handwrite everything?
glassy rebellious striped hyena school
  01/23/15
Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Lik...
Lake hilarious plaza
  01/23/15
The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the mo...
talking ape
  01/23/15
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fighting psychic
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Only to a certain extent
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motley iridescent temple
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Amazing work here.
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lol at the monsoon part
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In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of...
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talking ape
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Cq
Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad
  01/23/15
chinese characters are based off of components called radica...
electric faggot firefighter
  01/23/15
What a SPS language and writing system
hateful degenerate boltzmann
  01/23/15
cr nowags explain
Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad
  01/23/15
cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos
Tantric cheese-eating personal credit line
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Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?
hateful degenerate boltzmann
  02/17/15
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slap-happy rose theater stage
  02/18/15
korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable g...
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  02/18/15
Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese syste...
hateful degenerate boltzmann
  02/18/15
agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a hi...
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  02/18/15
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hateful degenerate boltzmann
  02/18/15
boosts children's IQs though.
Purple pit
  02/18/15
Yes
bat-shit-crazy misanthropic karate gas station
  01/23/15
Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.
bat-shit-crazy misanthropic karate gas station
  01/23/15
http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc
Contagious Voyeur Crackhouse
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what the fuck
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glassy rebellious striped hyena school
  02/17/15
lol
soul-stirring fluffy affirmative action
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what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing
hateful degenerate boltzmann
  02/17/15
lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this probl...
Appetizing Stage
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you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your s...
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  02/18/15
in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type ...
Purple pit
  02/18/15
That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?
Appetizing Stage
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concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in ...
Purple pit
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OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written lang...
Lavender startled trailer park ratface
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?
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tyvmft.
motley iridescent temple
  02/17/15
pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro
Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad
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1:35 LJL
adventurous round eye
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HOLY SHIT There are 2 more boxes of millions of little ke...
hateful degenerate boltzmann
  02/17/15
There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.
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chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort o...
razzle flatulent set masturbator
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think its russian or some shit
Purple pit
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It's Swedish
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talking ape
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lol. fuckin chinks
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talking ape
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why are they so fucking weird? jfc
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  02/17/15
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Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad
  02/17/15
Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments
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What a dumb fucking TTT language
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glassy rebellious striped hyena school
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talking ape
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most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudp...
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 AM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school

Or do they still handwrite everything?

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:05 AM
Author: Lake hilarious plaza

Idk but I know that for texting its all predictive text. Like u press the *vertical squiggly line * button and u get a bunch of options for other lines and then you press one of those and shit it's sort of cool but kinda ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27169686)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:24 AM
Author: talking ape

The first prototype had 6,500 keys corresponding with the most common characters in Mandarin, and weighed an incredible 800 pounds.[2] It took over five hours to assemble the typewriter, with the keys alone filling an average-sized room. The typewriter was so large that many were used as makeshift shelters during the summer monsoon season.[3] Unwieldy and cumbersome, the model was phased out in favor of a simplified version that only had 3,200 keys.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_typewriter

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

Thought this would be an evan39 flame poast

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: Transparent institution puppy



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: metal space jap



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: fighting psychic



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Transparent institution puppy

Only to a certain extent

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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:51 AM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:26 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: talking ape



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:20 PM
Author: dashing garrison kitty cat



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Date: May 8th, 2026 12:16 AM
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Overrated brethren



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:08 AM
Author: awkward saffron hunting ground



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Date: January 30th, 2015 10:28 PM
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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: motley iridescent temple



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:31 PM
Author: drab mind-boggling spot water buffalo

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:21 PM
Author: wine mildly autistic immigrant principal's office

lol at the monsoon part

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:10 AM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:14 PM
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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:32 PM
Author: effete marketing idea boiling water

In the heart of San Francisco's Chinatown, amidst the din of a city forging its destiny with iron and steam, stood Lin Yutang, a solitary figure dwarfed by his colossal creation. His hands, which once danced with the grace of a calligrapher, now bore the stains of industry. He had crafted not just a machine but a monolith—a typewriter with 6,500 keys that captured the breadth of Mandarin thought.

The room that housed this behemoth was a vaulted space above the teeming streets, where shadows played upon walls lined with characters as if to hold back the clamor from below. It was here that Meiying, whose father's laundry service perfumed the air with starch and soap, often watched Lin from afar. She saw in him a reflection of her own unvoiced dreams.

As twilight embraced the city and fog weaved its silver threads through alleyways, Meiying lingered after Lin's demonstration to potential investors—men who couldn't see past the machine's unwieldy form to its revolutionary heart. They departed with murmurs of "impractical" and "impossible," leaving Lin disheartened amidst his metal forest of ideographs.

Meiying approached him then, her voice a hushed tremor in the vast room. "It's magnificent," she said, her fingers grazing a key labeled "strength" (力). "But it is like asking one person to carry a mountain."

Lin looked at her—really looked—and in her gaze found clarity. "Perhaps smaller is better," he murmured, an idea unfurling like dawn light in his mind.

Their eyes locked in shared understanding; they were two dreamers against the world. In that moment, they came together among the iron and ink—a fusion of passion and intellect. Meiying climbed onto the typewriter as if it were an altar for their aspirations. Her touch on each key was deliberate—“harmony” (和), “passion” (情), “future” (未)—spelling out their silent dialogue.

Beneath them, the typewriter held fast—its weight a testament to their burden of dreams. Yet as they moved together in fervent rhythm, it was not the heaviness they felt but rather the buoyancy of possibility. Each press of a key was a whisper of what could be: more intimate machines that could bridge worlds without bearing down upon them like mountains.

In their embrace atop the leviathan device, Lin and Meiying wove a tapestry of new meanings—a story told not through words but through sighs and caresses. The typewriter became their canvas and conduit—a giant they would not carry but transform into something that could be carried forward into an age awaiting its script.

And when dawn cast its first golden rays upon San Francisco's awakening streets, Lin Yutang emerged from his workshop with sketches for something revolutionary—a smaller typewriter that could connect East and West without weighing down either shore. The investors would see; they would understand this time.

For within that night's entwined passion lay not just love but also invention—the seed of an idea made manifest by two hearts beating in unison against steel and expectation.

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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:33 PM
Author: talking ape



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

Cq

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: electric faggot firefighter

chinese characters are based off of components called radicals. There are a fairly small number of radicals that can be used to index 99% of the characters you'd commonly use. Actually keyboarding today, you either type in pinyin (romanized version of the character pronunciation) and then you'll see a list of corresponding characters, or you type ina radical and you get a list of characters that go with it.

It's still slower than typing with character based languages. Even non-retard chinese admit that their writing system is SPS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27170192)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:29 AM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

What a SPS language and writing system

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

cr

nowags explain

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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Tantric cheese-eating personal credit line

cr. leave it to nowags to invent such a convoluted pos

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:18 PM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

Gooks and Japs have alphabets right? Why not Chinks?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:59 AM
Author: slap-happy rose theater stage

wait, there are different species of azns?

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: pontificating cuckold university

korean has an alphabet that you basically write a syllable grouped together as a character, but the individual parts are an initial, medial, and final sound - it'd be like writing "hello, major general" as "hel lo, ma jor ge ne ral"

japanese has a syllabary, not an alphabet

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

Both of these things are 1000x better than the Chinese system



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:22 AM
Author: pontificating cuckold university

agreed, but the chinese system is still pretty 180 from a historical linguistics and artistic POV - and to the extent japanese borrowed from chinese, the same thing goes for japanese - you can have two characters that represent the same verb but one has additional connotation - i'm thinking immediately of something like "kiku" (to listen), where the main kanji is just pretty literal but the second most common implies attention paid specifically to the listening, possibly for recreational purposes

so you can use either kanji if you're listening to a concert, but one usage is more literary even though they're exactly the same verb just written differently

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

Drawing a fucking painting for each word you want to represent seems like a pretty shitty system to me bro, no matter how pretty it might be

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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Purple pit

boosts children's IQs though.

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy misanthropic karate gas station

Yes

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy misanthropic karate gas station

Someone find a video demonstrating how they type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27170209)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Contagious Voyeur Crackhouse

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l6iu9Nie4Oc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27170258)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Tantric cheese-eating personal credit line

what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27220563)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:23 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring fluffy affirmative action

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27225576)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

what in the fucking fuck is that fucking thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27338310)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Stage

lolwtf? now i'm genuinely curious how they solved this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27338329)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:25 AM
Author: pontificating cuckold university

you type phonetically now and smart computers convert your shit to the correct stuff, but in the case of homophones, depending on your os, a key will cycle through the options

If I type literally the five keys n i h a o on my mac, it will recognize and convert that to the correct Chinese. But if I type something that is not like the most common Chinese phrase of all time, it might present me with a couple options ranked by likelihood based on what else i've typed, etc. and i can arrow down among the selections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27339951)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:34 PM
Author: Purple pit

in a typical input system, like with windows or apple, type "hao" then you choose:

1. good

2. luxe

3. horn

4. vast

5. Hao (surname)

6. expend

... the list goes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342463)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:53 PM
Author: Appetizing Stage

That sounds kind of awful. How can anyone type fast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342600)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Purple pit

concise language. 140 char = english tweet, but an essay in chinese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342605)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Lavender startled trailer park ratface

OK how can a society function without NUANCE in written language?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27346030)



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:08 AM
Author: Opaque theatre

?

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:21 PM
Author: motley iridescent temple

tyvmft.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

pretty sure that he's working a small wool loom bro

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:46 PM
Author: adventurous round eye

1:35 LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27338596)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:48 PM
Author: hateful degenerate boltzmann

HOLY SHIT

There are 2 more boxes of millions of little keys

WTF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27338615)



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:53 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school

There is no way that can be more efficient than handwriting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27338662)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: adventurous round eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 AM
Author: adventurous round eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 8:20 AM
Author: mint meetinghouse

For some reason I feel like this really captures the essence of chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27339853)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: Domesticated talented theater

Asian hipster girl carrying 3000 key typewriter to coffee shop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27339917)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: razzle flatulent set masturbator



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:37 PM
Author: Purple pit



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342262)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:22 PM
Author: dashing garrison kitty cat



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:15 PM
Author: umber big ticket booth gay wizard



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: razzle flatulent set masturbator

chinks -- is the narrator speaking mandarin? and what sort of accent?

i took a year of mandarin and think something about this sounds totally weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342448)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:35 PM
Author: Purple pit

think its russian or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27342471)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:09 PM
Author: Wild Avocado Site Newt

It's Swedish

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:14 PM
Author: chartreuse spectacular casino skinny woman



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Infuriating concupiscible box office



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Date: January 24th, 2015 3:06 AM
Author: talking ape



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Date: January 24th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: copper piazza persian

lol. fuckin chinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27176596)



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:31 AM
Author: talking ape



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Date: January 31st, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: Tantric cheese-eating personal credit line

why are they so fucking weird? jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27220558)



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:20 AM
Author: talking ape



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Date: February 1st, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Curious Coral Bawdyhouse Philosopher-king



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: dashing garrison kitty cat



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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:17 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school

I do not remember making this thread, but for some reason I am proud I did.

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

savor it brother, this is like a throwaway thread u start as youre about to pass out in a haze of dat sweet sweet ambien and then u wake up the next morning and it has 200+ poasts

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Date: February 17th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: Burgundy excitant rehab mad cow disease

Oh god oh some of my finest XO moments

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Date: February 18th, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: Supple filthy famous landscape painting

What a dumb fucking TTT language

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27339906)



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Date: February 18th, 2015 3:05 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: House-broken parlor



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:19 PM
Author: adventurous round eye



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Date: February 18th, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Cowardly Cobalt Police Squad

Uvt explain

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Date: February 18th, 2015 11:19 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: April 21st, 2015 1:32 PM
Author: adventurous round eye



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:00 PM
Author: chartreuse spectacular casino skinny woman



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:14 PM
Author: Wild Avocado Site Newt

Here's how it works: some dude invented a "language" called pinyin, back in the 40s, that transliterated the Chinese phonemes into Romanized spelling. Each character is therefore assigned an English alphabet spelling.

So you type/text just as you do in English, type the alphabet "pinyin" first and choose the corresponded character. The tricky part is that some spellings (like shi, yi, dao, xing, etc) can correspond to several dozen characters. To solve this problem, most programs default to the most common character for each spelling, and if you want a more obscure one you have to scroll or tab down.

The programs also auto-fill/autocorrect certain spellings based on context or preceding characters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#29037203)



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Date: October 24th, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school

I'm Brian Fellows!

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:13 AM
Author: passionate organic girlfriend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dO4YZ5i6fI

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Date: December 16th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: December 16th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: vermilion pea-brained jew

http://pixu.co.in/files/funzug/imgs/technology/amazing_chinese_keyboard_03.jpg

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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:37 PM
Author: Vivacious pearly ladyboy



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:03 PM
Author: talking ape



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Date: December 20th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: 180 son of senegal roast beef

In France the "number keys" type the punctuation by default, you have to use Shift to get the numbers. And the letter arrangement is AZERTY instead of QWERTY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789525&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#29422170)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 11:29 PM
Author: lascivious ultramarine doctorate cuck

most places outside the US hide the @ key too. fucking mudpeople just trying to be different imo

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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:14 AM
Author: passionate organic girlfriend

can't everyone in the world just be like America! fucking shitcountries

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Date: September 20th, 2019 6:34 PM
Author: glassy rebellious striped hyena school



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Date: June 13th, 2020 10:06 AM
Author: talking ape



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:11 PM
Author: talking ape



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Date: November 8th, 2023 1:18 PM
Author: massive gunner

I like the dozen-odd half-correct Dunning-Kruger responses itt

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Date: August 13th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: evan39



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