Yeah, you heard right fagboi.

ME: Straighttt as fuckkk father of 3, happily married but just can't get past my desire for POZcum. I may be in a stall, a park, or the booths, but I'm a fiend for that DISEASEED.

YOU: I. DONT. CARE. Only rec is you MUST be POZ. I've fucked hobos, criminals, addicts, it doesn't matter. Just have the POZPEEN ready.

THE SCENE: I dress up as Santa for my kids every year. I'll be in FULL Santa dress, including the beard (might still have a drop of POZcum in it from last year, lol). ANyways, you come over and put on the nightie i bought for my wife while I position my turdcutter right underneath the tree. I'll have a PILE of TInA there if you like (I'll be pretty tuned up :)). You take my MANpussy with everything you got. Open it up like your first Christmas present. TEAR at it. The first load i want in my dumper, all the way up there. I want to shit you out for DAYS. The second load I want on one of the presents under the tree. You pick. My sons xbox, my daughters ipad, my wifes necklace, I don't care. I just want to know your POZ is with us this xmas season.

Does it turn you on I will be giving your GIFT to my wife on xmas morning after you leave? It should, faggot.

put "I saw Daddy kissing SANTAPOZ" in your email so I know you aren't some weirdo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26992136)

Poppup88: "this is really fucked but i like it"

XXX-XXX-XXXX: "Im the elf you want Santapoz. Do you shoot?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26992162)

will now be my standard biglaw signing off nomenclature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26992167)

180 possibly the best one yet please post all repsonses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26992702)

teriri: " want to poz a dolly, faggot"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26993932)

XXX-XXX-XXXX: "down for the fun boi but no fag talk" not sure which side this guy falls on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#26994006)

RollinRing: "you hav ebeen naughty and i ain't nice. going to rough up that pussy of yours, get it nice and wet cuz i dont bring lube. call me a faggot and see how your asshole gets punshed"

xxx-xxx-xxxx: "this is sick and I hope your family doesn't wake up to see this."

I responded to that guy, "turns out they will be out of town for the day but I still want to do this. Does that change things for you"

xxx-Xxx-xxxx: "Yes, if they wont find us then I get the fantasy. I won't smoke by the tree can't we just use your garage or something?"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#27001087)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#29452356)

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#29452466)

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#34282402)

still lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2765700&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#42923023)