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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
wwop
Excitant Cyan Box Office
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
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Mind-boggling mediation
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
arousing field
  10/06/25
*The Crush
Diverse stain
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
pontificating erotic crackhouse
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
garnet odious hall
  10/06/25
How old was she
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
19
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
pale doctorate electric furnace
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
pale doctorate electric furnace
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mfcr
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pontificating erotic crackhouse
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
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  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
garnet odious hall
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
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  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
Cream greedy indian lodge
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
Diverse stain
  10/06/25
As if
talented blue locale roast beef
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i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
pontificating erotic crackhouse
  10/06/25
Yes
pale doctorate electric furnace
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i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Aphrodisiac station
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he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
180 monikor
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
Sooty sexy state
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
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oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
me too
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adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
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Polaroids or it didn’t happen
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My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
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This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
Sooty sexy state
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
Cream greedy indian lodge
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
Nice edit
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
contagious ratface theater stage
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
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  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
snowy immigrant
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
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black exhilarant knife
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Liar!
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When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
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Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park
  10/06/25
Ok
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
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adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
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black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
Liar!
black exhilarant knife
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*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
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Indigo balding hissy fit
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction
  10/06/25
21 actually.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
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Aphrodisiac station
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
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  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
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Citrine Public Bath Jap
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Apoplectic Yellow Clown Affirmative Action
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
Ruddy Sandwich Codepig
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
Wild aromatic reading party really tough guy
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
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  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
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  10/06/25
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Citrine Public Bath Jap
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Aphrodisiac station
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
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  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
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Misspelled 3
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i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
Offensive university background story
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Beady-eyed rebellious double fault
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
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  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
sticky galvanic nursing home ape
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
black exhilarant knife
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
glittery point round eye
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
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180! Can confirm
Know-it-all Dull Chad Home
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pics?
Indigo balding hissy fit
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
Drab chest-beating wagecucks market
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
Sooty sexy state
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
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snowy immigrant
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
soul-stirring macaca address
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
dun 180 ticket booth
  10/11/25
OP is Gen X lol
cowgod
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

你這個騙子

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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Rage, rice boi

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Excitant Cyan Box Office

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling mediation



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: arousing field

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Diverse stain

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: pontificating erotic crackhouse

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: garnet odious hall

guys in my high school did this all the time

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

Wow, how did you manage that

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

What do you mean “from irl”

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Excitant Cyan Box Office

mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329007)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: pontificating erotic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329013)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: garnet odious hall

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330524)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329449)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Cream greedy indian lodge

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Diverse stain

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: talented blue locale roast beef

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: pontificating erotic crackhouse

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Sooty sexy state

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: pale doctorate electric furnace

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: pontificating erotic crackhouse

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Lay

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Indigo balding hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: alcoholic puppy

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Sooty sexy state

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Cream greedy indian lodge

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: contagious ratface theater stage

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: snowy immigrant

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Canary idiotic rehab kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Brass nudist black woman blood rage

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Vivacious faggotry toilet seat

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Indigo balding hissy fit



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: adventurous kink-friendly shrine dysfunction

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Violent shimmering pozpig trailer park

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz filthpig

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Citrine Public Bath Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Apoplectic Yellow Clown Affirmative Action

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Sandwich Codepig

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Wild aromatic reading party really tough guy

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Anal swashbuckling theater trust fund

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: laughsome cordovan quadroon boistinker

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: Citrine Public Bath Jap

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac station

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: laughsome cordovan quadroon boistinker

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rebellious double fault

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: honey-headed step-uncle's house potus



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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \

Misspelled 3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50069334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: Offensive university background story

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed rebellious double fault

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: chartreuse liquid oxygen

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: sticky galvanic nursing home ape

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: black exhilarant knife

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: glittery point round eye

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: bipolar brindle masturbator range

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Know-it-all Dull Chad Home

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: Indigo balding hissy fit

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Drab chest-beating wagecucks market

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Sooty sexy state

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: self-absorbed translucent scourge upon the earth telephone

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: snowy immigrant



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring macaca address

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: dun 180 ticket booth

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#49342349)



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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM
Author: cowgod

OP is Gen X lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50069362)