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Couldn’t finish my Giant Jersey Mike’s. I’ll never be like TSINAH.

Made it one bite into the final 25% before I began to feel i...
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/24/26
On a good day, I can finish a Giant roast beef sub Mike's Wa...
curious white property ratface
  08/24/26
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Exhilarant sepia market stain
  08/24/26
Gamer. I’ve felt ill most of the afternoon.
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/24/26
You’re making me crave J Mike’s because it&rsquo...
crimson dysfunction
  08/24/26
titcmw®
apoplectic base
  08/24/26
disco claimed something like he used to go to Jimmy John&rsq...
poppy heady point coldplay fan
  08/26/26
The fraudulent “claim” is that he did it once
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/26/26
he bought the 'Little John' versions, those are only like 30...
Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen
  08/26/26
A footlong Jersey Mike's is like 2000 calories, its two meal...
Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen
  08/24/26
*abstemoniousboi
crimson dysfunction
  08/24/26
Correct. I had an apple for dinner.
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/26/26
my typical jersey mikes meal is a giant turkey sandwich mike...
Aphrodisiac State Azn
  08/24/26
Honestly difficult to imagine a grown adult male being unabl...
Ocher comical french chef library
  08/24/26
Have you had a giant? They are pushing the limits. It is an...
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/26/26
Just tried one and was so full before I even unwrapped it th...
Ocher comical french chef library
  08/26/26
I once ate this sandwich. https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandw...
disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/26/26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb0-91zbJU
Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen
  08/26/26
"The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whal...
disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/26/26
How did you FEEL?
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/26/26
Terrible. Many bites were delicious because they have high q...
disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/26/26
How many Freebird Super Monster burritos can you eat, fatboy...
Ocher comical french chef library
  08/26/26
I've never tried one of those.
disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth
  08/26/26
I’ve never gone above Monster
Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce
  08/26/26
Are you morbidly obese, 21 years old, or both?
poppy heady point coldplay fan
  08/26/26
I'm an adult, non-twink male
Ocher comical french chef library
  08/26/26


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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

Made it one bite into the final 25% before I began to feel ill. More than half my chips and soda still left too.

I can admit I’m half the man TSINAH is. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50089382)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: curious white property ratface

On a good day, I can finish a Giant roast beef sub Mike's Way® plus mayo and a regular BLT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50089408)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Exhilarant sepia market stain

🚨🚨🚨

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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

Gamer. I’ve felt ill most of the afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50090026)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:01 PM
Author: crimson dysfunction

You’re making me crave J Mike’s because it’s been too long, ty

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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: apoplectic base

titcmw®

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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: poppy heady point coldplay fan

disco claimed something like he used to go to Jimmy John’s and order “one through eight” (the first 8 sandwiches on the menu) for lunch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093833)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

The fraudulent “claim” is that he did it once

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093970)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen

he bought the 'Little John' versions, those are only like 300 calories each so 2400 total. That is a reasonable meal for a man of his Size.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50094017)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen

A footlong Jersey Mike's is like 2000 calories, its two meals for a non-fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50090049)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:07 PM
Author: crimson dysfunction

*abstemoniousboi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50090056)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 6:22 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

Correct. I had an apple for dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093692)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac State Azn

my typical jersey mikes meal is a giant turkey sandwich mikes way, cookie, chips, and a water (don't want the calories of a soda)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50090060)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Ocher comical french chef library

Honestly difficult to imagine a grown adult male being unable to eat any version of a sandwich routinely sold on the menu of a large national chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50090206)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 6:24 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

Have you had a giant? They are pushing the limits. It is an unreasonably sized sandwich. The one I get is 2400 calories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093694)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Ocher comical french chef library

Just tried one and was so full before I even unwrapped it that I felt sick and stowed it in the fridge. You weren't kidding. These things are insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093747)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth

I once ate this sandwich.

https://www.reddit.com/r/eatsandwiches/comments/1oqr5p/the_zellagabetsky_an_8_decker_deli_sandwich/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093813)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Legal Warrant Kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCb0-91zbJU

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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:43 AM
Author: disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth

"The fact is, that among his hunters at least, the whale would by all hands be considered a noble dish, were there not so much of him; but when you come to sit down before a meat-pie nearly one hundred feet long, it takes away your appetite."

-Herman Melville, Moby-Dick or The Whale, 1851

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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

How did you FEEL?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093968)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth

Terrible. Many bites were delicious because they have high quality deli meats, but too much of a good thing is no bueno. And then it became a battle of willpower, an almost pathological need to control my id, and yeah, I left defeated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50093994)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Ocher comical french chef library

How many Freebird Super Monster burritos can you eat, fatboy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50094218)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: disturbing puce hospital scourge upon the earth

I've never tried one of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50094250)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Soul-stirring insecure step-uncle's house lettuce

I’ve never gone above Monster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50094378)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: poppy heady point coldplay fan

Are you morbidly obese, 21 years old, or both?

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Date: August 26th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Ocher comical french chef library

I'm an adult, non-twink male

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5896661&forum_id=2锞兾告触锟界锟絇HPSESSID=962c303388ae8b5678383d002493727e#50094216)